Breast Education

Wah lau eh!?!

I today got nothing to do then I go to the YouTube to watch MTV then I see this video... Wah lau eh!?! Sibeh jialat leh... Got this kind of "education" one meh? See already know is another talking cock video lah... Anyway, all talk English one, a bit hard for me to understand lah...

Lucky for me, like all videos, got picture for me to see. After I see the video, I think that since that kind of boh standard shor hai can find a char bor, so can I... Hosay!~

Banana Republic?

Wah lau eh!?!

The other day Yemen beach volleyball team lose then they say cheer leaders too sexy so they concentrate on the wrong ball. That's why they lose. sExcuses only lah... Wah lau eh!?!

Now Team Singapore use the banana tactic to make the competition blur. You don't believe me then see photo below.

Team Singapore got style right? Maybe their swimwear is sponsored by GAP...... What you all think ah? Steady or not? Better than their all black swimming trunks they wear last time right?

I know sure got some people will write in complain one; even Dick Lee also say that Singaporeans famous for complaining... Oops! I forgot it's called feedback lah... Hosay!~

What I know is... After they appear in those swimming trunks, the banana at my downstairs NTUC all sold out; don't care whether is pisang raja, pisang tanduk or pisang ambon... Everything suma out of stock! Sibeh ho business ah... Steady lah!!!

Let's go Team Singapore!!!

Marriage Cancelled - Permanently

Wah lau eh!?!

Many people know that I am about to get married to the most beautiful, most sexy, most intelligent girl in the world. The night before our wedding, my wife-to-be sent me this sexy video clip as a wedding present.

So... The wedding called off liao... I will not be return the wedding presents and there will be NO REFUNDS as I will use the money for her funeral.

Thank you hor... Hosay!~

What Hair?

Wah lau eh!?!

The other day got some kawan-kawan comment that my hair very long already, need to cut then they ask me go to the hair dresser.

Ok lah... People give me constructive criticism, I must accept right? So, even though I am not in my home country (I was overseas), I steady poon pee pee one... I left the hotel and took a slow walk to the nearest barber.

Then, I decided: Better go back home then cut hair... You want, you go cut yourself; don't afterwards people ask me why I got cock hairstyle?


Wah lau eh!?! Sibeh jialat ah...

Hoot University

Wah lau eh!?!

Now I know that there is a place to study to become a better society member. At Hoot U got teach practical skills help us make money and even have special guest come and give lecture leh...

Kuah simi lunchbox? Want to kuah just kuah the video below lah... Hosay!~

They also have excursions - the lecturer bring all the students out of practical training leh... Sibeh hosay lah!

Bouncing Ball so Lose at Volleyball

Wah lau eh!?!

Today Straits Times Online got report that some competitors at the Asian Games 2010 (held in Guangzhou) complain about the cheerleaders wear sexy-sexy, pang puah liap give people see then very hard to concentrate.

Yemen beach volleyballer Adeeb Mahfoudh told the Tianfu Morning News on Wednesday, "They had an effect on how we played. I think they had something to do with our losing the match."

The Yemeni men's team lost their Tuesday clash to an apparently more focused team from Indonesia, the paper said.

That guy like that say then Indonesian team see already why no effect? Chin GY!?! Can play ball means can play ball; cannot play ball means cannot play ball - so easy they don't understand meh? Why must push the blame on the cheerleaders' bouncing balls?

Oops! Paiseh...

Anyway, Mahfoudh also told AFP that he hope to see the cheerleaders perform again at the next match... Wah lau eh!?! Super contradiction lor... Chin GY leh!?!

Potong Saga

Wah lau eh!?!

I think I posted this before but I see again today, think it's worth posting again lah... Good things must repeat again and again and again teo boh? Hosay!~

Music on the Bus

Wah lau eh!?!

My kup chai in the motor tiam so bo pian today take bus. Actually take bus also very interesting one leh... Don't believe? You see this clip lah...

Wah lau eh!?! Macham TCS drama like that... Two HDB aunties shout here, shout there... Keep on repeating the word "lan"... I feel like telling them my name also got "lan" but I think I better keep quiet or wait sekali they 双剑合并 whack me then I really lan lan... Got one saying, kiang teo ho, mai kai kiang...

Next time I take bus must make sure my phone charge full batt then can video-tape HDB tai tai in action... Hosay!~

Must Watch News

Wah lau eh!?!

Last time when I was a small boy, my father every time ask me watch News but I think: News where got nice to watch one?

Now I know why he ask me to watch lah... Wah lau eh!?! Even News team also watch the prawns... Hosay!~

No Money for the Lao Jiao

Wah lau eh!?!

I read in the Straits Times our Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong announced got this National Service Recognition Award of S$ 9,000 for every national serviceman. Got money of course I am happy lah. But then I also understood that people who already MR liao got no chance, just like Adolf here...

Me? I still long way to go before ROD so I sure to get (at least some small part of) the sweet S$ 9,000... Show me the money!!!

Hosay!~

Wae Oh Wah Oh Wah Oh

Wah lau eh!?!

I think this one is the best Kit Kat advertisement, ever! I see the Ah Girl go "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" very funny lah... Don't believe me, just watch for yourself lah... Hosay!~

How? I never bluff you right? Steady lah... Hosay!~

Man Replaces Girlfriend with Doll

Wah lau eh!?!

Got this 50-year old Italian businessman cannot forget his ex-girlfriend; miss her so much then what to do?

(50-year old again... Wassup lah!?! Please see this and that posting on siao 50-year old businessmen)

If you miss your girlfriend very much, then maybe you watch the video you take with her (or of her); or maybe you see her photographs again and again and again... Teo boh?

But this guy is rich lah... Rich people don't do this kind of normal, expected things. Rich people are special one so what he did was this...


He took all the photographs of his ex-girlfriend and then he went to find an adult toymaker and told the toy maker "I want it just like her but with bigger boobs".

Wah... Not bad ah... He "got" back his girlfriend with upgrades some more... Hosay!~

You think I anyhow say one ah? This one is reported in Italy's Il Messaggero newspaper ok... The online reference can be found here.

Anyway, you think this is ordinary doll you buy from Carrefour or Giant ah? This doll is not S$ 39.95 or some cheap-cheap, made in third world country quality one ok? It is made out of state-of-the art space material hor...

The completed doll costs the lau ah peh business man US$ 18,000... Which is about S$ 25,000. If you think the doll is like those blow-up, full of air one, then you are wrong already ok?

This doll weighs 58kg and is about 1.6m tall and the doll-maker, Mr Bortolin said the doll is fully flexible and can take on any movement or position a human can. Steady right?

Maybe I should go and get one but before that, anybody can lend me S$ 25,000? I promise I will repay you one... Hosay!~

US Student who Electrocuted his Nipples Sues Teacher

Wah lau eh!?!

Got one 18-year-old US student, Kyle Dubois, deliberately electrocuted himself during science class then his heart stopped.

He never die so now he is suing his teacher for not warning him it was dangerous.

See his ko teh face you already know he boh nao one lah...?

Dubois and his parents claim teacher Thomas Kelley did not tell him and other students of the dangers of the demonstration power cords in their electrical trades class.

Like this also need to say meh? Sibeh jialat...

Full story can be found here.

Philippines Mourns Monday's Hostage Victims

Wah lau eh!?!

I read this report on the Internet about the Philippines cheng hoo declare today, 25th August 2010, as a day of mourning for the death of 8 Hong Kong tourists who were killed in a tragic hostage crisis, which ended Monday in bloodshed.

Then I read AsiaOne Report and I can really see that the Philippines public is really sad about this episode lah...

You look at the expression of the police woman and you know that they are so sad that out of the 25 Hong Kong tourists, only 8 died... Still got 68% survive... Not to bad lah...

Even the uniformed police also come in to show their support. We must really admire them because the woo sim... Hosay!~

You see? Even the students also come and show their government support... Really hosay... We must all learn...

Sometimes I think: it's not their flesh and blood so they will not feel pain... Wah lau eh!?!

Also see EastSouthWestNorth Report for more details...

Philippines Hostage Crisis

Wah lau eh!?!

Everywhere I go also got people talk about the Philppines Hostage Crisis. Then just now I go to the kopitiam, got one aunty turn on her iPhone and let her kawan-kawan sit next to her watch the YouTube clip. Her iPhone also not my iPhone... Watch is free one right? So, of course I also stand there and watch lah...

I never see the thing then nevermind... But I see already I kwee pat thor huey... You know in Chinese they say 一肚子气... Wah lau eh!?! Where got SWAT (Special Weapons and Tactics) teams so goondu one?

But I am sure the 200-strong Philippines SWAT team on duty that day got win many competitions against the Girl Guides in neighbouring countries. That was why they were so professional in handling the 1 lone gunman and 25 hostages on Monday, 23rd August 2010 in downtown Manila... Way to go SWAT team... Hosay!~

Here is the actual footage from YouTube:

After you watch the video, what you think? Steady right? It took the Philippines SWAT team 1 day long to end the stand off; I mean I think it would take the Green Berets like 5 minutes to end the whole episode so... Steady lah Philippines SWAT team... You very hosay!~

At the 51st second of the clip, you get to see a tuah pwee police officer (fatter than even me) trying to storm the tour bus... This shows that Philippines cheng hoo not prejudice against we all tuah pwee... Hosay!~

Then at the 1:06 mark, you get to see them stumbling on one another - proof that we are all human... Thank you Philippines SWAT team for telling us lesser humans we are not the only ones who are loon choon... Even humpty-dumpties make it to the SWAT team... Hosay!~

At the 1:11 mark, SWAT uncle teach all of us at home that it is very dangerous to point your gun at your buddy... Wait misfire how? Must attend song kah leh... Oops! Philippines no song kah one right? Hosay!~

From 1:47 to 2:02, you get to see the SWAT team showing you how NOT to throw a smoke grenade into a tour bus full of hostages - Kids, please... Don't try this at home ok? Can die one you know?

Then at the 2:05 mark, one of the SWAT team uncle demonstrates to us how NOT to throw a sledge hammer into a bus... Steady lah goondu!

Rest of the remaining video I too tulan to comment liao lah so you all just watch for yourselves lah... Wah lau eh!?!

Also see EastSouthWestNorth Report for more details...

Mitchell's Whores

Wah lau eh!?!

Last time my teacher got teach me, "A picture is worth a thousand words"...

... Now I understand what she trying to teach me... Hosay!~

Mail Order Bride Pang Ah Peh Pway Kee

Wah lau eh!?!

What is wrong with these 50-year-old businessmen anyway?

Got one 50-year-old businessman, went to a casino, lost S$ 26 million then want to sue the casino for lending him money. Now in Johor Baru got another 50-year-old businessman kena conned because his 22-year-old Vietnamese don't want to marry him... Wah lau eh!?! Chin GY leh...

Anyway, this ghor chup hway Ah Peh, Lee Law Oh said he paid RM6,000 to a match-making agency, which then "delivered" her to him (the photo on the left is pai swee - for illustration purpose only ah...) but when she arrived at his house, she said she don't want to marry him... So he bo pian complain to Johor Baru MCA Youth chief Kua Song Tuck.

Another "Kua"... Maybe he is relative of my Facebook kawan-kawan Andrew Kua? Wait must post on Andrew's wall and ask him... Maybe he can introduce me some kang tau because just like Mr Lee Law Oh (not to be mistaken with Lee Law Soh), I also "really want to end my bachelor days as I don't want to die alone."

To see the actual AsiaOne report, in case you think Tulan Ming anyhow bluff people, click here...

Hosay!~

Lose S$26 Million is Casino's Fault

Wah lau eh!?!

I just come back from JB... Read this report on The Star newspaper about this rich Singaporean who lost S$ 26 million at the casino. Su liao nevermind, still want to sue the casino... Very sia sueh Singaporeans lah... He even say the casino never do homework properly and continued "loaning him a huge sum of money to gamble without first checking his financial position"... Wah lau eh!?! Like that also can ah?

Some more he say that "his girlfriend cried and begged the casino not to loan him any more money" but they still lend him. Where got so drama one? You think making God of Gamblers movie ah? Maybe that 50-year-old Ah Peh think he look like Chow Yuen Fatt... Like that maybe his girlfriend look like Zhang Min lah... Wah... Like that maybe can ask Jack Neo make gambling movie based on this story... Hosay!~

Like this kind of movie sure no horse run one... Even Li Nanxing and Zoe Tay also don't dare to compete, 甘拜下风 lose to Jack Neo and this unnamed uncle... Steady right?

Anyway, if you want to read the whole story, AsiaOne website also got the report here...

Hosay!~

Japan Guy Got another use for iPad

Wah lau eh!?!

My boss tell me the iPhone and the iPad is very tok kong... I thought he say-say only because he want to hao lian that he got the iPhone and the iPad bought from the Apple. Then today, guess what I saw on the AsiaOne website?

Got one Jepun-kia use his iPad and iPhone to eat the sushi... I really salute him ah... Buy so expensive things and use as crockery? Maybe he a bit cock-a-doodle-doo ah...

Now hosay lah... His iPhone now got the fish smell; later want to use to make phone call in the subway sure kena people give him the "one kind" look one. But then again hor, I think also not much of issue lah because Jepun-kia national pastime is use the Internet to surf for prawn lah so got the fish smell or not also nevermind lah... Hosay!~

English Lesson

Wah lau eh!?!

I got hear before English lesson for people to do business and basic conversation but this one really steady leh... Click on the video and you know what I mean...

English Translation

Wah lau eh!?!

The other day I MC so nothing to do then watch TV lah... I watch already really bo wei kong...

The subtitles really steady right? My mother see me laugh loud-loud ask me what happen, I also don't know how to answer her... Wah lau eh!?!

Singing Competition

Wah lau eh!?!

I just read this on AsiaOne website about this girl at this singing competition.. Aiyo... Just watch the clip and you know what I am trying to say lah...

After watching the clip, I still a bit blur-blur lah... All I want to know is how the girl can take off her bra so fast? No need to unhook the back meh? Maybe she can teach me a few tricks lah... Hosay!~

Ah Tiong Aunty Taking Aeroplane

Wah leu eh!?!

Seven-early, eight-early take budget aeroplane kena Cheena aunty choot pattern. Actually I got nothing against Ah Tiong one but you see how she sit the aeroplane like her grandfather house, you see already sure tulan one...

First of all you hear the Aunty Ah Tiong talk about how she is first time take the Budget Airline...

Then she bring out one big plastic bag of Cheena ham and then another plastic bag of bread... Then she take out a plastic glove, steady-steady put the ham inside the low-tee and then make her Super Sub... Hosay!~

Eat low-tee then eat lor, must still how lian and tell the whole cabin that she eating low-tee... Chin GY leh...

Even her kawan-kawan also bueh tahan, tong bueh tiao her ah...

If I am her son, I think I also find a hole to hide... Wah lau eh!?!

POWER Satay

Wah lau eh!?!

Pah tor yao thought want to go eat some satay at Simpang Bedok... Faster go then faster belek rumah... How I know when I reached Simpang Bedok got so many World Cup fans sit around chit-chat, discuss hang cheng... I think by the time they take my order, time for my grandchildren to go to 豆豆班 liao lah!

I really think that Singaporeans very good to kheng lor... Come to Simpang Bedok makan can also watch World Cup at the same time enjoy food. So steady right?

Some more if you want to shout "Goal!" also nobody will complain because all of them will be shouting "Goal!" with you! Only thing is that if you support different team from them then maybe......

Anyway... Simpang Bedok got the local pizza... Cheap and good lah... Hosay!~ Got so many things to eat, I also don't know what to order... In the end, I think I better go to the 7-Eleven buy two more bottles of Pink Dolphin so that I can get the free gift and then go home lah... Jia kah pwee liao later kup chai fuel consumption increase lah. Now economy bad so every drop of petrol counts lah... Bo pian lah... Hang cheng piah piah...

Chin GY leh...

Next Time You Want to Try this on Hawker Uncle, Think Twice

Wah lau eh!?!

How many of you got special order and do this when you go to a hawker stall?

On 30 September 2010 morning, Mr Chan Seng Chai went to Telok Blangah Drive Block 79 makan... He asked his wife to order a bowl of fishball noodles, chilli separated from his noodles and for his noodles to be cut.

When his wife told the hawker uncle, Sim Yong Ha, 66, of her requests, Uncle Sim grumbled. So Mr Chan confronted Uncle Sim with a plastic chair. Uncle Sim mai su lang so he grabbed a chopper from his stall to block the chair.

In the end, Uncle Sim chopped off Mr Chan's left hand thumb.

For more information, please read AsiaOne: "Hawker Gets Day's Jail for Slicing off Customer's thumb" by Vivien Chan.

So next time you want to be fussy with hawker uncle, you better 三思而后行... Mai hiam, chin chai also can eat lah... Hosay!~

Siao Lang at Holland V

Wah lau eh!?!

Yesterday went to Holland Village to lim neng pueh with my kawan-kawan... Sekali about 3 am got one guy like kee siao like that run to the road tuah siah sueh siah jiang, see got car pass by then chase and kick... I think a bit chwee liao or boh hosay...

Mata-mata come he still fah fah tin... I think he very eh sai or very drunk lah... See police still can action-mak-mak, bueh kia see mah?

Anyway, got free show to watch of course I stay and see lor... Wait until police escort him away liao then I take my kup chai home...

Hosay!~

Bola Tak Boleh... Amoi Boleh

Wah lau eh!?!

Today I can blog in my office because my boss kena fever... World Cup Fever... I think Argentina su liao so my boss a bit kuah bueh kwee so need to stay at home to rest lah. Like that I hosay because I can whole day Facebook, update blog and then later go and eat hay mee...

I am not a soccer fan lah but if got soccer like in 黃明志 MTV then I also want to join lah; win or lose nevermind... is how you play the bola-bola right?

Don't Get a Divorce... Get a Donut!

Wah lau eh!?!

I see this advertisement, I don't know want to laugh or cry... If all the relationship so easy kau tim then hosay liao lor! You watch the clip then you will know what I am talking about lah...

Donut Prince open only 23 hours in a day because they say they use the one hour to make donuts; I think they use the one hour to chou huei lah... I like the way the guy keep on soot bak at the camera like he want to do something naughty like that... Haha! Steady right?

So don't divorce... Get a donut or if you really very sian, can jio me go eat you char kway... Hosay!~

Lunch @ MacDonalds

Wah lau eh!?!

Today I do my dispatch until no time to eat. But then I remember this YANG girl got tell me what MacDonalds got lunch time offer - S$ 4.50 for a set meal so I try lor... Bo chee mm zai mah...

When I reached MacDonalds, wah lau eh!?! I saw this person standing there ordering I almost drop my motorcycle helmet ah!

So the counter staff, when they greet this customer, do they say, "Good afternoon Sir" or "Good afternoon Madam"? I really pity them leh... Pai tan lah...

On second thoughts, I think I better go outside hawker centre and find something to eat better... Hosay!~

Online Dating Site

Wah lau eh!?!

I know that nobody will ever fall in love with me one... All the nice girls are either married or lesbian so I bo pian lor, listen to my friend and then go and join online dating service. Today I received an e-mail from the Online Dating Service. See below...


I still think it's the dinosaur that give me the highest marks. What do you people think? Help me choose leh... My 终身幸福 is in your hands lah... Hosay!~

KL Girls are Good

Wah lau eh!?!

In the words of Namewee, KL eh char bor ho ho yeh... If you don't believe, please check out his latest MTV lah then you will know that KL girls or the girls that are in KL are very kau lat (够力) one!

So how? Who want to join me for a trip up to KL? I think next Friday is public holiday, must faster-faster take leave for Super Long Weekend lah... Hosay!~

Peter Chao Talks about Angry Lexus Girl

Wah lau eh!?!

Remember my post about angry Singaporean Lexus girl? She is so famous that Peter Chao who is in Canada also got something say about her. Check it out!

Late for Work

Wah lau eh!?!

This morning lang gah lah... hai see nim peh late for work... I hope my boss today also late so he won't tekan me.

Anyway, I hope nobody seriously injured lah. Sorry I make fun of them lah; I hope they will have a better week ahead.

Club Strawberry @ Circular Road

Wah lau eh!?!

The other day I do dispatch until quite late then I saw this place at Circular Road... Happening sia...

Some more The New Paper got say that this is the first Cosplay-themed KTV pub in Singapore... Sibeh hosay leh... Too bad I got bo kau lui (not enough money) or I sure to stay until closing time at 2am one... Confirm lah... Hosay!~

Best Anti-Virus for 2010

Wah lau eh!?!

Last October got people ask me which computer brand is best; Now got kawan-kawan ask me which Anti-Virus to use so that their computer go to - red and yellow and pink and green... Purple and orange and blue - any kind of web site also won't kena any virus?

I tell all my kawan-kawan that now anti-virus is not enough. We must go one step further and use Anti-Virus with Internet Security. So what brand to use?

Isn't the answer obvious? So what are you people waiting for? Christmas or Santa Claus? Hurry up and go and get one now lah... Hosay!~

Rechargeable Torchlights

Wah lau eh!?!

You ever kena your car breakdown or in the middle of the night, you need to find something but it is too dark? You find a torchlight but the battery mati liao... So how? See how the ang mors do it lah...

It is a good idea right? You go and try ah... I better go home watch TV... Hosay!~

Who Wants to go Kovan for Prata?

Wah lau eh!?!

Looks like Kovan area also very happening now, got many flowers to see... Sometimes you feed your stomach, must also consider to feed your eyes mah... Tio boh?

So who want to jio me for prata?

For more, please see AsiaOne Report here... Hosay!~

I Miss Uncle Muthu

Wah lau eh!?!

I miss my Uncle Muthu lah so I will share with all my kaki a video montage of dear Uncle Muthu... Hosay!~

Aiyoyo... Uncle Muthu now holiday in India... I miss him lah...

How to Upset Your Ex-boyfriend

Wah lau eh!?!

Before you people come and tell me that it is actually an advertisement for "The Perfect C", a drug sold in Hong Kong, I want to say that I already know but I still think this is a very good way to make your ex-boyfriend tulan... Haha!

For all of you who cannot understand Cantonese, here's the translation:

Ng Kai Seng, you cheapskate, listen to what I have to say...

Since we got together, we always eat AA meal (HK slang for splitting the cost of a meal) which I don't mind but whenever we are home, you always say that I only have an AA cup. You even broke up with me because of my figure.

On 11 Feb 2010, three months after our break-up, I want to tell you that in these three months, I have changed...

(Unzips her top to expose her cleavage...)

There! Take a good look... I am now a C cup... C !!! You can call me anything (you want), but you can no longer say that I am A cup. Most importantly, you will never have any chance to touch them again.

Any girls out there want to try? Hahaha... Hosay!~

You Want to Buy?

Wah lau eh!?!

I am not talking about the xiao mei mei lah... I am asking if you want to buy China brand OEM iPad lah! You people don't like that lah... All so hum sup... Tsk tsk tsk... :P

You think my blog is LTK site is it?

Please lor... My blog got a bit of standard one ok? Hahaha!

Anyway, anything you can do, China can sure do better.

Teo boh?

Hosay!~

Channel 8 News Happening = Die Die Must Watch!

Wah lau eh!?!

Now I know why my manager always rush back to watch TCS 8 6.30 pm news lah! Last time newscasters all local uncle, aunty but now the job also given to Foreign Talents. One good example is Miss Wang Zheng (王征) from China.


Miss Wang must be very cold or not wearing her sah kia because can see her poo toh kuah - so obvious leh... Like this kind of talented newscaster, I only got one thing to say...

Hosay!~

Who Want to Learn English?

Wah lau eh!?!

Who want to learn English? Come come come... Let Wen Fang Jie Jie teach you lah... Hosay!~

Going Bananas?

Wah lau eh!?!

Everybody also got online blog... Got blog for fashion, got blog for movies... Now got blog to teach us how to cakup Malayu... Steady right? Don't you just love the Internet and Youtube? Why Tulanming never do video blog also? Because somethings better to read than to hear and Tulanming don't have nice voice like Peter Chao...

So the next time you go to a hawker centre, are you going to "WOW!" the food stall aunty with your bombastic Malay or just order Goreng Pisang?

Ho Ho Hosay!~

Peter Chao is Everywhere

Wah lau eh!?!

This Peter Chao is everywhere lah... He even got act in Twilight saga leh... So happening lah! All the ang mor actors how to fight against him? Peter Chao is a natural actor who is full of feeling... Hosay!~

I Want to Buy Handphone

Wah lau eh!?!

Now everywhere I go also got people use iPhone... Even the sao tor kah aunty also using iPhone so I also must upgrade lah! I go to Starhub, M1 and SingTel but everywhere also like siao lang like that... Service also not as good as the service in Hong Kong handphone shop. If you don't believe me then you click and watch... Sibeh ho liao...

How? Song boh? I never bluff you right?

Hosay!

New Year Song from Namewee

Wah lau eh!?!

Happy New Year to all my kakis... Hope you huat huat huat in the Year of the Tiger but remember that lao hor sio kan, zee pia teo kau... Here's a New Year song from Namewee... Please listen until the end... Confirm you won't regret one...


Told you was nice right? Hosay!~