Tuesday, 24 August 2010

Philippines Hostage Crisis

Wah lau eh!?!

Everywhere I go also got people talk about the Philppines Hostage Crisis. Then just now I go to the kopitiam, got one aunty turn on her iPhone and let her kawan-kawan sit next to her watch the YouTube clip. Her iPhone also not my iPhone... Watch is free one right? So, of course I also stand there and watch lah...

I never see the thing then nevermind... But I see already I kwee pat thor huey... You know in Chinese they say 一肚子气... Wah lau eh!?! Where got SWAT (Special Weapons and Tactics) teams so goondu one?

But I am sure the 200-strong Philippines SWAT team on duty that day got win many competitions against the Girl Guides in neighbouring countries. That was why they were so professional in handling the 1 lone gunman and 25 hostages on Monday, 23rd August 2010 in downtown Manila... Way to go SWAT team... Hosay!~

Here is the actual footage from YouTube:



After you watch the video, what you think? Steady right? It took the Philippines SWAT team 1 day long to end the stand off; I mean I think it would take the Green Berets like 5 minutes to end the whole episode so... Steady lah Philippines SWAT team... You very hosay!~

At the 51st second of the clip, you get to see a tuah pwee police officer (fatter than even me) trying to storm the tour bus... This shows that Philippines cheng hoo not prejudice against we all tuah pwee... Hosay!~

Then at the 1:06 mark, you get to see them stumbling on one another - proof that we are all human... Thank you Philippines SWAT team for telling us lesser humans we are not the only ones who are loon choon... Even humpty-dumpties make it to the SWAT team... Hosay!~

At the 1:11 mark, SWAT uncle teach all of us at home that it is very dangerous to point your gun at your buddy... Wait misfire how? Must attend song kah leh... Oops! Philippines no song kah one right? Hosay!~

From 1:47 to 2:02, you get to see the SWAT team showing you how NOT to throw a smoke grenade into a tour bus full of hostages - Kids, please... Don't try this at home ok? Can die one you know?

Then at the 2:05 mark, one of the SWAT team uncle demonstrates to us how NOT to throw a sledge hammer into a bus... Steady lah goondu!

Rest of the remaining video I too tulan to comment liao lah so you all just watch for yourselves lah... Wah lau eh!?!

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