Before you people come and tell me that it is actually an advertisement for "The Perfect C", a drug sold in Hong Kong, I want to say that I already know but I still think this is a very good way to make your ex-boyfriend tulan... Haha!
For all of you who cannot understand Cantonese, here's the translation:
Ng Kai Seng, you cheapskate, listen to what I have to say...
Since we got together, we always eat AA meal (HK slang for splitting the cost of a meal) which I don't mind but whenever we are home, you always say that I only have an AA cup. You even broke up with me because of my figure.
On 11 Feb 2010, three months after our break-up, I want to tell you that in these three months, I have changed...
(Unzips her top to expose her cleavage...)
There! Take a good look... I am now a C cup... C !!! You can call me anything (you want), but you can no longer say that I am A cup. Most importantly, you will never have any chance to touch them again.
Any girls out there want to try? Hahaha... Hosay!~
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