Cathay Pacific Aircraft Sex

Wah lau eh!?! (>.<)"

I thought this type of thing only happen in the porn movie but now Cathay Pacific (Hong Kong) said it had launched a "full investigation" into photos showing their flight attendant doing the oral sex on a pilot aboard an aircraft.

Of course the photos not the guan chng one... All kena the mosaic, just like the Japanese porn like that; several pixellated photos of the flight attendant doing the 吹喇叭 act on the pilot were published in Hong Kong Chinese-language media. Sibeh happening sia! No wonder last time my Ah kong advised me to become a pilot. Why I never listen to him? Wah lau eh!?! (>.<)"

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What's Your Price?

Wah lau eh!?!

Just now one of my kawan-kawan show me a photo of this sibeh swee, sibeh leng, sibeh chio girl and then ask me how much I want to pay for the Ice Breaker?

At first, I thought this one is like the Sharon Stone movie, the girl will take the pokey-pokey ice breaker thingy to prick people...

So of course I say I don't want lah! Sekali he tell me this is a real online site where "'generous' members offer from US$20 (S$24) to even US$1,000 for a date and the 'attractive' ones can then either accept or decline the offer."

I look at the site... Wah! Sibeh steady lah!!! Got Forbes, got Time, got NBC, ABC and even Playboy leh! Wah!!! Join this site can jio the Playboy Bunny Girl go out kai-kai leh!

But... Everything has got the price one so is like no money, no talk lah!

At first I think Ang Mors nowadays have very good money-making ideas... Sekali my kawan-kawan tell me that the founder of this web site is actually Brandon Wey, a Singapore-born 40-year-old now migrated to the US...

Singaporean... No wonder lah... Hosay!~<3

I also Want to be Insurance Salesman

Wah lau eh!?!

What will your boss give you if you hit your target?

An iPhone? A laptop? A holiday? A car?

Got this Ergo insurance company in Hungary rewarded its best salesmen with orgy leh... And not it is not just go bang-bang with cheap, roadside prostitutes but those high-class ones from Budapest's famous art nouveau Gellert Baths leh! Sibeh high standard one ok?

From what I read, about 100 of their top salesmen were invited to go orgy.

Wow! At the party, kena served by at least 20 chio bu - all wear bikini or very little (or nothing at all)... Sibeh shiok ah!

Anyway, my friend tell me that prostitution is legal in Hungary and Germany so steady lah for them, no need to scared mata come and tan kup them or give them free "Rolex" wear...

Don't think this story is I anyhow say one ok... I steady-steady read from AP via the Daily Chilli one... So if anybody know how to interview for this job, please tell me ok? I also want to interview... Huat ah!

Hosay!~

JJ Lin Happening Performance

Wah lau eh!?!

Last time my friend ask me watch the JJ Lin concert, I thought "what so good to see this 小白脸?"

Now then I know I am wrong because his concert is really happening one! Don't believe ah? See the photo below lah... Steady right?

In his performance, JJ got kiss his partner Lina on the lips... Touch-touch her tua kah twee and then bury his face in her neh neh poks... Steady lah!!!

Who got JJ Lin concert tickets? I also want to go and watch... Hosay!~

Wuhan University Girl Proposes to Guy

Wah lau eh!?!

Like this also can ah? Sibeh jialat leh... Got one of my kawan-kawan in China tell me that this is true story at Wuhan University.

Got one girl put the signs "Me Marry" on a red Volkswagen Polo and then stand on top it with a bouquet of roses. I thought maybe this char bor don't know Grammar like me but then my China kawan-kawan tell me that in China is read from right-to-left, not left-to-right... Orh... Say so lah! Wah lau eh!?!

Anyway, I am wondering how come this girl quite chio but so "desperate" to marry the guy must propose in public? This guy got what thing so 与众不同, make her 神魂颠倒 leh? Really must learn from him lah...

Hosay!~

My Former Secondary School is a Porn Site

Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?!

My kawan-kawan say Junyuan Secondary School web site just kena upgraded, got many new things to see. So on Wednesday night, I happy-happy go click-click the URL www.junyuansec.net/ to take a walk down the memory lane lah...

But there is no memory lane there! Instead of seeing my 老学校 and all my 老师 (I call them lao shi but Inever say them lau char bor ok?), I saw many young chio bu all wear sexy clothes; some of them even never wear any clothes!

Wah lau eh!?! What happening sia? How come my former school web site become porn forum leh? Sibeh jialat ah... I always tell my kawan-kawans that that Junyuan Secondary is a good school, now kena like this so pai seh leh... I don't know how many people got see this site... Wah lau eh!?!

Lucky I never go and khong piah straight away; I go and check with AsiaOne Web Site and found out that the website kena hacked and replaced with a pornographic site. Heng ah... I thought my principal and teachers......

But one thing not so heng is that got one STOMPer called John very keen kah keen chew posted some of the screenshots of the porn site on STOMP liao...

Today I go and check again, everything is ok liao; even got photo of my 师妹 get the All-round Excellence Award... Hosay!~

But anyway, I now still a bit tu lan because I never expect them to correct the lapse so face; when I go in the site on Wednesday, I forgot to copy down the contact so now cannot see any more swee char bor... Wah lau eh!?! Chin GY leh...

KL Girls are Good

Wah lau eh!?!

In the words of Namewee, KL eh char bor ho ho yeh... If you don't believe, please check out his latest MTV lah then you will know that KL girls or the girls that are in KL are very kau lat (够力) one!

So how? Who want to join me for a trip up to KL? I think next Friday is public holiday, must faster-faster take leave for Super Long Weekend lah... Hosay!~

Club Strawberry @ Circular Road

Wah lau eh!?!

The other day I do dispatch until quite late then I saw this place at Circular Road... Happening sia...

Some more The New Paper got say that this is the first Cosplay-themed KTV pub in Singapore... Sibeh hosay leh... Too bad I got bo kau lui (not enough money) or I sure to stay until closing time at 2am one... Confirm lah... Hosay!~

Best Anti-Virus for 2010

Wah lau eh!?!

Last October got people ask me which computer brand is best; Now got kawan-kawan ask me which Anti-Virus to use so that their computer go to - red and yellow and pink and green... Purple and orange and blue - any kind of web site also won't kena any virus?

I tell all my kawan-kawan that now anti-virus is not enough. We must go one step further and use Anti-Virus with Internet Security. So what brand to use?

Isn't the answer obvious? So what are you people waiting for? Christmas or Santa Claus? Hurry up and go and get one now lah... Hosay!~

How to Upset Your Ex-boyfriend

Wah lau eh!?!

Before you people come and tell me that it is actually an advertisement for "The Perfect C", a drug sold in Hong Kong, I want to say that I already know but I still think this is a very good way to make your ex-boyfriend tulan... Haha!

For all of you who cannot understand Cantonese, here's the translation:

Ng Kai Seng, you cheapskate, listen to what I have to say...

Since we got together, we always eat AA meal (HK slang for splitting the cost of a meal) which I don't mind but whenever we are home, you always say that I only have an AA cup. You even broke up with me because of my figure.

On 11 Feb 2010, three months after our break-up, I want to tell you that in these three months, I have changed...

(Unzips her top to expose her cleavage...)

There! Take a good look... I am now a C cup... C !!! You can call me anything (you want), but you can no longer say that I am A cup. Most importantly, you will never have any chance to touch them again.

Any girls out there want to try? Hahaha... Hosay!~

You Want to Buy?

Wah lau eh!?!

I am not talking about the xiao mei mei lah... I am asking if you want to buy China brand OEM iPad lah! You people don't like that lah... All so hum sup... Tsk tsk tsk... :P

You think my blog is LTK site is it?

Please lor... My blog got a bit of standard one ok? Hahaha!

Anyway, anything you can do, China can sure do better.

Teo boh?

Hosay!~

I Want to Buy Handphone

Wah lau eh!?!

Now everywhere I go also got people use iPhone... Even the sao tor kah aunty also using iPhone so I also must upgrade lah! I go to Starhub, M1 and SingTel but everywhere also like siao lang like that... Service also not as good as the service in Hong Kong handphone shop. If you don't believe me then you click and watch... Sibeh ho liao...

How? Song boh? I never bluff you right?

Hosay!

One Way to Instant Fame

Wah lau eh!?!

I don't know Miss Tracy "Sunshine" Ang (please see previous post); got some people say she camwhore, purposely hiao kah chng let people take photo of zao geng. Also got some people say that she is very professional girl and maybe she is too 投入 that she forgot herself.

I was browsing the Intetnet and then I read about this Japanese singer, Asuka who er... Just see the photo below and you know what I mean already.

She very steady right? Skirt go up, her popularity (and other things that I will not mention) will also shoot up. Hosay!~

Desperately Seeking Husband

Wah lau eh!?!

You people don't read the title then think I am gay or I am desperate lah... I am talking about this girl "advertising" herself on a wooden bridge last Wednesday in Kaifeng, China.

Before you buy plane ticket from Jetstar (now got offer... if you don't believe, can check with Joanne Peh) and fly to Kaifeng, China, please check if you can pass her two conditions first; not everybody can try one. You think what!?!

Miss Jin Xing, 22, who is originally from Henan, got set two conditions: the guy must be below 50 years old and must have at least RMB6 mil (S$ 1.22 mil). If your bank account pah pah maybe can try or else better balek kampong.

Wearing a pink see-through costume, she displayed a banner bearing these words: 钓情郎 (fishing for lover) in front of her.

She still steady-steady put her hand phone number on the banner to make it easier for her prospective husband. She was accompanied by another woman dressed like a servant in the old imperial era; her face away from the camera so cannot tell if she chio or not.

Jin Xing say, "Age is not very important ... If he is rich but old, I will still consider..." gong lai gong kee is about money. For more information, please read full article on AsiaOne web site... Hosay!~

Miss Singapore-World 2009 English Sibeh Jia Lat...

Wah lau eh!?!

I know this one already old news liao but everybody talking about it, I think got at least half of Singapore, JB and Batam already know our 2009 Miss Singapore-World. Like they say in Mandarin: 家喻户晓, you know? Like that sibeh hosay lah!

But too bad lor... People know her is not for good reason but for bad publicity... No lah, don't anyhow thing lah... She not Miss Russia, never take photo for Playboy but her ang mor sibeh jia lat leh... More jia lat than me - how come!?!

Very sayang hor? Ris Low chio is chio but when she open her mouth... Wah lau eh!?! People don't know ah, think she from Fu Cking University one... Sibeh jia lat leh...


口说无凭... Don't say I chwee gong l@m p@h song... Just watch this video (got subtitles some more) and you will understand what I mean?


For me, got excuse mah... I am just dispatch rider not Mr Singapore or Mr Ed; I never represent Singapore so you cannot say my English no good or I pronounce not very 标准 teo boh?

I think better she go tuition... I can introduce my tuition teacher to her. Hosay!

Who Got See Getai?

Wah lau eh!?!

I remember last time I stay in Bedok that time Getai is just song and dance but now Getai performers everything also do, even stripping. Hosay liao lor...

Getai or stage performances held during the Chinese Seventh month are held to entertain ho hiah dee or the ghosts and spirits believed to wander the world of the living during this month. But actuall is for real people to see one.

Every year got Getai performers wear suggestive or revealing costumes but this year really win already because some Getai performers even stripped as they sing song, ending their last song of the night wearing only their underwear. Steady lah!

So who got go Getai... Mai bo jio ok?

Whole story from AsiaOne can be found here.

Girls' Generation

Wah lau eh!?!

Last time got Wonder Bra... Oops! I mean Wonder Girls from South Korea, now got this one called Girls Generation. But their fans call them SNSD which is the the acronym of the group’s Korean name So Nyeo Shi Dae (please don't ask me what it means - Haha!)

Members include Hyoyeon, Jessica, Seohyun, Sooyoung,
Sunny, Taeyeon (leader),Tiffany, Yoona, and Yuri

Don't say I never kai xiao ok? Anyway, I also add their MTV below for you all to enjoy. Wah lau eh!?! Got cute pinky scooter in the MTV some more... Hosay!

Stock Market Unstable

Wah lau eh!?!

I am not stock market expert lah but many of my kakis tell me that market is very bad and can expect prices to fall further. China so power also kena... Just look at latest Shanghai stock market index below and you will understand... Hang cheng sibeh jia lat leh...

Wah eh!?! I upload wrong photo ah? Haha! Anyway, I not anyhow talk cock one... Real story about stock market is here.

Like This Also Can Ah?

Wah lau eh!?!

I was surfing Internet then I saw this article about this Ang Mor char bor taking naughty photos in temple, suppose to be Kek Lok Si 极乐寺 in Penang (Malaysia).

I am not Buddhist but I think holy place must be respected lor... How can do this kind of things there? My friends who are Buddhists and Taoists tell me that all idols must be respected one lor so cannot anyhow teng san teng khor in front of them... Maybe Ang Mor don't know or just bo chap...

The original story can be found on SPH's Omy.sg Website.

Girl @ Great World City / Lorong 5 Toa Payoh Food Centre

Wah lau eh!?!

I know got people read already sure say I copy www.girlonbus.com but I think it is a good idea and I am really looking for this girl.

This posting is about this girl whom I am looking for. I know it's not very "professional" to post this on my blog or to take her photo without her permission but I really want to get to know this girl!

Everything happen so fast, this is all I have left of you... Sweet Angel with Dimples...

My former camp kaki and his wife and Brother SamChen say that I am crazy to do this but I think... Heck care lah! I will never know if I don't try teo boh?

Anyway, I saw her at Great World City at about closing time. I was going to meet my my former camp kaki and his wife when I saw her... I never believe in "Love at First Sight" but when I saw her dimples and the way she smile, somehow my heart melted. If it is not for Brother SamChen who tahan me, I think I would have kee siao on the spot!

I quickly take out my camera phone to take a photograph of her but Brother SamChen pull my hand away so I can only get photograph of her as walking away with her friend.

Then I went to the car park, I saw her again. This time she noticed me thanks to my Ah Girl... Whoever you are, Sweet Angel with Dimples, I heard what you said about cruelty to animals and I really want you to know that I didn't mean to lock my girl-girl in the car and I only did that because I wanted to go into Great World City to find my former camp kaki and his wife - very short while only... Confirm!

If my Ah Girl can talk, she will tell you that I am a good kor kor to her... Really!

I was driving behind you and I think I saw a "Club Hyundai" and "Getz Garage" decals on your rear windscreen and I could hear your ICE very loud... Even inside my car can hear. But because my cash card bo lui liao, I had to exchange cash cards... I lost you again.

Then, my former camp kaki, his wife and Brother SamChen suggested we go Toa Payoh Lorong 5 for supper. Who knows? I saw you again but this time, I noticed you were with this guy who was driving a 3-door green Getz. I didn't see your finger got wear ring so I think you are still single? Anyway, like I say already... I heck care liao lah! I just want you to know how I feel because it's just like 三笑姻缘: in one night I meet you three times already and every time you look prettier and prettier. Am I going crazy!?!

My former camp kaki and his wife say you are a bit on the short side and Brother Sam says you have a bit baby fat... To me you are just perfect! If that guy with the 3-door green Getz is your xiao eh, then I think he's the luckiest guy in the world... But if he isn't then I would say he bak chiu kor stamp and too bad for him!

Even now I am in a daze. I keep thinking... I want to see you again or at least know your name so that I can give the photograph a name.

Please understand that it wasn't natural for me to approach you in that setting but I hope I can see you again. If you are that girl or you think you have any information, please contact me. If I can meet this girl again because of you, I will be forever grateful to you!

Thank you!