You ever kena your car breakdown or in the middle of the night, you need to find something but it is too dark? You find a torchlight but the battery mati liao... So how? See how the ang mors do it lah...
It is a good idea right? You go and try ah... I better go home watch TV... Hosay!~
Looks like Kovan area also very happening now, got many flowers to see... Sometimes you feed your stomach, must also consider to feed your eyes mah... Tio boh?
Before you people come and tell me that it is actually an advertisement for "The Perfect C", a drug sold in Hong Kong, I want to say that I already know but I still think this is a very good way to make your ex-boyfriend tulan... Haha!
For all of you who cannot understand Cantonese, here's the translation:
Ng Kai Seng, you cheapskate, listen to what I have to say...
Since we got together, we always eat AA meal (HK slang for splitting the cost of a meal) which I don't mind but whenever we are home, you always say that I only have an AA cup. You even broke up with me because of my figure.
On 11 Feb 2010, three months after our break-up, I want to tell you that in these three months, I have changed...
(Unzips her top to expose her cleavage...)
There! Take a good look... I am now a C cup... C !!! You can call me anything (you want), but you can no longer say that I am A cup. Most importantly, you will never have any chance to touch them again.
Any girls out there want to try? Hahaha... Hosay!~
I am not talking about the xiao mei mei lah... I am asking if you want to buy China brand OEM iPad lah! You people don't like that lah... All so hum sup... Tsk tsk tsk... :P
You think my blog is LTK site is it?
Please lor... My blog got a bit of standard one ok? Hahaha!
Anyway, anything you can do, China can sure do better.
Now I know why my manager always rush back to watch TCS 8 6.30 pm news lah! Last time newscasters all local uncle, aunty but now the job also given to Foreign Talents. One good example is Miss Wang Zheng (王征) from China.
Miss Wang must be very cold or not wearing her sah kia because can see her poo toh kuah - so obvious leh... Like this kind of talented newscaster, I only got one thing to say...
Wah lau eh!?!
