How to Upset Your Ex-boyfriend

Wah lau eh!?!

Before you people come and tell me that it is actually an advertisement for "The Perfect C", a drug sold in Hong Kong, I want to say that I already know but I still think this is a very good way to make your ex-boyfriend tulan... Haha!

For all of you who cannot understand Cantonese, here's the translation:

Ng Kai Seng, you cheapskate, listen to what I have to say...

Since we got together, we always eat AA meal (HK slang for splitting the cost of a meal) which I don't mind but whenever we are home, you always say that I only have an AA cup. You even broke up with me because of my figure.

On 11 Feb 2010, three months after our break-up, I want to tell you that in these three months, I have changed...

(Unzips her top to expose her cleavage...)

There! Take a good look... I am now a C cup... C !!! You can call me anything (you want), but you can no longer say that I am A cup. Most importantly, you will never have any chance to touch them again.

Any girls out there want to try? Hahaha... Hosay!~

You Want to Buy?

Wah lau eh!?!

I am not talking about the xiao mei mei lah... I am asking if you want to buy China brand OEM iPad lah! You people don't like that lah... All so hum sup... Tsk tsk tsk... :P

You think my blog is LTK site is it?

Please lor... My blog got a bit of standard one ok? Hahaha!

Anyway, anything you can do, China can sure do better.

Teo boh?

Hosay!~

Channel 8 News Happening = Die Die Must Watch!

Wah lau eh!?!

Now I know why my manager always rush back to watch TCS 8 6.30 pm news lah! Last time newscasters all local uncle, aunty but now the job also given to Foreign Talents. One good example is Miss Wang Zheng (王征) from China.


Miss Wang must be very cold or not wearing her sah kia because can see her poo toh kuah - so obvious leh... Like this kind of talented newscaster, I only got one thing to say...

Hosay!~

Who Want to Learn English?

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Who want to learn English? Come come come... Let Wen Fang Jie Jie teach you lah... Hosay!~

Going Bananas?

Wah lau eh!?!

Everybody also got online blog... Got blog for fashion, got blog for movies... Now got blog to teach us how to cakup Malayu... Steady right? Don't you just love the Internet and Youtube? Why Tulanming never do video blog also? Because somethings better to read than to hear and Tulanming don't have nice voice like Peter Chao...

So the next time you go to a hawker centre, are you going to "WOW!" the food stall aunty with your bombastic Malay or just order Goreng Pisang?

Ho Ho Hosay!~

Peter Chao is Everywhere

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This Peter Chao is everywhere lah... He even got act in Twilight saga leh... So happening lah! All the ang mor actors how to fight against him? Peter Chao is a natural actor who is full of feeling... Hosay!~

I Want to Buy Handphone

Wah lau eh!?!

Now everywhere I go also got people use iPhone... Even the sao tor kah aunty also using iPhone so I also must upgrade lah! I go to Starhub, M1 and SingTel but everywhere also like siao lang like that... Service also not as good as the service in Hong Kong handphone shop. If you don't believe me then you click and watch... Sibeh ho liao...

How? Song boh? I never bluff you right?

Hosay!