Sibeh Jialat!

Wah lau eh!?!

Yesterday sibeh sueh... Boss tell me go deliver documents to this ship achored outside Tuas Reclaim area. Wah lau eh!?! Sibeh jia lat leh... Do dispatch must do until ship there ah?

Hang Cheng pai pai... No choice lah... I have to send means I have to send lor... I went to the temporary jetty at Tuas South there and take this motorboat to the ship. Because I not always go to this ship so tong pang other people's boat.

It's not the bigger boat but the small sampan at the side...

We half way to ship then sekali got this chao tah smell... At first I thought somebody BBQ then I see the engine that side got smoke come out... Siao liao lah!?!

The boat "captain" don't know say what in Malay... apa apa ini... di sana di sini... Anyway, all the passengers bo pian just sit around and wait for "rescue" boat to come. I thought want to pah game on my handphone but then a bit low batt liao so siow siow, just sit there and talk cock with some of the other guys there.

When the "rescue" boat came, all of us had to jump over... Wah lau eh!?! I first time take this type of boat one, lucky never fall into the sea ah! The "rescue" boat was overcrowded with many people (original passengers + passengers from my boat) so the boat "captain" had to go more than his usual stops.

Last time I watch TV, I see people go up ship like very song... When I saw the ship I was going to board... I a bit also not song...

Wah lau eh!?! So tall how to go up?

I thought the ship got lift or escaloator one but then they don't have... They only have a small ladder at the side for me to climb up. Wah lau eh!?!

When I reached to top of the ladder, I thought maybe like cruise like that... Got 美女 say, "欢迎光临!" - Got sai ah... The sailor ask me something-something in what I think is Burmese... Wah lau eh!?! I where got know how to speak Burmese!?! I pass the documents to the Master (I also don't know why they cannot call him captain must call him master...) then ask him chop and sign my D/O then I siam...

Wah lau eh!?! Climbing up the ladder not so bad lah... But when I want to climb down that time... Siao liao! The sea and the ship at least got a few storeys high... I see already a bit siam sai. Then when I reach the bottom of the ladder, must do a bit of Indiana Jones and jump onto the awaiting sampan... Hosay!

The motorboat go to the other ships to "collect" passengers, so by the time we reach shore already tee or or... I thought I was lucky because I need to fetch some Bangla crew to Pasir Panjang Hotel so my boss let me drive the van.

I asked all the ah neh to get into the back and then start the company van. Like sandfly like that, where got light, I drive towards it. Mana eh zai drive half way, I kena dead end then I reverse the van, the van like sinking like that... Aiyo! Van kena stuck in fine sand!

Bo pian lah... Ask all the Bangla ah neh tolong-tolong push the van... This is first time I work so closely with Bangla ah neh but very impressed lah... They do work can sing song one... Like some kind of "加油" song like that!

Steady lah!

But even if they sing lik Sky Wu also no use because the back wheels still stuck and the more I accelerate the van sink even further! (The van is RWD one.) I thought want to take photograph to post but ahm mee mee the Bangla ah neh don't smile I also cannot see them how to take photo!?!

Anyway, must really say "Thank You!" to this band of Bangla ah neh... Actually the exit just 200 metres away, they can just say bye-bye to me, walk out, take taxi to Pasir Panjang Hotel but they steady-steady one...

One of them pattern more than badminton... He and another kaki run to the nearby Hyundai construction site and then came back with wooden planks. Then the whole group of Bangla ah neh push the van up the plank and into safety.

Hosay!

Mr Uru and your gang of Bangla ah neh... if you are reading my AoTLM blog, I want to say again thank you... Even the 101 Tiger beers cannot buy back the friendship and camaraderie that we shared. Hosay!

Girl @ Great World City / Lorong 5 Toa Payoh Food Centre

Wah lau eh!?!

I know got people read already sure say I copy www.girlonbus.com but I think it is a good idea and I am really looking for this girl.

This posting is about this girl whom I am looking for. I know it's not very "professional" to post this on my blog or to take her photo without her permission but I really want to get to know this girl!

Everything happen so fast, this is all I have left of you... Sweet Angel with Dimples...

My former camp kaki and his wife and Brother SamChen say that I am crazy to do this but I think... Heck care lah! I will never know if I don't try teo boh?

Anyway, I saw her at Great World City at about closing time. I was going to meet my my former camp kaki and his wife when I saw her... I never believe in "Love at First Sight" but when I saw her dimples and the way she smile, somehow my heart melted. If it is not for Brother SamChen who tahan me, I think I would have kee siao on the spot!

I quickly take out my camera phone to take a photograph of her but Brother SamChen pull my hand away so I can only get photograph of her as walking away with her friend.

Then I went to the car park, I saw her again. This time she noticed me thanks to my Ah Girl... Whoever you are, Sweet Angel with Dimples, I heard what you said about cruelty to animals and I really want you to know that I didn't mean to lock my girl-girl in the car and I only did that because I wanted to go into Great World City to find my former camp kaki and his wife - very short while only... Confirm!

If my Ah Girl can talk, she will tell you that I am a good kor kor to her... Really!

I was driving behind you and I think I saw a "Club Hyundai" and "Getz Garage" decals on your rear windscreen and I could hear your ICE very loud... Even inside my car can hear. But because my cash card bo lui liao, I had to exchange cash cards... I lost you again.

Then, my former camp kaki, his wife and Brother SamChen suggested we go Toa Payoh Lorong 5 for supper. Who knows? I saw you again but this time, I noticed you were with this guy who was driving a 3-door green Getz. I didn't see your finger got wear ring so I think you are still single? Anyway, like I say already... I heck care liao lah! I just want you to know how I feel because it's just like 三笑姻缘: in one night I meet you three times already and every time you look prettier and prettier. Am I going crazy!?!

My former camp kaki and his wife say you are a bit on the short side and Brother Sam says you have a bit baby fat... To me you are just perfect! If that guy with the 3-door green Getz is your xiao eh, then I think he's the luckiest guy in the world... But if he isn't then I would say he bak chiu kor stamp and too bad for him!

Even now I am in a daze. I keep thinking... I want to see you again or at least know your name so that I can give the photograph a name.

Please understand that it wasn't natural for me to approach you in that setting but I hope I can see you again. If you are that girl or you think you have any information, please contact me. If I can meet this girl again because of you, I will be forever grateful to you!

Thank you!

Valentine's Day Special

Wah lau eh!?!

Today then I know that Singaporeans actually very romantic and will do anything for love (especially on Valentine's Day). Hosay!

Last minute my Reservist kaki ask me to help him become dispatch driver for his flower shop business. Valentine's Day mah... Seng li sibeh ho ah... All his vans all go out liao so he ask me help him to send some of the more "special" cases (he was supposed to do himself but last minute his girlfriend come to the shop so... Hehehe...) As usual I act blur say I bo lui pump petrol so he lan-lan no choice lend me his WRX. (Anyway, his girlfriend and him in the shop, he also no need to go anywhere mah...) Haha! Hosay!

Scooby Doo got Mystery Machine... We got Scooby Doo with 内建 CD-Pro2

Wah lau eh!?! I never expect Valentine's Day deliveries must have Ops Planning one... First go here then go there... Somemore, my Reservist kaki sister sibeh thaan jiah... Where got ERP (on Saturday), where maybe got camera she also know! Steady lah! Because I kay kiang take people's Scooby Doo so bo pian kena all the "东南西北" and special timing deliveries... Really hosay!

Scooby Doo full of flowers and bears!

By the time we fill up my Reservist kaki's Scooby Doo, it's really like a turbo-charged, moving flower shop lor... The morning was hot but Scooby Doo aircon sibeh leng... Steady lah!

Since my Reservist kaki's shop is around CBD so I started out in town area and also because I scared the offices there close by 12 noon then cannot make the deliveries on time. My first delivery of the day very tok kong ah... 99 roses wor... Actually when you look at it, 99 roses not a lot lor...

Borrow people's car bonnet to take photo of 99 roses... Haha!

Confirm 99 roses is not very heavy but when you have to park at Gopeng Street and walk all the way to Tras Street because bo wee pah chia, you will think twice before you say it is "chicken feet"!

Everybody say five-day week but Tras Street still no place to park!

The next area I went to was Chinatown since it was just behind the CBD area (and I already paid for the ERP liao). Don't know why but Chinatown more jia lat than CBD... Everywhere also got people but no place to park!?! Sibeh jia lat!?! In the end, I chin chye park at red-colour Reserved Lot and quickly send out the flowers. Heng ah! By the time I got back to the Scooby Doo still bo tai jee...

Chinatown got so many hong chia... Parking also very problem ah!

One delivery I will never forget is for this guy's "First Love" (初恋情人)... Wah lau eh!?! I say already I also don't know want to laugh or cry siah! I drove all the way up to this ang mor choo then I got out of the Scooby Doo and then press the door bell. Got this Sailormoon 小妹 come out and then I smile at her and asked her to sign for the flowers. Hosay!

Sekali... I heard this loud voice, "Who is it ah?"

Wah lau eh!?! Her father down the stairs and walk towards me. I see him already also a bit sian but then again I am delivery guy so bo pian just stand there wait for him to sign Delivery Order. He ask me who sent the flowers... Wah lau eh!?! I where got know who send one? I only know is some guy 初恋情人 say must deliver in the morning; anything else I also don't know wor...

So I just give him the most innocent smile and say "Sorry Uncle, I don't know..."

That uncle like bo siong sim me lor... Look at me in the eye, then look at the Scooby Doo behind me... Then he give me a 30-cent face, sign the Delivery Order and took the flowers in. I hope the lover-boy guy bo tai jee lor (because his handphone number was on the Delivery Order... Hahaha!)

Wah lau eh!?!

My next delivery was at Telok Blangah area... This one also very cute... Got this guy buy flowers for his wife then when I deliver to him, he asked his little daughter to give to his wife... So sweet! You hear the mother thanking her daughter (and subsequently husband) - really makes your day!

By the time I went back to the car park it was raining heavily... Free car wash for Reservist kaki's Scooby Doo... Hosay!

Telok Blangah - Wet Wet Wet... Lucky I not using my own ride!

Scooby Doo with turbo sibeh keen ah... By chap yit tiam most of the flowers in the boot and passenger seat already sent out... Now only left flowers in the backseat. I was about to go for tau hway break then my friend call me to tell me she come back from overseas, pick her up from airport eh sai bueh?

Wah lau eh!?! I drive tubro-charged Scooby Doo Black Special - you say leh? Of course I onz lah!

I cham yoo loot all the way from the West area to Changi Airport... All along the highway you hear the turbo blow-off sound sibeh song ah... When I reached airport, my friend thought I giving her Valentine's Day surprise, see me happy cheo mee mee.

Still got one last order... Wah... Macham Transporter movie, I tell my girl-friend to belt up then I yoo cham ka liao all the way down ECP and make one big round through Orchard Road.

Wah lau eh!?! Got chance drive Scooby Doo must take this chance to hao lian along Orchard Road.

Wah! Orchard Road Jam ah!?!

Scooby Doo with turbo kena Orchard Road Jam also lan-lan... If loot all the way from Tanglin side to Plaza Singapura should be a few minutes but because of the jam... Haiz... By this time, my girl-friend already kiu kiu kio liao - hungry lah...

After so many minutes just reached Meridian Hotel Orchard ah?

After many start-stops, finally we reached Meridian Hotel Orchard... One more stop... One more delivery then can pang jia liao...

My Plaza Singapure delivery is also another 难忘的经验 because when the girls at Jean Yip Hub saw me walking towards them, they all stand in two rows... All of them looking for me macham TCS serial like that. Then the supervisor stepped forward and asked me the flowers for who? After I say the person's name, like 红星大奖 like that... Got some girls clap, got some girls look at their friend and smile and then the "lucky girl" walk towards me, smile-smile a bit and then take the flowers from me. I see the girl (actually she also quite a chio bu...) I also stun don't know what to say. Heng ah! I never lau ka kwee kor... Still got remember to ask her sign Delivery Order. Steady lah!

Last Delivery of the Day - Plaza Singapura

Hosay! Finally all my deliveries over liao can go jia peng liao... Now wait for next year Valentine's Day. See maybe next year got chance drive Integra or Genesis or not? Haha! Hosay!

TV3 Presenter Naked?

Wah lau eh!?!

I hear before got this thing called naked news but this one is really steady poon pee pee... This minah, Norazlina Redzuan, was working Malaysia's TV3 and was the presenter on Majalah Tiga (now known as Majalah 3).

Recently got somebody post her naked photos on the Internet. Wah seh... Hard to believe it... Even tudong girls also so... :x

Anyway, Majalah Tiga is the first ever documentary programme produced by TV3 since 1987 and garners about 3 million viewers each year. The various topics that are discussed in Majalah Tiga include the environment, science and technology, biology as well as humanitarian issues.

Too bad Miss Norazlina Redzuan no longer hosting that show or else sure everybody want to watch one! Hosay!