Wah lau eh!?!
Today then I know that Singaporeans actually very romantic and will do anything for love (especially on Valentine's Day). Hosay!
Last minute my Reservist kaki ask me to help him become dispatch driver for his flower shop business. Valentine's Day mah... Seng li sibeh ho ah... All his vans all go out liao so he ask me help him to send some of the more "special" cases (he was supposed to do himself but last minute his girlfriend come to the shop so... Hehehe...) As usual I act blur say I bo lui pump petrol so he lan-lan no choice lend me his WRX. (Anyway, his girlfriend and him in the shop, he also no need to go anywhere mah...) Haha! Hosay!
Scooby Doo got Mystery Machine... We got Scooby Doo with 内建 CD-Pro2
Wah lau eh!?! I never expect Valentine's Day deliveries must have Ops Planning one... First go here then go there... Somemore, my Reservist kaki sister sibeh thaan jiah... Where got ERP (on Saturday), where maybe got camera she also know! Steady lah! Because I kay kiang take people's Scooby Doo so bo pian kena all the "东南西北" and special timing deliveries... Really hosay!
Scooby Doo full of flowers and bears!
By the time we fill up my Reservist kaki's Scooby Doo, it's really like a turbo-charged, moving flower shop lor... The morning was hot but Scooby Doo aircon sibeh leng... Steady lah!
Since my Reservist kaki's shop is around CBD so I started out in town area and also because I scared the offices there close by 12 noon then cannot make the deliveries on time. My first delivery of the day very tok kong ah... 99 roses wor... Actually when you look at it, 99 roses not a lot lor...
Borrow people's car bonnet to take photo of 99 roses... Haha!
Confirm 99 roses is not very heavy but when you have to park at Gopeng Street and walk all the way to Tras Street because bo wee pah chia, you will think twice before you say it is "chicken feet"!
Everybody say five-day week but Tras Street still no place to park!
The next area I went to was Chinatown since it was just behind the CBD area (and I already paid for the ERP liao). Don't know why but Chinatown more jia lat than CBD... Everywhere also got people but no place to park!?! Sibeh jia lat!?! In the end, I chin chye park at red-colour Reserved Lot and quickly send out the flowers. Heng ah! By the time I got back to the Scooby Doo still bo tai jee...
Chinatown got so many hong chia... Parking also very problem ah!
One delivery I will never forget is for this guy's "First Love" (初恋情人)... Wah lau eh!?! I say already I also don't know want to laugh or cry siah! I drove all the way up to this ang mor choo then I got out of the Scooby Doo and then press the door bell. Got this Sailormoon 小妹 come out and then I smile at her and asked her to sign for the flowers. Hosay!
Sekali... I heard this loud voice, "Who is it ah?"
Wah lau eh!?! Her father down the stairs and walk towards me. I see him already also a bit sian but then again I am delivery guy so bo pian just stand there wait for him to sign Delivery Order. He ask me who sent the flowers... Wah lau eh!?! I where got know who send one? I only know is some guy 初恋情人 say must deliver in the morning; anything else I also don't know wor...
So I just give him the most innocent smile and say "Sorry Uncle, I don't know..."
That uncle like bo siong sim me lor... Look at me in the eye, then look at the Scooby Doo behind me... Then he give me a 30-cent face, sign the Delivery Order and took the flowers in. I hope the lover-boy guy bo tai jee lor (because his handphone number was on the Delivery Order... Hahaha!)
Wah lau eh!?!
My next delivery was at Telok Blangah area... This one also very cute... Got this guy buy flowers for his wife then when I deliver to him, he asked his little daughter to give to his wife... So sweet! You hear the mother thanking her daughter (and subsequently husband) - really makes your day!
By the time I went back to the car park it was raining heavily... Free car wash for Reservist kaki's Scooby Doo... Hosay!
Telok Blangah - Wet Wet Wet... Lucky I not using my own ride!
Scooby Doo with turbo sibeh keen ah... By chap yit tiam most of the flowers in the boot and passenger seat already sent out... Now only left flowers in the backseat. I was about to go for tau hway break then my friend call me to tell me she come back from overseas, pick her up from airport eh sai bueh?
Wah lau eh!?! I drive tubro-charged Scooby Doo Black Special - you say leh? Of course I onz lah!
I cham yoo loot all the way from the West area to Changi Airport... All along the highway you hear the turbo blow-off sound sibeh song ah... When I reached airport, my friend thought I giving her Valentine's Day surprise, see me happy cheo mee mee.
Still got one last order... Wah... Macham Transporter movie, I tell my girl-friend to belt up then I yoo cham ka liao all the way down ECP and make one big round through Orchard Road.
Wah lau eh!?! Got chance drive Scooby Doo must take this chance to hao lian along Orchard Road.
Wah! Orchard Road Jam ah!?!
Scooby Doo with turbo kena Orchard Road Jam also lan-lan... If loot all the way from Tanglin side to Plaza Singapura should be a few minutes but because of the jam... Haiz... By this time, my girl-friend already kiu kiu kio liao - hungry lah...
After so many minutes just reached Meridian Hotel Orchard ah?
After many start-stops, finally we reached Meridian Hotel Orchard... One more stop... One more delivery then can pang jia liao...
My Plaza Singapure delivery is also another 难忘的经验 because when the girls at Jean Yip Hub saw me walking towards them, they all stand in two rows... All of them looking for me macham TCS serial like that. Then the supervisor stepped forward and asked me the flowers for who? After I say the person's name, like 红星大奖 like that... Got some girls clap, got some girls look at their friend and smile and then the "lucky girl" walk towards me, smile-smile a bit and then take the flowers from me. I see the girl (actually she also quite a chio bu...) I also stun don't know what to say. Heng ah! I never lau ka kwee kor... Still got remember to ask her sign Delivery Order. Steady lah!
Last Delivery of the Day - Plaza Singapura
Hosay! Finally all my deliveries over liao can go jia peng liao... Now wait for next year Valentine's Day. See maybe next year got chance drive Integra or Genesis or not? Haha! Hosay!
Today then I know that Singaporeans actually very romantic and will do anything for love (especially on Valentine's Day). Hosay!
Last minute my Reservist kaki ask me to help him become dispatch driver for his flower shop business. Valentine's Day mah... Seng li sibeh ho ah... All his vans all go out liao so he ask me help him to send some of the more "special" cases (he was supposed to do himself but last minute his girlfriend come to the shop so... Hehehe...) As usual I act blur say I bo lui pump petrol so he lan-lan no choice lend me his WRX. (Anyway, his girlfriend and him in the shop, he also no need to go anywhere mah...) Haha! Hosay!
Scooby Doo got Mystery Machine... We got Scooby Doo with 内建 CD-Pro2Wah lau eh!?! I never expect Valentine's Day deliveries must have Ops Planning one... First go here then go there... Somemore, my Reservist kaki sister sibeh thaan jiah... Where got ERP (on Saturday), where maybe got camera she also know! Steady lah! Because I kay kiang take people's Scooby Doo so bo pian kena all the "东南西北" and special timing deliveries... Really hosay!
Scooby Doo full of flowers and bears!By the time we fill up my Reservist kaki's Scooby Doo, it's really like a turbo-charged, moving flower shop lor... The morning was hot but Scooby Doo aircon sibeh leng... Steady lah!
Since my Reservist kaki's shop is around CBD so I started out in town area and also because I scared the offices there close by 12 noon then cannot make the deliveries on time. My first delivery of the day very tok kong ah... 99 roses wor... Actually when you look at it, 99 roses not a lot lor...
Borrow people's car bonnet to take photo of 99 roses... Haha!Confirm 99 roses is not very heavy but when you have to park at Gopeng Street and walk all the way to Tras Street because bo wee pah chia, you will think twice before you say it is "chicken feet"!
Everybody say five-day week but Tras Street still no place to park!The next area I went to was Chinatown since it was just behind the CBD area (and I already paid for the ERP liao). Don't know why but Chinatown more jia lat than CBD... Everywhere also got people but no place to park!?! Sibeh jia lat!?! In the end, I chin chye park at red-colour Reserved Lot and quickly send out the flowers. Heng ah! By the time I got back to the Scooby Doo still bo tai jee...
Chinatown got so many hong chia... Parking also very problem ah!One delivery I will never forget is for this guy's "First Love" (初恋情人)... Wah lau eh!?! I say already I also don't know want to laugh or cry siah! I drove all the way up to this ang mor choo then I got out of the Scooby Doo and then press the door bell. Got this Sailormoon 小妹 come out and then I smile at her and asked her to sign for the flowers. Hosay!
Sekali... I heard this loud voice, "Who is it ah?"
Wah lau eh!?! Her father down the stairs and walk towards me. I see him already also a bit sian but then again I am delivery guy so bo pian just stand there wait for him to sign Delivery Order. He ask me who sent the flowers... Wah lau eh!?! I where got know who send one? I only know is some guy 初恋情人 say must deliver in the morning; anything else I also don't know wor...
So I just give him the most innocent smile and say "Sorry Uncle, I don't know..."
That uncle like bo siong sim me lor... Look at me in the eye, then look at the Scooby Doo behind me... Then he give me a 30-cent face, sign the Delivery Order and took the flowers in. I hope the lover-boy guy bo tai jee lor (because his handphone number was on the Delivery Order... Hahaha!)
Wah lau eh!?!
My next delivery was at Telok Blangah area... This one also very cute... Got this guy buy flowers for his wife then when I deliver to him, he asked his little daughter to give to his wife... So sweet! You hear the mother thanking her daughter (and subsequently husband) - really makes your day!
By the time I went back to the car park it was raining heavily... Free car wash for Reservist kaki's Scooby Doo... Hosay!
Telok Blangah - Wet Wet Wet... Lucky I not using my own ride!Scooby Doo with turbo sibeh keen ah... By chap yit tiam most of the flowers in the boot and passenger seat already sent out... Now only left flowers in the backseat. I was about to go for tau hway break then my friend call me to tell me she come back from overseas, pick her up from airport eh sai bueh?
Wah lau eh!?! I drive tubro-charged Scooby Doo Black Special - you say leh? Of course I onz lah!
I cham yoo loot all the way from the West area to Changi Airport... All along the highway you hear the turbo blow-off sound sibeh song ah... When I reached airport, my friend thought I giving her Valentine's Day surprise, see me happy cheo mee mee.
Still got one last order... Wah... Macham Transporter movie, I tell my girl-friend to belt up then I yoo cham ka liao all the way down ECP and make one big round through Orchard Road.
Wah lau eh!?! Got chance drive Scooby Doo must take this chance to hao lian along Orchard Road.
Wah! Orchard Road Jam ah!?!Scooby Doo with turbo kena Orchard Road Jam also lan-lan... If loot all the way from Tanglin side to Plaza Singapura should be a few minutes but because of the jam... Haiz... By this time, my girl-friend already kiu kiu kio liao - hungry lah...
After so many minutes just reached Meridian Hotel Orchard ah?After many start-stops, finally we reached Meridian Hotel Orchard... One more stop... One more delivery then can pang jia liao...
My Plaza Singapure delivery is also another 难忘的经验 because when the girls at Jean Yip Hub saw me walking towards them, they all stand in two rows... All of them looking for me macham TCS serial like that. Then the supervisor stepped forward and asked me the flowers for who? After I say the person's name, like 红星大奖 like that... Got some girls clap, got some girls look at their friend and smile and then the "lucky girl" walk towards me, smile-smile a bit and then take the flowers from me. I see the girl (actually she also quite a chio bu...) I also stun don't know what to say. Heng ah! I never lau ka kwee kor... Still got remember to ask her sign Delivery Order. Steady lah!
Last Delivery of the Day - Plaza SingapuraHosay! Finally all my deliveries over liao can go jia peng liao... Now wait for next year Valentine's Day. See maybe next year got chance drive Integra or Genesis or not? Haha! Hosay!
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