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Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?!

The other day, one of my kawan-kawan ask me want to earn some extra money or not?

I, of course replied, something here inside, cannot be denied... My reply steady right? I learn from the karaoke one but you all don't think the hum sup ok?

I was talking about the wallet in my pocket... Empty liao so asking me to go out earn more money... Hahaha... Hosay!~<3

So anyway, I did the job but hor... Whole day long sure got people come and kacau my pencil.

Why ah? Chin GY leh... (>.<)"

Cathay Pacific Aircraft Sex

Wah lau eh!?! (>.<)"

I thought this type of thing only happen in the porn movie but now Cathay Pacific (Hong Kong) said it had launched a "full investigation" into photos showing their flight attendant doing the oral sex on a pilot aboard an aircraft.

Of course the photos not the guan chng one... All kena the mosaic, just like the Japanese porn like that; several pixellated photos of the flight attendant doing the 吹喇叭 act on the pilot were published in Hong Kong Chinese-language media. Sibeh happening sia! No wonder last time my Ah kong advised me to become a pilot. Why I never listen to him? Wah lau eh!?! (>.<)"

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Drunk Father Lets 8-year-old Son Drive Pick-up Truck

Wah lau eh!?!

This guy really steady lah!!!

First, he go lim jiu, he bring his son along... What you trying to prove? You want to teach your son to become the next mabuk king is it? 8 years old only leh... Hello? Siao ah?

Then, after he chwee already, he just slept in his pick-up truck and let his 8 year-old son drive it on a southeast Louisiana highway.

Some more ah... his 4 year-old daughter was in the back seat!

This type of father really chin GY leh... Wah lau eh!?! (>.<)"

What's Your Price?

Wah lau eh!?!

Just now one of my kawan-kawan show me a photo of this sibeh swee, sibeh leng, sibeh chio girl and then ask me how much I want to pay for the Ice Breaker?

At first, I thought this one is like the Sharon Stone movie, the girl will take the pokey-pokey ice breaker thingy to prick people...

So of course I say I don't want lah! Sekali he tell me this is a real online site where "'generous' members offer from US$20 (S$24) to even US$1,000 for a date and the 'attractive' ones can then either accept or decline the offer."

I look at the site... Wah! Sibeh steady lah!!! Got Forbes, got Time, got NBC, ABC and even Playboy leh! Wah!!! Join this site can jio the Playboy Bunny Girl go out kai-kai leh!

But... Everything has got the price one so is like no money, no talk lah!

At first I think Ang Mors nowadays have very good money-making ideas... Sekali my kawan-kawan tell me that the founder of this web site is actually Brandon Wey, a Singapore-born 40-year-old now migrated to the US...

Singaporean... No wonder lah... Hosay!~<3

BK Chicken Vs Angry Girlfriend

Wah lau eh!?!

I wonder if anybody can still remember this guy got caught on video kena hantum jialat-jialat by his girlfriend repeatedly on him ding-dong bells? If you cannot, then maybe you want to read my previous posting "Don't Make Girl Lexus Driver Tu Lan".

This two people so famous that even Peter Chao, who is in Canada, also talk about the angry Lexus Girl in his video blog, "Chinese Guy is WHIPPED!"

Now, almost two years later, Burger King also got something to say about them. Just watch this clip below lah... Hahaha... Hosay!~<3

Hahaha... Never chicken out... With the King, you can... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

You Want to Sit in My Class? Get an iPad!

Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?!

My friend tell me her daughter just called her from Shanghai and told her that her university lecturer told the class, "You want to sit in my class? Get an iPad!"

According to her daughter, Mr Henry Liang, who teaches finance in English at the Shanghai Maritime University, issued this notice on his microblog last Friday: "In next semester, all tests and resources will be presented in iPad format only."

Mr Henry Liang says that "iPad represents the latest trend and superiority, so do my chosen students," he wrote. If you don't have one, take part-time work to buy one; if you cannot earn merely 4,000 yuan (S$750) in the two-month summer vacation, you are not suitable to learn finance or be my students."

He also ordered men to wear suits and women to wear simple make-up in class to prepare themselves for their future jobs in the finance industry. This guy is Hitler in the making... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

So now, my friend kan cheong want to either send money to her daughter in Shanghai or buy an iPad here and ship it back to Shanghai...

But I think this lecturer like that say also bueh gum... Cos he like that say macham look down on the poor although some admire his unusual teaching methods.

Internet user Koralle, who claimed to have attended Mr Liang's class and lectures, told Shanghai Daily: "He is a rare good teacher with his own thoughts, though he is sometimes very radical."

After kena complain, Mr Liang got change his microblog ID and deleted the posts. But he also wrote this: "iPad will still be brought into classroom. Formal wears are still required. I still keep all my opinions as yesterday. Nothing changes! You can claim victory in tongue, but nothing more." (sic)

When Shanghai Daily contacted the teacher on Monday, what he said differed from what he had posted online.

He said: "I deleted some posts because I realised that I used some inappropriate words. I wrote in English because I only want my students to read it. It's not for the public. I don't care about their criticism.

I am not studying in the Shanghai Maritime University so I no comment but if my friend's daughter look like the girl in the photograph, I pass her the iPad 2 that I will win from the Chicken Rice Lucky Draw lah... Hosay!~<3

Eat $2 Chicken Rice, Win iPad 2

Wah lau eh!?!

It's real one ok? Genuine stuff, cannot bluff... Just now I went to the 2nd Street Cafeteria at Block 970A Toa Payoh North to makan the chicken rice and I saw them put this sign say that you "Simply buy Chix Rice @ $2 and win iPad 2"... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

And it's not the cheapo, entry models ok? What they are giving away is iPad 2 64GB with Wi-Fi and 3G (selling at $1,108 at Apple stores).


After I buy the chicken rice, they give me a feedback form, ask me to complete and then attach the receipt.

So for today, I be a good son, brother, nephew, colleague and worker, etc. I buy many-many packets of the Chicken Rice and give to all my kawan-kawans... Altogether I think spend about S$1,106; still $2 cheaper than buying an iPad 2 from the Apple Store and I got 553 chances of winning wor... Hosay!~<3

They say the price of the chicken rice will revert to the regular price of $3 on Aug 1. Eat more, got more chances of winning leh...

So who want to join me for lunch? Tomorrow last day, you know?

Steady lah!!! (^_^)y