Fuel Cover Replacement

Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?!

The other day, don't know what happened, my fuel cover sekali lost so I went to the car workshop to ask for repair quotations.

Wah... I didn't know one small piece of fuel cover so expensive leh so I asked him got anything cheaper or not.

My mechanic told me got very cheap solution. Only 20 cents...

Good replacement, right?

Steady lah!!!

New iPod?

Wah lau eh!?!

My brother went to China last week and he got me this brand new iPod. Very steady right? It plays this thing cassette tapes... Bet you never see these kind of things before right?

Anyway, the China sales girl also got tell my brother that since this iPod is very state-of-the-art so a bit difficult to find the cassette tapes to record our mp3 except for places like Indonesia, Vietnam and the Philippines. I'm so excited... Steady lah!!!

Why Headphones are the Most Steady Invention... Ever!

Wah lau eh!?!

The other night we all go downstairs the neighbourhood kopitiam kwee neng kee again with the usual suspects then we have this discussion on which invention is the best of the best.

Of course got some chiko peh kawan say what dodo thingy is very power; then got some say iPhone because now he can see his cheena girlfriend when she go back Hubei. Giot one brother say iPad is the best because now he can cut the sushi like a ninja.

Er... Ninja job is cut sushi meh?

Anyway, we all TCSS whole night... Then finally, we all agree: Headphones are the most steady invention... Ever... Hosay!~<3

I also Want to be Insurance Salesman

Wah lau eh!?!

What will your boss give you if you hit your target?

An iPhone? A laptop? A holiday? A car?

Got this Ergo insurance company in Hungary rewarded its best salesmen with orgy leh... And not it is not just go bang-bang with cheap, roadside prostitutes but those high-class ones from Budapest's famous art nouveau Gellert Baths leh! Sibeh high standard one ok?

From what I read, about 100 of their top salesmen were invited to go orgy.

Wow! At the party, kena served by at least 20 chio bu - all wear bikini or very little (or nothing at all)... Sibeh shiok ah!

Anyway, my friend tell me that prostitution is legal in Hungary and Germany so steady lah for them, no need to scared mata come and tan kup them or give them free "Rolex" wear...

Don't think this story is I anyhow say one ok... I steady-steady read from AP via the Daily Chilli one... So if anybody know how to interview for this job, please tell me ok? I also want to interview... Huat ah!

Hosay!~

Fight between Etoile FC and Hougang

Wah lau eh!?!

Just now, one of my kawan-kawan jio me go and watch football match. He say what - must support local, don't always "Glory Glory Man United" so ok lor, I follow him to Hougang Stadium to watch S-League game. He say this match is very exciting one because it is between defending champions Etoile FC and Hougang United.

He was not wrong about the match being exciting because even before the "kick off", both teams started to piah during the warm-up session!

Wah lau eh!?! Yesterday, the action macham 古惑仔 gang fight like that; got players chasing one another and even some players rushing onto the terraces. Steady lah!!!

At first, got one Etoile player went to the Hougang side of the football pitch to pick up a ball that was accidentally kicked there. Then the player talked to the Hougang side player and don't know what suddenly they tulan and started shouting then a scuffle then broke out between them.

Wah! Really is WWE standard fight because got one Hougang player even wanted to swing a chair at one of his opponents but unfortunately kena restrained... Wasted lah... Wah lau eh!?!

After about eight minutes, bo hee kuah liao because the referee sent both teams back to their own locker rooms... What a waste man...

Somebody even say the new Hougang MP, Yaw Shin Leong was also in the stands... MP come and watch sio pah... Hosay!~

Anyway, I already told my kawan; next time got S-League match, must jio me again. Who knows? Maybe this time got Undertaker come leh?

Steady lah!!!

Helping the Elderly?

Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?!

Like that also can meh? Recently, one of my kawan-kawan go back to his hometown in Guilin City, China and took a photo of this sculpture erected along Zhongyin Road, called “Helping the Elderly” .

The inscription below the sculpture got say (sic) “Wife on the left, daughter-in-law on the right - the moral is of family harmony, harmonious co-existence, supporting each other, respecting and loving the elderly”.

Actually I also think 敬老尊贤 is a very good thing but you see this photo carefully or not?

Wah lau eh!?! First of all, the Ah Peh is naked! Secondly, the wife and the daughter-in-law also naked! Thirdly, the two ladies look almost the same age... And naked! Oops! I say "naked" already ah? Wah lau eh!?!

I also very blur lah... Help the elderly must be naked one meh? Must the elderly and/or the helpers be naked to have "harmonious co-existence"? The two ladies cannot wear clothes and help the elderly meh? Somemore, I see the Ah Peh look so sexcited... You see his 得意忘形 face and his...... This sculpture look more like family-incest-porn from 金瓶梅 than helping the elderly lor...

Then again ah... Next time when I become Ah Peh jee kee, I also want my daughter in-law to come and help me when I want to pang jio, pang sai... My wife can also come and tolong but I think I would prefer my wife keep her clothes on lah... Steady lah!!!

Anyway, I must thank my kawan-kawan and also thank Guangyuan International Community for erecting this steady pom pee pee sculpture... Hosay!~

Angry Bird in Train

Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?!

This girl and her piggy friend think they making Angry Bird MTV ah? Keep on kee ge leh kyo... So irritating... I think the other people on the train very patient; if for me, I betol-betol sepak her jialat-jialat... This girl Angry Bird ah? I lagi angry ah...

Anyway, if you want to see the kee ge leh kyo video of the girl posted by STOMPer skyy can click here but personally, I still prefer to watch the following version... Lagi cute, lagi best... Hosay!~