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Last time when I was a small boy, my father every time ask me watch News but I think: News where got nice to watch one?

Now I know why he ask me to watch lah... Wah lau eh!?! Even News team also watch the prawns... Hosay!~

No Money for the Lao Jiao

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I read in the Straits Times our Prime Minister Lee Hsien Loong announced got this National Service Recognition Award of S$ 9,000 for every national serviceman. Got money of course I am happy lah. But then I also understood that people who already MR liao got no chance, just like Adolf here...

Me? I still long way to go before ROD so I sure to get (at least some small part of) the sweet S$ 9,000... Show me the money!!!

Hosay!~

Wae Oh Wah Oh Wah Oh

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I think this one is the best Kit Kat advertisement, ever! I see the Ah Girl go "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!" very funny lah... Don't believe me, just watch for yourself lah... Hosay!~

How? I never bluff you right? Steady lah... Hosay!~

Man Replaces Girlfriend with Doll

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Got this 50-year old Italian businessman cannot forget his ex-girlfriend; miss her so much then what to do?

(50-year old again... Wassup lah!?! Please see this and that posting on siao 50-year old businessmen)

If you miss your girlfriend very much, then maybe you watch the video you take with her (or of her); or maybe you see her photographs again and again and again... Teo boh?

But this guy is rich lah... Rich people don't do this kind of normal, expected things. Rich people are special one so what he did was this...


He took all the photographs of his ex-girlfriend and then he went to find an adult toymaker and told the toy maker "I want it just like her but with bigger boobs".

Wah... Not bad ah... He "got" back his girlfriend with upgrades some more... Hosay!~

You think I anyhow say one ah? This one is reported in Italy's Il Messaggero newspaper ok... The online reference can be found here.

Anyway, you think this is ordinary doll you buy from Carrefour or Giant ah? This doll is not S$ 39.95 or some cheap-cheap, made in third world country quality one ok? It is made out of state-of-the art space material hor...

The completed doll costs the lau ah peh business man US$ 18,000... Which is about S$ 25,000. If you think the doll is like those blow-up, full of air one, then you are wrong already ok?

This doll weighs 58kg and is about 1.6m tall and the doll-maker, Mr Bortolin said the doll is fully flexible and can take on any movement or position a human can. Steady right?

Maybe I should go and get one but before that, anybody can lend me S$ 25,000? I promise I will repay you one... Hosay!~

US Student who Electrocuted his Nipples Sues Teacher

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Got one 18-year-old US student, Kyle Dubois, deliberately electrocuted himself during science class then his heart stopped.

He never die so now he is suing his teacher for not warning him it was dangerous.

See his ko teh face you already know he boh nao one lah...?

Dubois and his parents claim teacher Thomas Kelley did not tell him and other students of the dangers of the demonstration power cords in their electrical trades class.

Like this also need to say meh? Sibeh jialat...

Full story can be found here.

Philippines Mourns Monday's Hostage Victims

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I read this report on the Internet about the Philippines cheng hoo declare today, 25th August 2010, as a day of mourning for the death of 8 Hong Kong tourists who were killed in a tragic hostage crisis, which ended Monday in bloodshed.

Then I read AsiaOne Report and I can really see that the Philippines public is really sad about this episode lah...

You look at the expression of the police woman and you know that they are so sad that out of the 25 Hong Kong tourists, only 8 died... Still got 68% survive... Not to bad lah...

Even the uniformed police also come in to show their support. We must really admire them because the woo sim... Hosay!~

You see? Even the students also come and show their government support... Really hosay... We must all learn...

Sometimes I think: it's not their flesh and blood so they will not feel pain... Wah lau eh!?!

Also see EastSouthWestNorth Report for more details...

Philippines Hostage Crisis

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Everywhere I go also got people talk about the Philppines Hostage Crisis. Then just now I go to the kopitiam, got one aunty turn on her iPhone and let her kawan-kawan sit next to her watch the YouTube clip. Her iPhone also not my iPhone... Watch is free one right? So, of course I also stand there and watch lah...

I never see the thing then nevermind... But I see already I kwee pat thor huey... You know in Chinese they say 一肚子气... Wah lau eh!?! Where got SWAT (Special Weapons and Tactics) teams so goondu one?

But I am sure the 200-strong Philippines SWAT team on duty that day got win many competitions against the Girl Guides in neighbouring countries. That was why they were so professional in handling the 1 lone gunman and 25 hostages on Monday, 23rd August 2010 in downtown Manila... Way to go SWAT team... Hosay!~

Here is the actual footage from YouTube:

After you watch the video, what you think? Steady right? It took the Philippines SWAT team 1 day long to end the stand off; I mean I think it would take the Green Berets like 5 minutes to end the whole episode so... Steady lah Philippines SWAT team... You very hosay!~

At the 51st second of the clip, you get to see a tuah pwee police officer (fatter than even me) trying to storm the tour bus... This shows that Philippines cheng hoo not prejudice against we all tuah pwee... Hosay!~

Then at the 1:06 mark, you get to see them stumbling on one another - proof that we are all human... Thank you Philippines SWAT team for telling us lesser humans we are not the only ones who are loon choon... Even humpty-dumpties make it to the SWAT team... Hosay!~

At the 1:11 mark, SWAT uncle teach all of us at home that it is very dangerous to point your gun at your buddy... Wait misfire how? Must attend song kah leh... Oops! Philippines no song kah one right? Hosay!~

From 1:47 to 2:02, you get to see the SWAT team showing you how NOT to throw a smoke grenade into a tour bus full of hostages - Kids, please... Don't try this at home ok? Can die one you know?

Then at the 2:05 mark, one of the SWAT team uncle demonstrates to us how NOT to throw a sledge hammer into a bus... Steady lah goondu!

Rest of the remaining video I too tulan to comment liao lah so you all just watch for yourselves lah... Wah lau eh!?!

Also see EastSouthWestNorth Report for more details...