POWER Satay

Wah lau eh!?!

Pah tor yao thought want to go eat some satay at Simpang Bedok... Faster go then faster belek rumah... How I know when I reached Simpang Bedok got so many World Cup fans sit around chit-chat, discuss hang cheng... I think by the time they take my order, time for my grandchildren to go to 豆豆班 liao lah!

I really think that Singaporeans very good to kheng lor... Come to Simpang Bedok makan can also watch World Cup at the same time enjoy food. So steady right?

Some more if you want to shout "Goal!" also nobody will complain because all of them will be shouting "Goal!" with you! Only thing is that if you support different team from them then maybe......

Anyway... Simpang Bedok got the local pizza... Cheap and good lah... Hosay!~ Got so many things to eat, I also don't know what to order... In the end, I think I better go to the 7-Eleven buy two more bottles of Pink Dolphin so that I can get the free gift and then go home lah... Jia kah pwee liao later kup chai fuel consumption increase lah. Now economy bad so every drop of petrol counts lah... Bo pian lah... Hang cheng piah piah...

Chin GY leh...

Next Time You Want to Try this on Hawker Uncle, Think Twice

Wah lau eh!?!

How many of you got special order and do this when you go to a hawker stall?

On 30 September 2010 morning, Mr Chan Seng Chai went to Telok Blangah Drive Block 79 makan... He asked his wife to order a bowl of fishball noodles, chilli separated from his noodles and for his noodles to be cut.

When his wife told the hawker uncle, Sim Yong Ha, 66, of her requests, Uncle Sim grumbled. So Mr Chan confronted Uncle Sim with a plastic chair. Uncle Sim mai su lang so he grabbed a chopper from his stall to block the chair.

In the end, Uncle Sim chopped off Mr Chan's left hand thumb.

For more information, please read AsiaOne: "Hawker Gets Day's Jail for Slicing off Customer's thumb" by Vivien Chan.

So next time you want to be fussy with hawker uncle, you better 三思而后行... Mai hiam, chin chai also can eat lah... Hosay!~

Siao Lang at Holland V

Wah lau eh!?!

Yesterday went to Holland Village to lim neng pueh with my kawan-kawan... Sekali about 3 am got one guy like kee siao like that run to the road tuah siah sueh siah jiang, see got car pass by then chase and kick... I think a bit chwee liao or boh hosay...

Mata-mata come he still fah fah tin... I think he very eh sai or very drunk lah... See police still can action-mak-mak, bueh kia see mah?

Anyway, got free show to watch of course I stay and see lor... Wait until police escort him away liao then I take my kup chai home...

Hosay!~

Bola Tak Boleh... Amoi Boleh

Wah lau eh!?!

Today I can blog in my office because my boss kena fever... World Cup Fever... I think Argentina su liao so my boss a bit kuah bueh kwee so need to stay at home to rest lah. Like that I hosay because I can whole day Facebook, update blog and then later go and eat hay mee...

I am not a soccer fan lah but if got soccer like in 黃明志 MTV then I also want to join lah; win or lose nevermind... is how you play the bola-bola right?

Don't Get a Divorce... Get a Donut!

Wah lau eh!?!

I see this advertisement, I don't know want to laugh or cry... If all the relationship so easy kau tim then hosay liao lor! You watch the clip then you will know what I am talking about lah...

Donut Prince open only 23 hours in a day because they say they use the one hour to make donuts; I think they use the one hour to chou huei lah... I like the way the guy keep on soot bak at the camera like he want to do something naughty like that... Haha! Steady right?

So don't divorce... Get a donut or if you really very sian, can jio me go eat you char kway... Hosay!~

Lunch @ MacDonalds

Wah lau eh!?!

Today I do my dispatch until no time to eat. But then I remember this YANG girl got tell me what MacDonalds got lunch time offer - S$ 4.50 for a set meal so I try lor... Bo chee mm zai mah...

When I reached MacDonalds, wah lau eh!?! I saw this person standing there ordering I almost drop my motorcycle helmet ah!

So the counter staff, when they greet this customer, do they say, "Good afternoon Sir" or "Good afternoon Madam"? I really pity them leh... Pai tan lah...

On second thoughts, I think I better go outside hawker centre and find something to eat better... Hosay!~

Online Dating Site

Wah lau eh!?!

I know that nobody will ever fall in love with me one... All the nice girls are either married or lesbian so I bo pian lor, listen to my friend and then go and join online dating service. Today I received an e-mail from the Online Dating Service. See below...


I still think it's the dinosaur that give me the highest marks. What do you people think? Help me choose leh... My 终身幸福 is in your hands lah... Hosay!~