Saturday, 31 October 2009

If You Got Nothing Better to Do...

Wah lau eh!?!

If you got nothing better to do, maybe you want to join Singapore's famous blogger Xiaxue go around tasting food from choot miah (famous) stalls and compare it with neighbourhood stalls and see if they are really 名不虚传 or maybe they are just 浪子虚名 teo boh?


So what you think after watching the clip? Stating the obvious right? Hosay!~

Thursday, 29 October 2009

TNB equals to......

Wah lau eh!?!

One of my favourite kawan-kawan Namewee from Muar, Malaysia, do Taiwan-style interview and rap on TNB - Malaysia electric company. The video clip is in Malay, Chinese, Hokkien and Cantonese - just nice most of my kawan can understand... Hosay!~

Wednesday, 28 October 2009

I Want to be a Road Sweeper Too!

Wah lau eh!?!

China got this 59-year-old road sweeper called Zhang Tiande every day drive big car to work. He so famous that China Daily got report about him.

Road sweeper also can afford to drive big car, like that I also resign my job as karung guni man and become road sweeper. Hosay!~

Tuesday, 27 October 2009

HP is Number One!

Wah lau eh!?!

The other day we all sit in the kopitiam drink kopi then got one of my kawan say Windows 7 come out already, ask what brand laptop is best?

Got some say Lenovo bagus, got others say Acer ho liao... some say that Dell most power.

Everybody say their own recommendation is the best until one of my kawan-kawan show us his HP notebook.

Wah!!!

My ang mor boss got say before, "a picture tells a thousand words..."

In the end, everybody agree that HP is Number One... Hosay!~

Monday, 26 October 2009

One Way to Instant Fame

Wah lau eh!?!

I don't know Miss Tracy "Sunshine" Ang (please see previous post); got some people say she camwhore, purposely hiao kah chng let people take photo of zao geng. Also got some people say that she is very professional girl and maybe she is too 投入 that she forgot herself.

I was browsing the Intetnet and then I read about this Japanese singer, Asuka who er... Just see the photo below and you know what I mean already.

She very steady right? Skirt go up, her popularity (and other things that I will not mention) will also shoot up. Hosay!~

Sunday, 25 October 2009

Desperately Seeking Husband

Wah lau eh!?!

You people don't read the title then think I am gay or I am desperate lah... I am talking about this girl "advertising" herself on a wooden bridge last Wednesday in Kaifeng, China.

Before you buy plane ticket from Jetstar (now got offer... if you don't believe, can check with Joanne Peh) and fly to Kaifeng, China, please check if you can pass her two conditions first; not everybody can try one. You think what!?!

Miss Jin Xing, 22, who is originally from Henan, got set two conditions: the guy must be below 50 years old and must have at least RMB6 mil (S$ 1.22 mil). If your bank account pah pah maybe can try or else better balek kampong.

Wearing a pink see-through costume, she displayed a banner bearing these words: 钓情郎 (fishing for lover) in front of her.

She still steady-steady put her hand phone number on the banner to make it easier for her prospective husband. She was accompanied by another woman dressed like a servant in the old imperial era; her face away from the camera so cannot tell if she chio or not.

Jin Xing say, "Age is not very important ... If he is rich but old, I will still consider..." gong lai gong kee is about money. For more information, please read full article on AsiaOne web site... Hosay!~

Saturday, 24 October 2009

Interesting Signs

Wah lau eh!?!

I thought my English very jia lat but looking at these signs, I think I not that jia lat lah... Hosay!~