Getting Pregnant is a Disease

Wah lau eh!?!

Got one of my kawan-kawan say I seldom read books will become 孤陋寡闻 so she recommend that I go to the library and borrow books to read.

When I saw the book on the shelf then I realise why so many of my friends don't want to have children...

No wonder lah... Getting pregnant is a disease... Wah lau eh!?!

Like that how to have more children in the future?

Sibeh jialat ah...

China Superman

Wah lau eh!?!

Now most of the super heroes are ang mor... All this will change very soon and we will have China Superman liao.

This is because Pow! Entertainment, founded by legendary comic book hero creator Stan Lee, will introduce the superhero genre to China, through Magic Storm Entertainment.

As we all know, Lee is most famous for co-creating some of the world's best-known heroes including Spiderman, Iron Man, X-Men and the Incredible Hulk.

So very soon, we the Asian people, will have 是白的 Man and Siapa Man saving the world before bedtime... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

How Can We Forget SJW37E?

Wah lau eh!?!

Already so many months since 30 January 2010 but still got many people comment about this video on YouTube, Hardwarezone and other forums.

I also steady-steady mai su so I post on my blog, let all my kawan-kawans enjoy...

This drive Jaguar Uncle is really my 偶像 because he speak English vocabulary very steady lah... Chia bai ka yee xia...

Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

Jonal Chong, Where are You?

Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?!

Today my CEO and his wife come to Singapore so I kena arrow to drive CEO 太太 to Orchard Central hair salon because she got buy this S$4,280 package.

When we arrived at the shop, we saw this peh chua orh jee pasted on the shutters say that landlord already repossessed the shop since Friday.

Siao liao lor... Mrs CEO sibeh tulan scold in English what "ridiculous", what "unacceptable" and other words I also don't know how to spell one lah...

If for me, I kena like that, I will just accept that I sibeh sueh and then maybe go Food Court eat the Lek Tao Tng but Mrs CEO say that consumers have their rights and Mr Jonal Chong is in the wrong so she go to the Far East Organization office and get Jonal Chong's contact number then ask me to call his number until his handphone bao char.

Call sai lah... Both the telephone numbers disconnected liao but Mrs CEO still bueh song, ask me go and check with Telco when the numbers disconnected and what is Jonal Chong home address.

Wah lau eh!?! I am only a Dispatch Rider and only today I 客串 as a Personal Driver, how I know all this kind of thing? She really think I am the 私家侦探 or the Inspector Gadget ah? Really see me got up lah... Hosay!~<3

So anyway, Telco only got say that the lines bo liao but say cannot reveal Jonal Chong address because is confidential but Mrs CEO say she still bueh song, want to complain him until he jialat-jialat.

Mrs CEO never do her hair today so she really very tulan; I actually want to buy ice-cream eat one but bo pian have to drive her back to the office and meet up with Mr CEO.

When we reach the office, my manager say that this Jonal Chong last time kena exposed for photoshop himself stand next to Nicole Kidman one. Say this 48-year-old orang papak chao ah gua very kay siao one, say he kena wan ong and other people 冤枉 him because the large poster in his salon is really him posing with Nicole Kidman in 2002 at the premiere of "Birth" in London.

After Mrs CEO hear this, she lagi pek chek so in the end, I got to send her to CASE to complain.

Sekali when we reach the CASE, we found out that she is not the only one complain Jonal Chong Hair Couture; at least three other complaints liao!

The complainants say that they had signed up for expensive packages with the salon because they thought that Jonal Chong was Nicole Kidman's hairstylist. Wah lau eh!?! Siao lah... Better say that he is Lady Gaga's hairstylist lor...

Anyway, kao peh kao bu also not my money so... Hosay!~<3

You Can Pay Me Renminbi

Wah lau eh!?!

I saw this Sell Ice-cream Uncle at poh tueh (坡底) put this sign, say can pay him in Renminbi (RMB) if buy ice-cream from him. He even give the exchange rate leh... Quite choon some more... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

Got so many flavours - red bean, durian and even sweet corn! Can put in a small cute-cute cup, in a loh tee or between biscuit wafers. Hosay!~<3

Saturday Long Chia

Wah lau eh!?!

On Saturday, one of my kawan-kawan stay in Choa Chu Kang one sekali call me, ask me help him buy 4D numbers; say very important. After he give me the four sets of 4D numbers, he hung up the phone.

I thought where he sekali got the inspiration to buy so many numbers until I saw this report on the AsiaOne web site... Wah lau eh!?! Sibeh jia lat ah...

According to the web site, a motorist lang gah into a woman pedestrian and three parked cars in a car park.

The accident was so jia lat it set off the cars' alarms and shocked the residents. My kay poh kawan must be one of them lah! I know his car never kena because he don't have a car! (He only have kah lah chia but he always tell the KTV 小姐 he drive BMW... Hahaha... Hosay!~<3)

Got one witness told the Wanbao that a black Toyota Camry hoo leng kan charged into the car park entrance and then went up the pedestrian's pathway before it lang gah into the parked cars. The impact was so jia lat that the black Toyota's right wheel also fly off ah! Wah... Damn drama lah... Macham Jacky Chan movie like that!

But poor thing lah... Kor lian dai... The woman who kena lang gah by the Camry suffered from brain injuries and sent to National University Hospital is in a coma... I really hope she will be ok soon lah...

Anyway... The driver of the Toyota Camry driver is a 24-year-old char bor... Expected right? She say she wanted to overtake a bus so she sped up but then she lost control of her car then she long chia... What a mess...

Chin GY leh...

Chengdu Zoo “Escaped Tiger” Training Exercise

Wah lau eh!?!

The Sichuan-Chengdu Zoo had a training exercise on 2nd June 2011... It was a simulation of their Siberian Tigers escaping from their cages, with zoo workers working together with forestry police conducting an emergency response. Please see photograph below...

I see already, don't know want to laugh or cry... Wah lau eh!?! They really use Tigger for their simulation exercise lor... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

How I am wondering where are Pooh Bear and Piglet leh... Hahaha... Hosay!~<3