Jonal Chong, Where are You?

Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?!

Today my CEO and his wife come to Singapore so I kena arrow to drive CEO 太太 to Orchard Central hair salon because she got buy this S$4,280 package.

When we arrived at the shop, we saw this peh chua orh jee pasted on the shutters say that landlord already repossessed the shop since Friday.

Siao liao lor... Mrs CEO sibeh tulan scold in English what "ridiculous", what "unacceptable" and other words I also don't know how to spell one lah...

If for me, I kena like that, I will just accept that I sibeh sueh and then maybe go Food Court eat the Lek Tao Tng but Mrs CEO say that consumers have their rights and Mr Jonal Chong is in the wrong so she go to the Far East Organization office and get Jonal Chong's contact number then ask me to call his number until his handphone bao char.

Call sai lah... Both the telephone numbers disconnected liao but Mrs CEO still bueh song, ask me go and check with Telco when the numbers disconnected and what is Jonal Chong home address.

Wah lau eh!?! I am only a Dispatch Rider and only today I 客串 as a Personal Driver, how I know all this kind of thing? She really think I am the 私家侦探 or the Inspector Gadget ah? Really see me got up lah... Hosay!~<3

So anyway, Telco only got say that the lines bo liao but say cannot reveal Jonal Chong address because is confidential but Mrs CEO say she still bueh song, want to complain him until he jialat-jialat.

Mrs CEO never do her hair today so she really very tulan; I actually want to buy ice-cream eat one but bo pian have to drive her back to the office and meet up with Mr CEO.

When we reach the office, my manager say that this Jonal Chong last time kena exposed for photoshop himself stand next to Nicole Kidman one. Say this 48-year-old orang papak chao ah gua very kay siao one, say he kena wan ong and other people 冤枉 him because the large poster in his salon is really him posing with Nicole Kidman in 2002 at the premiere of "Birth" in London.

After Mrs CEO hear this, she lagi pek chek so in the end, I got to send her to CASE to complain.

Sekali when we reach the CASE, we found out that she is not the only one complain Jonal Chong Hair Couture; at least three other complaints liao!

The complainants say that they had signed up for expensive packages with the salon because they thought that Jonal Chong was Nicole Kidman's hairstylist. Wah lau eh!?! Siao lah... Better say that he is Lady Gaga's hairstylist lor...

Anyway, kao peh kao bu also not my money so... Hosay!~<3