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Wah lau eh!?!

The other day I MC so nothing to do then watch TV lah... I watch already really bo wei kong...

The subtitles really steady right? My mother see me laugh loud-loud ask me what happen, I also don't know how to answer her... Wah lau eh!?!

Singing Competition

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I just read this on AsiaOne website about this girl at this singing competition.. Aiyo... Just watch the clip and you know what I am trying to say lah...

After watching the clip, I still a bit blur-blur lah... All I want to know is how the girl can take off her bra so fast? No need to unhook the back meh? Maybe she can teach me a few tricks lah... Hosay!~

Ah Tiong Aunty Taking Aeroplane

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Seven-early, eight-early take budget aeroplane kena Cheena aunty choot pattern. Actually I got nothing against Ah Tiong one but you see how she sit the aeroplane like her grandfather house, you see already sure tulan one...

First of all you hear the Aunty Ah Tiong talk about how she is first time take the Budget Airline...

Then she bring out one big plastic bag of Cheena ham and then another plastic bag of bread... Then she take out a plastic glove, steady-steady put the ham inside the low-tee and then make her Super Sub... Hosay!~

Eat low-tee then eat lor, must still how lian and tell the whole cabin that she eating low-tee... Chin GY leh...

Even her kawan-kawan also bueh tahan, tong bueh tiao her ah...

If I am her son, I think I also find a hole to hide... Wah lau eh!?!

POWER Satay

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Pah tor yao thought want to go eat some satay at Simpang Bedok... Faster go then faster belek rumah... How I know when I reached Simpang Bedok got so many World Cup fans sit around chit-chat, discuss hang cheng... I think by the time they take my order, time for my grandchildren to go to 豆豆班 liao lah!

I really think that Singaporeans very good to kheng lor... Come to Simpang Bedok makan can also watch World Cup at the same time enjoy food. So steady right?

Some more if you want to shout "Goal!" also nobody will complain because all of them will be shouting "Goal!" with you! Only thing is that if you support different team from them then maybe......

Anyway... Simpang Bedok got the local pizza... Cheap and good lah... Hosay!~ Got so many things to eat, I also don't know what to order... In the end, I think I better go to the 7-Eleven buy two more bottles of Pink Dolphin so that I can get the free gift and then go home lah... Jia kah pwee liao later kup chai fuel consumption increase lah. Now economy bad so every drop of petrol counts lah... Bo pian lah... Hang cheng piah piah...

Chin GY leh...

Next Time You Want to Try this on Hawker Uncle, Think Twice

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How many of you got special order and do this when you go to a hawker stall?

On 30 September 2010 morning, Mr Chan Seng Chai went to Telok Blangah Drive Block 79 makan... He asked his wife to order a bowl of fishball noodles, chilli separated from his noodles and for his noodles to be cut.

When his wife told the hawker uncle, Sim Yong Ha, 66, of her requests, Uncle Sim grumbled. So Mr Chan confronted Uncle Sim with a plastic chair. Uncle Sim mai su lang so he grabbed a chopper from his stall to block the chair.

In the end, Uncle Sim chopped off Mr Chan's left hand thumb.

For more information, please read AsiaOne: "Hawker Gets Day's Jail for Slicing off Customer's thumb" by Vivien Chan.

So next time you want to be fussy with hawker uncle, you better 三思而后行... Mai hiam, chin chai also can eat lah... Hosay!~

Siao Lang at Holland V

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Yesterday went to Holland Village to lim neng pueh with my kawan-kawan... Sekali about 3 am got one guy like kee siao like that run to the road tuah siah sueh siah jiang, see got car pass by then chase and kick... I think a bit chwee liao or boh hosay...

Mata-mata come he still fah fah tin... I think he very eh sai or very drunk lah... See police still can action-mak-mak, bueh kia see mah?

Anyway, got free show to watch of course I stay and see lor... Wait until police escort him away liao then I take my kup chai home...

Hosay!~

Bola Tak Boleh... Amoi Boleh

Wah lau eh!?!

Today I can blog in my office because my boss kena fever... World Cup Fever... I think Argentina su liao so my boss a bit kuah bueh kwee so need to stay at home to rest lah. Like that I hosay because I can whole day Facebook, update blog and then later go and eat hay mee...

I am not a soccer fan lah but if got soccer like in 黃明志 MTV then I also want to join lah; win or lose nevermind... is how you play the bola-bola right?