Don't Get a Divorce... Get a Donut!

Wah lau eh!?!

I see this advertisement, I don't know want to laugh or cry... If all the relationship so easy kau tim then hosay liao lor! You watch the clip then you will know what I am talking about lah...

Donut Prince open only 23 hours in a day because they say they use the one hour to make donuts; I think they use the one hour to chou huei lah... I like the way the guy keep on soot bak at the camera like he want to do something naughty like that... Haha! Steady right?

So don't divorce... Get a donut or if you really very sian, can jio me go eat you char kway... Hosay!~

Lunch @ MacDonalds

Wah lau eh!?!

Today I do my dispatch until no time to eat. But then I remember this YANG girl got tell me what MacDonalds got lunch time offer - S$ 4.50 for a set meal so I try lor... Bo chee mm zai mah...

When I reached MacDonalds, wah lau eh!?! I saw this person standing there ordering I almost drop my motorcycle helmet ah!

So the counter staff, when they greet this customer, do they say, "Good afternoon Sir" or "Good afternoon Madam"? I really pity them leh... Pai tan lah...

On second thoughts, I think I better go outside hawker centre and find something to eat better... Hosay!~

Online Dating Site

Wah lau eh!?!

I know that nobody will ever fall in love with me one... All the nice girls are either married or lesbian so I bo pian lor, listen to my friend and then go and join online dating service. Today I received an e-mail from the Online Dating Service. See below...


I still think it's the dinosaur that give me the highest marks. What do you people think? Help me choose leh... My 终身幸福 is in your hands lah... Hosay!~

KL Girls are Good

Wah lau eh!?!

In the words of Namewee, KL eh char bor ho ho yeh... If you don't believe, please check out his latest MTV lah then you will know that KL girls or the girls that are in KL are very kau lat (够力) one!

So how? Who want to join me for a trip up to KL? I think next Friday is public holiday, must faster-faster take leave for Super Long Weekend lah... Hosay!~

Peter Chao Talks about Angry Lexus Girl

Wah lau eh!?!

Remember my post about angry Singaporean Lexus girl? She is so famous that Peter Chao who is in Canada also got something say about her. Check it out!

Late for Work

Wah lau eh!?!

This morning lang gah lah... hai see nim peh late for work... I hope my boss today also late so he won't tekan me.

Anyway, I hope nobody seriously injured lah. Sorry I make fun of them lah; I hope they will have a better week ahead.

Club Strawberry @ Circular Road

Wah lau eh!?!

The other day I do dispatch until quite late then I saw this place at Circular Road... Happening sia...

Some more The New Paper got say that this is the first Cosplay-themed KTV pub in Singapore... Sibeh hosay leh... Too bad I got bo kau lui (not enough money) or I sure to stay until closing time at 2am one... Confirm lah... Hosay!~