Thursday, 27 May 2010

Lunch @ MacDonalds

Wah lau eh!?!

Today I do my dispatch until no time to eat. But then I remember this YANG girl got tell me what MacDonalds got lunch time offer - S$ 4.50 for a set meal so I try lor... Bo chee mm zai mah...

When I reached MacDonalds, wah lau eh!?! I saw this person standing there ordering I almost drop my motorcycle helmet ah!

So the counter staff, when they greet this customer, do they say, "Good afternoon Sir" or "Good afternoon Madam"? I really pity them leh... Pai tan lah...

On second thoughts, I think I better go outside hawker centre and find something to eat better... Hosay!~

Wednesday, 26 May 2010

Online Dating Site

Wah lau eh!?!

I know that nobody will ever fall in love with me one... All the nice girls are either married or lesbian so I bo pian lor, listen to my friend and then go and join online dating service. Today I received an e-mail from the Online Dating Service. See below...


I still think it's the dinosaur that give me the highest marks. What do you people think? Help me choose leh... My 终身幸福 is in your hands lah... Hosay!~

Friday, 21 May 2010

KL Girls are Good

Wah lau eh!?!

In the words of Namewee, KL eh char bor ho ho yeh... If you don't believe, please check out his latest MTV lah then you will know that KL girls or the girls that are in KL are very kau lat (够力) one!


So how? Who want to join me for a trip up to KL? I think next Friday is public holiday, must faster-faster take leave for Super Long Weekend lah... Hosay!~

Tuesday, 27 April 2010

Peter Chao Talks about Angry Lexus Girl

Wah lau eh!?!

Remember my post about angry Singaporean Lexus girl? She is so famous that Peter Chao who is in Canada also got something say about her. Check it out!

Late for Work

Wah lau eh!?!

This morning lang gah lah... hai see nim peh late for work... I hope my boss today also late so he won't tekan me.

Anyway, I hope nobody seriously injured lah. Sorry I make fun of them lah; I hope they will have a better week ahead.

Tuesday, 20 April 2010

Club Strawberry @ Circular Road

Wah lau eh!?!

The other day I do dispatch until quite late then I saw this place at Circular Road... Happening sia...


Some more The New Paper got say that this is the first Cosplay-themed KTV pub in Singapore... Sibeh hosay leh... Too bad I got bo kau lui (not enough money) or I sure to stay until closing time at 2am one... Confirm lah... Hosay!~

Saturday, 17 April 2010

Best Anti-Virus for 2010

Wah lau eh!?!

Last October got people ask me which computer brand is best; Now got kawan-kawan ask me which Anti-Virus to use so that their computer go to - red and yellow and pink and green... Purple and orange and blue - any kind of web site also won't kena any virus?

I tell all my kawan-kawan that now anti-virus is not enough. We must go one step further and use Anti-Virus with Internet Security. So what brand to use?

Isn't the answer obvious? So what are you people waiting for? Christmas or Santa Claus? Hurry up and go and get one now lah... Hosay!~