You Want to Buy?

Wah lau eh!?!

I am not talking about the xiao mei mei lah... I am asking if you want to buy China brand OEM iPad lah! You people don't like that lah... All so hum sup... Tsk tsk tsk... :P

You think my blog is LTK site is it?

Please lor... My blog got a bit of standard one ok? Hahaha!

Anyway, anything you can do, China can sure do better.

Teo boh?

Hosay!~

Channel 8 News Happening = Die Die Must Watch!

Wah lau eh!?!

Now I know why my manager always rush back to watch TCS 8 6.30 pm news lah! Last time newscasters all local uncle, aunty but now the job also given to Foreign Talents. One good example is Miss Wang Zheng (王征) from China.


Miss Wang must be very cold or not wearing her sah kia because can see her poo toh kuah - so obvious leh... Like this kind of talented newscaster, I only got one thing to say...

Hosay!~

Who Want to Learn English?

Wah lau eh!?!

Who want to learn English? Come come come... Let Wen Fang Jie Jie teach you lah... Hosay!~

Going Bananas?

Wah lau eh!?!

Everybody also got online blog... Got blog for fashion, got blog for movies... Now got blog to teach us how to cakup Malayu... Steady right? Don't you just love the Internet and Youtube? Why Tulanming never do video blog also? Because somethings better to read than to hear and Tulanming don't have nice voice like Peter Chao...

So the next time you go to a hawker centre, are you going to "WOW!" the food stall aunty with your bombastic Malay or just order Goreng Pisang?

Ho Ho Hosay!~

Peter Chao is Everywhere

Wah lau eh!?!

This Peter Chao is everywhere lah... He even got act in Twilight saga leh... So happening lah! All the ang mor actors how to fight against him? Peter Chao is a natural actor who is full of feeling... Hosay!~

I Want to Buy Handphone

Wah lau eh!?!

Now everywhere I go also got people use iPhone... Even the sao tor kah aunty also using iPhone so I also must upgrade lah! I go to Starhub, M1 and SingTel but everywhere also like siao lang like that... Service also not as good as the service in Hong Kong handphone shop. If you don't believe me then you click and watch... Sibeh ho liao...

How? Song boh? I never bluff you right?

Hosay!

New Year Song from Namewee

Wah lau eh!?!

Happy New Year to all my kakis... Hope you huat huat huat in the Year of the Tiger but remember that lao hor sio kan, zee pia teo kau... Here's a New Year song from Namewee... Please listen until the end... Confirm you won't regret one...


Told you was nice right? Hosay!~