Miss Singapore-World 2009 English Sibeh Jia Lat...

Wah lau eh!?!

I know this one already old news liao but everybody talking about it, I think got at least half of Singapore, JB and Batam already know our 2009 Miss Singapore-World. Like they say in Mandarin: 家喻户晓, you know? Like that sibeh hosay lah!

But too bad lor... People know her is not for good reason but for bad publicity... No lah, don't anyhow thing lah... She not Miss Russia, never take photo for Playboy but her ang mor sibeh jia lat leh... More jia lat than me - how come!?!

Very sayang hor? Ris Low chio is chio but when she open her mouth... Wah lau eh!?! People don't know ah, think she from Fu Cking University one... Sibeh jia lat leh...


口说无凭... Don't say I chwee gong l@m p@h song... Just watch this video (got subtitles some more) and you will understand what I mean?


For me, got excuse mah... I am just dispatch rider not Mr Singapore or Mr Ed; I never represent Singapore so you cannot say my English no good or I pronounce not very 标准 teo boh?

I think better she go tuition... I can introduce my tuition teacher to her. Hosay!

PC must Upgrade to Vista - So How?

Wah lau eh!?!

This type of advertisement I like man... Speak my language and so simple to understand. After I watch it I understand why Whangster always use Apple and don't want to use PC lor...

... because Whangster scared to go for operation. How come!?!

Who Got See Getai?

Wah lau eh!?!

I remember last time I stay in Bedok that time Getai is just song and dance but now Getai performers everything also do, even stripping. Hosay liao lor...

Getai or stage performances held during the Chinese Seventh month are held to entertain ho hiah dee or the ghosts and spirits believed to wander the world of the living during this month. But actuall is for real people to see one.

Every year got Getai performers wear suggestive or revealing costumes but this year really win already because some Getai performers even stripped as they sing song, ending their last song of the night wearing only their underwear. Steady lah!

So who got go Getai... Mai bo jio ok?

Whole story from AsiaOne can be found here.

Don't Make Girl Lexus Driver Tu Lan - Identities Revealed

Wah lau eh!?!

Lianhe Wanbao got report that the man who was caught on video being hit my a woman repeatedly without retaliating is a director of a local property firm. The man is a successful 41-year-old who manages more than 100 property agents at his firm.

Give his "abusive girlfriend" of two years hantum in public sibeh xia sueh lor... Anyway, his problem not mine lor... He happy can liao... Hehehe... Hosay!

Whole story from AsiaOne can be found here.

Don't Make Girl Lexus Driver Tu Lan

Wah lau eh!?!

My kawan-kawan always say don't make girls tulan... Last time I thought they all no standard but now I know why... After you watch this video clip, you also know the meaning of 五毒夫人心... The girl keep hitting the guy's lam pah, how he have babies next time? Siao liao lah...

For more clips, please click here...

Girls' Generation

Wah lau eh!?!

Last time got Wonder Bra... Oops! I mean Wonder Girls from South Korea, now got this one called Girls Generation. But their fans call them SNSD which is the the acronym of the group’s Korean name So Nyeo Shi Dae (please don't ask me what it means - Haha!)

Members include Hyoyeon, Jessica, Seohyun, Sooyoung,
Sunny, Taeyeon (leader),Tiffany, Yoona, and Yuri

Don't say I never kai xiao ok? Anyway, I also add their MTV below for you all to enjoy. Wah lau eh!?! Got cute pinky scooter in the MTV some more... Hosay!

Stock Market Unstable

Wah lau eh!?!

I am not stock market expert lah but many of my kakis tell me that market is very bad and can expect prices to fall further. China so power also kena... Just look at latest Shanghai stock market index below and you will understand... Hang cheng sibeh jia lat leh...

Wah eh!?! I upload wrong photo ah? Haha! Anyway, I not anyhow talk cock one... Real story about stock market is here.