Malaysian School Girls' Toilet

Wah lau eh!?!

If you are in Malaysia and you think your class very bo liao, what do you do? Go toilet take photo lah... What else?

Can you see? It's us in the mirror! Duh...

Mirror, mirror on the wall... Who's the fairest of them all?

We chwee too too also look cute...

Change pose leh...

Maybe I take from this angle, your eyes look bigger...

School girl checking the broom and dust pan

So who want to go study in Malaysia?

Hosay!

Hong Kong Book Fair

Wah lau eh!?!

My friend just come back from Hong Kong and then he tell me that he went to the book fair there so many people. I thought Hongkee got so many bookworms meh or maybe got another Harry Porter book come out? Then he tell me is got book signing...

AngelaBaby posing in front of the Eiffel Tower

If KissyChrissie came for book signing like this then hosay liao...

Wah lau eh!?! Really got book signing lor but not for Harry Porter but the above two models. No wonder my friend sekali like to read so much... Hosay!

Like This Can Ah?

Wah lau eh!?!

Not say I am religious or I anti-religion lah but you see these photographs - can you accept?

Monks cannot get married but they can have girlfriends

One of the tests at the temple is see if the monk can tahan when they put swee char bor next to him and play the song "Tempted to Touch" for 25 minutes every day

What this world become liao!?! Sibeh jia lat leh...

My Day in Court

Wah lau eh!?!

Today my boss ask me go to the Subordinate Court to deliver some documents. At first I think chop-chop-curry-pork, just park my kup chai at the side of the road, then do quickie-delivery. Mana eh zai... Wah lau eh!?!

This is called 排长龙...

Before enter Subordinate Court must thiam form, write down you name, IC number, sex, blah blah blah and declare you are swine flu free, got no fever, never go overseas, blah blah blah then they let you enter.

Hosay lor! Actually 5 minute job become more than 5 minute job lor... Anyway, I enter the Subordinate Court, must put all my kay see tau in a basket for X-ray scan and then walk through machine... Lucky I don't have adamantium claws or else the alarm sure "tee tee tee" hiang liao. Haha!

Next, was infra-red machine... I don't know is Brother SantaV or who say that walk a few more times sure decrease sperm count one. Subordinate Court inside is "one-way" traffic so I pass the machine more than once... Cham liao lah...

Then when I do submission, the clerk tell me what must submit in duplicates... Need to photocopy then say so lah... Ask me go upstairs seven floor Research Library to photocopy... Wah lau eh!?! Some more one copy is 15-cents leh... Not cheap you know!?!

Wah lau eh!?! Now I know why my father ask me study hard to become lawyer... Seventh floor Rearch Library should change name called Seventh Heaven liao... Got many lawyers and their er...assistants there doing research. I see already I also want to study with them! So I take the thickest book and sit down to study... Hosay!

Sometimes I wish I also take the bus - so many things to see

Lucky my boss call me or else I forget about my submission. But anyway, by the time I finish everything, was time for the lawyers and their assistants to pang kang go home. Hosay!

Now I Know How My Office Photocopier Spoil

Wah lau eh!?!

My office the photocopier always rosak one. My manager kao peh kao bu say every time ask Fuji Xerox come down and repair need money because we never sign contract with them. Of course I am the first person he blame because I am dispatch mah so maybe he think that I am "IT 白吃". What to do? Then I read a thread from CH about installing spy camera so over the weekend we saw...


... Hosay! Now I know why my colleague everytime MC when my photocopier breakdown.

What Job Better?

Wah lau eh!?!

Sibeh jialat ah... Now hang cheng very bad... Everywhere also retrenchment exercise or else boss with come out some pattern to say this, say that - give you chance to "automatic" resign. But resign liao do what job? What job better?

Many people say go into property market good. Why leh? Because property will always appreciate one... You got hear people buy HDB flat today, ten years later lose money one? Don't have right? That's why... Property business is the best place to be.

Hang cheng good, hang cheng bad - people also need a place to stay. When economy is good, people will upgrade (buy bigger home); when economy is bad, people will downgrade (buy smaller home). So whether is good economy or bad economy = make money to property agent. So if become property agent then hosay liao!

Before you all happy chio pee pee decide to join any property agency, don't say TuLanMing never give you tips ok!?! From my S2 Report, ERA got one new chio bu agent...

这样有实力、有分量的 Lynn Poh - how to fight?

Wah lau eh!?! Lynn Poh leh... If you think you this kind of kah siao can fight with her then you go join property line lor... And, if you do meet Lynn Poh, then please tell her that "我是她的偶像！" Oops! I mean "她是我的偶像！" Sorry ah... Type too fast liao...

Like This Also Can Ah?

Wah lau eh!?!

I was surfing Internet then I saw this article about this Ang Mor char bor taking naughty photos in temple, suppose to be Kek Lok Si 极乐寺 in Penang (Malaysia).

I am not Buddhist but I think holy place must be respected lor... How can do this kind of things there? My friends who are Buddhists and Taoists tell me that all idols must be respected one lor so cannot anyhow teng san teng khor in front of them... Maybe Ang Mor don't know or just bo chap...

The original story can be found on SPH's Omy.sg Website.