Ping Pong Everywhere!?!

Wah lau eh!?!

I today MC - go lau kah to see doctor so I decided to walk - less pollution mah; don't everytime use kup chai, must save the planet right? Everywhere I go, I see little ghee nah holding on to table-tennis bats. Just downstairs at my void deck got these two ghee nah using the letterbox like a net and playing "void deck" tennis with a ping pong ball.

Then I cross the road got another group of ghee nah using the round "chess" table to play ping pong. Wah lau eh!?! Like that also can ah?

I arrived at the doctor's and as I was waiting for my turn I heard this little ghee nah tell his mother that he MUST get well because he want to be a ping pong player when he grows up.

Then after I see doctor, take my medicine and walk back home, I see another group of ghee nah use their slippers to make a line across the void deck and then... You guess it... Play Ping Pong...

Wah lau eh!?! Ping pong... Ping pong... Really so popular sport meh?

Why My Brother So Kan Cheong Go Home

Wah lau eh!?!

The other night I go out with my brother kwee neng kee (open two bottles)... Sekali he see his watch then kan cheong kan cheong say he need to go home. Now I know why my brother rush home that night...

Chin GY leh...

Thank you for Coming + Movie Review

Wah lau eh!?!

First of all must thank all the CH members for coming down for the Fast & Furious 4 movie outing. For all of you who never get Sista LindaYZT's autograph...

JUST TOO BAD!!!

Who call you all ban ban too people is famous Special Guest Star leh... You think City Gas ah? :P

Anyway, thanks again for Brother TerryLMT for being the first guy to come... Sorry hor... No prizes ok? You want prizes, you can claim from Sista LindaYZT... ^_^

Anyway, Brother TerryLMT very the romantic one... Bring his wife to the food court downstairs makan, then after makan, bring her go upstairs jalan-jalan... See the stuff toys in Action City and then hang kai a bit... Tired liao, go back downstairs for dessert (but in the end never buy dessert because he very health-conscious) Hosay!

Also special thanks to Brother jaRv1s who make his first appearance for CH meet up. He very sporting one (and for all the mei-mei who are reading AoTLM) he also very yan tao one... Of course not as yan tao as TLM lah... Hosay!

A bit disappointing is that Brother Hell4lif bring the two guests... They are nice but they are NOT chio bu... Haiz... :( But anyway, thanks for coming to join our CH movie outing... Again... No prizes, you want prizes, you can look for MissyLim, she will give you free poke :)

Of course, not forgetting Brother SamChen who look very cool as usual - thanks for taking revenge for me and stealing Brother Hell4lif's popcorn. Double Hosay!

Last but not least must thanks our Special Guest Star and her boyfriend, the lovely Sista LindaYZT - because of her we got out tickets at very special (weekday) price of S$6.00 only... Cheap tickets but good seats and MORE IMPORTANTLY... Good Company... YOu tell me: Where to find man!?! Triple Hosay!

Ok... Now is for the movie review...

The movie is something like 2Fast2Furious where the drivers have to transport illegal stuff for the boss. It's like playing Need for Speed game where the fastest drivers get selected to become the transporter. Then it's the usual ho lang + pai lang thing lah...

Starting part very kan cheong... like James Bond like that - Hosay!

The starting part when Vin Diesel go and steal petrol very stylo-milo man... See him and his gang choot pattern is very shiok ah! But because this scene is set in Mexico so you won't get to see Honda Civic EG or EK or even a Mitsubishi CZ4A... All you get to see is American Muscle Cars... :(

I think that the story is good lah but too much Ang Mor talking so I will wait for Sista LindaYZT to translate for me then maybe I will understand better. The chase scene is quite nice but nothing we can relate to because other than three or four jepun chai, the rest all alien to most of us. So other than the first few minutes intro sequence very song, the rest of the show is Ang Mor showcase lah... We all te-iong chia where got play Dodge Charger, Ford Mustang and Ford Gran Torino one?

Anyway, just in case you are wondering if I am talk ge leng wei, I better post these pictures or you all catch no ball then jia lat liao loh...

The phai lang Fenix Rise (Laz Alonso) was driving a 1972 Ford Gran Torino

In the show, Letty (Michelle Rodriguez) drives a 1970 Plymouth Road Runner

One of the cars Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) drive is this 1973 F-Bomb Camaro

The 1970 Dodge Charge is Vin Diesel's 烈火战车... Steady lah!

Brother SamChen see WRX STi appear liao very sexcited... I wonder why ah!?!

Fast and Furious Movie Outing

Wah lau eh!?!

Fourth installment of Fast and Furious liao loh... We can get tickets for very special (weekday) price of S$6.00 only. Hosay!

All brothers and sisters who want to watch please register with me as soon as possible (also let me know if you are asking your kaki along) so that I can get the tickets beforehand - we all can sit together (but I get to sit next to LindaYZT 妹妹) Hosay!

I will update more details on this blog until Club Hyundai Forum is online again. Steady lah ok?

Who want to watch? Got hong chia (or te-iong chia), got chio bu... Sure power one!

Outing Details
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Date: 15 April 2009 (Wednesday)
Time: TBD (Evening after work)
Venue: Cathay Cinema (to enjoy S$6.00 tickets)

Orh-kwee-niser: Tulanming

Special Guest Star: LindaYZT
(cannot post her photo in this blog because my server will jam due to many-many traffic)

Participants
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(In ABC order)
1. Hell4lif (and 2 guests - hope they are chio bu)
2. jaRv1s
3. SamChen
4. TerryLMT (and wife)

Club Hyundai Forum Down

Wah lau eh!?!

I so many days never log in to Club Hyundai then LindaYZT 妹妹 just now message me say it is down. Sadness man... Cannot read postings by Thexder 叔叔 and Jasmine 婶婶 - wonder how are they liao.

Screen shot of error message

CH Forum down liao... How to get most update news about all our brothers and sisters? The other night heard got Police raid... Wonder if Brother Foxbat1978 kena caught by anti-vice?

Sibeh jia lat...

Sibeh Jialat!

Wah lau eh!?!

Yesterday sibeh sueh... Boss tell me go deliver documents to this ship achored outside Tuas Reclaim area. Wah lau eh!?! Sibeh jia lat leh... Do dispatch must do until ship there ah?

Hang Cheng pai pai... No choice lah... I have to send means I have to send lor... I went to the temporary jetty at Tuas South there and take this motorboat to the ship. Because I not always go to this ship so tong pang other people's boat.

It's not the bigger boat but the small sampan at the side...

We half way to ship then sekali got this chao tah smell... At first I thought somebody BBQ then I see the engine that side got smoke come out... Siao liao lah!?!

The boat "captain" don't know say what in Malay... apa apa ini... di sana di sini... Anyway, all the passengers bo pian just sit around and wait for "rescue" boat to come. I thought want to pah game on my handphone but then a bit low batt liao so siow siow, just sit there and talk cock with some of the other guys there.

When the "rescue" boat came, all of us had to jump over... Wah lau eh!?! I first time take this type of boat one, lucky never fall into the sea ah! The "rescue" boat was overcrowded with many people (original passengers + passengers from my boat) so the boat "captain" had to go more than his usual stops.

Last time I watch TV, I see people go up ship like very song... When I saw the ship I was going to board... I a bit also not song...

Wah lau eh!?! So tall how to go up?

I thought the ship got lift or escaloator one but then they don't have... They only have a small ladder at the side for me to climb up. Wah lau eh!?!

When I reached to top of the ladder, I thought maybe like cruise like that... Got 美女 say, "欢迎光临!" - Got sai ah... The sailor ask me something-something in what I think is Burmese... Wah lau eh!?! I where got know how to speak Burmese!?! I pass the documents to the Master (I also don't know why they cannot call him captain must call him master...) then ask him chop and sign my D/O then I siam...

Wah lau eh!?! Climbing up the ladder not so bad lah... But when I want to climb down that time... Siao liao! The sea and the ship at least got a few storeys high... I see already a bit siam sai. Then when I reach the bottom of the ladder, must do a bit of Indiana Jones and jump onto the awaiting sampan... Hosay!

The motorboat go to the other ships to "collect" passengers, so by the time we reach shore already tee or or... I thought I was lucky because I need to fetch some Bangla crew to Pasir Panjang Hotel so my boss let me drive the van.

I asked all the ah neh to get into the back and then start the company van. Like sandfly like that, where got light, I drive towards it. Mana eh zai drive half way, I kena dead end then I reverse the van, the van like sinking like that... Aiyo! Van kena stuck in fine sand!

Bo pian lah... Ask all the Bangla ah neh tolong-tolong push the van... This is first time I work so closely with Bangla ah neh but very impressed lah... They do work can sing song one... Like some kind of "加油" song like that!

Steady lah!

But even if they sing lik Sky Wu also no use because the back wheels still stuck and the more I accelerate the van sink even further! (The van is RWD one.) I thought want to take photograph to post but ahm mee mee the Bangla ah neh don't smile I also cannot see them how to take photo!?!

Anyway, must really say "Thank You!" to this band of Bangla ah neh... Actually the exit just 200 metres away, they can just say bye-bye to me, walk out, take taxi to Pasir Panjang Hotel but they steady-steady one...

One of them pattern more than badminton... He and another kaki run to the nearby Hyundai construction site and then came back with wooden planks. Then the whole group of Bangla ah neh push the van up the plank and into safety.

Hosay!

Mr Uru and your gang of Bangla ah neh... if you are reading my AoTLM blog, I want to say again thank you... Even the 101 Tiger beers cannot buy back the friendship and camaraderie that we shared. Hosay!

Girl @ Great World City / Lorong 5 Toa Payoh Food Centre

Wah lau eh!?!

I know got people read already sure say I copy www.girlonbus.com but I think it is a good idea and I am really looking for this girl.

This posting is about this girl whom I am looking for. I know it's not very "professional" to post this on my blog or to take her photo without her permission but I really want to get to know this girl!

Everything happen so fast, this is all I have left of you... Sweet Angel with Dimples...

My former camp kaki and his wife and Brother SamChen say that I am crazy to do this but I think... Heck care lah! I will never know if I don't try teo boh?

Anyway, I saw her at Great World City at about closing time. I was going to meet my my former camp kaki and his wife when I saw her... I never believe in "Love at First Sight" but when I saw her dimples and the way she smile, somehow my heart melted. If it is not for Brother SamChen who tahan me, I think I would have kee siao on the spot!

I quickly take out my camera phone to take a photograph of her but Brother SamChen pull my hand away so I can only get photograph of her as walking away with her friend.

Then I went to the car park, I saw her again. This time she noticed me thanks to my Ah Girl... Whoever you are, Sweet Angel with Dimples, I heard what you said about cruelty to animals and I really want you to know that I didn't mean to lock my girl-girl in the car and I only did that because I wanted to go into Great World City to find my former camp kaki and his wife - very short while only... Confirm!

If my Ah Girl can talk, she will tell you that I am a good kor kor to her... Really!

I was driving behind you and I think I saw a "Club Hyundai" and "Getz Garage" decals on your rear windscreen and I could hear your ICE very loud... Even inside my car can hear. But because my cash card bo lui liao, I had to exchange cash cards... I lost you again.

Then, my former camp kaki, his wife and Brother SamChen suggested we go Toa Payoh Lorong 5 for supper. Who knows? I saw you again but this time, I noticed you were with this guy who was driving a 3-door green Getz. I didn't see your finger got wear ring so I think you are still single? Anyway, like I say already... I heck care liao lah! I just want you to know how I feel because it's just like 三笑姻缘: in one night I meet you three times already and every time you look prettier and prettier. Am I going crazy!?!

My former camp kaki and his wife say you are a bit on the short side and Brother Sam says you have a bit baby fat... To me you are just perfect! If that guy with the 3-door green Getz is your xiao eh, then I think he's the luckiest guy in the world... But if he isn't then I would say he bak chiu kor stamp and too bad for him!

Even now I am in a daze. I keep thinking... I want to see you again or at least know your name so that I can give the photograph a name.

Please understand that it wasn't natural for me to approach you in that setting but I hope I can see you again. If you are that girl or you think you have any information, please contact me. If I can meet this girl again because of you, I will be forever grateful to you!

Thank you!