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Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?!

The other day, one of my kawan-kawan ask me want to earn some extra money or not?

I, of course replied, something here inside, cannot be denied... My reply steady right? I learn from the karaoke one but you all don't think the hum sup ok?

I was talking about the wallet in my pocket... Empty liao so asking me to go out earn more money... Hahaha... Hosay!~<3

So anyway, I did the job but hor... Whole day long sure got people come and kacau my pencil.

Why ah? Chin GY leh... (>.<)"

Cathay Pacific Aircraft Sex

Wah lau eh!?! (>.<)"

I thought this type of thing only happen in the porn movie but now Cathay Pacific (Hong Kong) said it had launched a "full investigation" into photos showing their flight attendant doing the oral sex on a pilot aboard an aircraft.

Of course the photos not the guan chng one... All kena the mosaic, just like the Japanese porn like that; several pixellated photos of the flight attendant doing the 吹喇叭 act on the pilot were published in Hong Kong Chinese-language media. Sibeh happening sia! No wonder last time my Ah kong advised me to become a pilot. Why I never listen to him? Wah lau eh!?! (>.<)"

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Drunk Father Lets 8-year-old Son Drive Pick-up Truck

Wah lau eh!?!

This guy really steady lah!!!

First, he go lim jiu, he bring his son along... What you trying to prove? You want to teach your son to become the next mabuk king is it? 8 years old only leh... Hello? Siao ah?

Then, after he chwee already, he just slept in his pick-up truck and let his 8 year-old son drive it on a southeast Louisiana highway.

Some more ah... his 4 year-old daughter was in the back seat!

This type of father really chin GY leh... Wah lau eh!?! (>.<)"

What's Your Price?

Wah lau eh!?!

Just now one of my kawan-kawan show me a photo of this sibeh swee, sibeh leng, sibeh chio girl and then ask me how much I want to pay for the Ice Breaker?

At first, I thought this one is like the Sharon Stone movie, the girl will take the pokey-pokey ice breaker thingy to prick people...

So of course I say I don't want lah! Sekali he tell me this is a real online site where "'generous' members offer from US$20 (S$24) to even US$1,000 for a date and the 'attractive' ones can then either accept or decline the offer."

I look at the site... Wah! Sibeh steady lah!!! Got Forbes, got Time, got NBC, ABC and even Playboy leh! Wah!!! Join this site can jio the Playboy Bunny Girl go out kai-kai leh!

But... Everything has got the price one so is like no money, no talk lah!

At first I think Ang Mors nowadays have very good money-making ideas... Sekali my kawan-kawan tell me that the founder of this web site is actually Brandon Wey, a Singapore-born 40-year-old now migrated to the US...

Singaporean... No wonder lah... Hosay!~<3