BK Chicken Vs Angry Girlfriend

Wah lau eh!?!

I wonder if anybody can still remember this guy got caught on video kena hantum jialat-jialat by his girlfriend repeatedly on him ding-dong bells? If you cannot, then maybe you want to read my previous posting "Don't Make Girl Lexus Driver Tu Lan".

This two people so famous that even Peter Chao, who is in Canada, also talk about the angry Lexus Girl in his video blog, "Chinese Guy is WHIPPED!"

Now, almost two years later, Burger King also got something to say about them. Just watch this clip below lah... Hahaha... Hosay!~<3

Hahaha... Never chicken out... With the King, you can... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

You Want to Sit in My Class? Get an iPad!

Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?!

My friend tell me her daughter just called her from Shanghai and told her that her university lecturer told the class, "You want to sit in my class? Get an iPad!"

According to her daughter, Mr Henry Liang, who teaches finance in English at the Shanghai Maritime University, issued this notice on his microblog last Friday: "In next semester, all tests and resources will be presented in iPad format only."

Mr Henry Liang says that "iPad represents the latest trend and superiority, so do my chosen students," he wrote. If you don't have one, take part-time work to buy one; if you cannot earn merely 4,000 yuan (S$750) in the two-month summer vacation, you are not suitable to learn finance or be my students."

He also ordered men to wear suits and women to wear simple make-up in class to prepare themselves for their future jobs in the finance industry. This guy is Hitler in the making... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

So now, my friend kan cheong want to either send money to her daughter in Shanghai or buy an iPad here and ship it back to Shanghai...

But I think this lecturer like that say also bueh gum... Cos he like that say macham look down on the poor although some admire his unusual teaching methods.

Internet user Koralle, who claimed to have attended Mr Liang's class and lectures, told Shanghai Daily: "He is a rare good teacher with his own thoughts, though he is sometimes very radical."

After kena complain, Mr Liang got change his microblog ID and deleted the posts. But he also wrote this: "iPad will still be brought into classroom. Formal wears are still required. I still keep all my opinions as yesterday. Nothing changes! You can claim victory in tongue, but nothing more." (sic)

When Shanghai Daily contacted the teacher on Monday, what he said differed from what he had posted online.

He said: "I deleted some posts because I realised that I used some inappropriate words. I wrote in English because I only want my students to read it. It's not for the public. I don't care about their criticism.

I am not studying in the Shanghai Maritime University so I no comment but if my friend's daughter look like the girl in the photograph, I pass her the iPad 2 that I will win from the Chicken Rice Lucky Draw lah... Hosay!~<3

Eat $2 Chicken Rice, Win iPad 2

Wah lau eh!?!

It's real one ok? Genuine stuff, cannot bluff... Just now I went to the 2nd Street Cafeteria at Block 970A Toa Payoh North to makan the chicken rice and I saw them put this sign say that you "Simply buy Chix Rice @ $2 and win iPad 2"... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

And it's not the cheapo, entry models ok? What they are giving away is iPad 2 64GB with Wi-Fi and 3G (selling at $1,108 at Apple stores).


After I buy the chicken rice, they give me a feedback form, ask me to complete and then attach the receipt.

So for today, I be a good son, brother, nephew, colleague and worker, etc. I buy many-many packets of the Chicken Rice and give to all my kawan-kawans... Altogether I think spend about S$1,106; still $2 cheaper than buying an iPad 2 from the Apple Store and I got 553 chances of winning wor... Hosay!~<3

They say the price of the chicken rice will revert to the regular price of $3 on Aug 1. Eat more, got more chances of winning leh...

So who want to join me for lunch? Tomorrow last day, you know?

Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

Getting Pregnant is a Disease

Wah lau eh!?!

Got one of my kawan-kawan say I seldom read books will become 孤陋寡闻 so she recommend that I go to the library and borrow books to read.

When I saw the book on the shelf then I realise why so many of my friends don't want to have children...

No wonder lah... Getting pregnant is a disease... Wah lau eh!?!

Like that how to have more children in the future?

Sibeh jialat ah...

China Superman

Wah lau eh!?!

Now most of the super heroes are ang mor... All this will change very soon and we will have China Superman liao.

This is because Pow! Entertainment, founded by legendary comic book hero creator Stan Lee, will introduce the superhero genre to China, through Magic Storm Entertainment.

As we all know, Lee is most famous for co-creating some of the world's best-known heroes including Spiderman, Iron Man, X-Men and the Incredible Hulk.

So very soon, we the Asian people, will have 是白的 Man and Siapa Man saving the world before bedtime... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

How Can We Forget SJW37E?

Wah lau eh!?!

Already so many months since 30 January 2010 but still got many people comment about this video on YouTube, Hardwarezone and other forums.

I also steady-steady mai su so I post on my blog, let all my kawan-kawans enjoy...

This drive Jaguar Uncle is really my 偶像 because he speak English vocabulary very steady lah... Chia bai ka yee xia...

Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

Jonal Chong, Where are You?

Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?!

Today my CEO and his wife come to Singapore so I kena arrow to drive CEO 太太 to Orchard Central hair salon because she got buy this S$4,280 package.

When we arrived at the shop, we saw this peh chua orh jee pasted on the shutters say that landlord already repossessed the shop since Friday.

Siao liao lor... Mrs CEO sibeh tulan scold in English what "ridiculous", what "unacceptable" and other words I also don't know how to spell one lah...

If for me, I kena like that, I will just accept that I sibeh sueh and then maybe go Food Court eat the Lek Tao Tng but Mrs CEO say that consumers have their rights and Mr Jonal Chong is in the wrong so she go to the Far East Organization office and get Jonal Chong's contact number then ask me to call his number until his handphone bao char.

Call sai lah... Both the telephone numbers disconnected liao but Mrs CEO still bueh song, ask me go and check with Telco when the numbers disconnected and what is Jonal Chong home address.

Wah lau eh!?! I am only a Dispatch Rider and only today I 客串 as a Personal Driver, how I know all this kind of thing? She really think I am the 私家侦探 or the Inspector Gadget ah? Really see me got up lah... Hosay!~<3

So anyway, Telco only got say that the lines bo liao but say cannot reveal Jonal Chong address because is confidential but Mrs CEO say she still bueh song, want to complain him until he jialat-jialat.

Mrs CEO never do her hair today so she really very tulan; I actually want to buy ice-cream eat one but bo pian have to drive her back to the office and meet up with Mr CEO.

When we reach the office, my manager say that this Jonal Chong last time kena exposed for photoshop himself stand next to Nicole Kidman one. Say this 48-year-old orang papak chao ah gua very kay siao one, say he kena wan ong and other people 冤枉 him because the large poster in his salon is really him posing with Nicole Kidman in 2002 at the premiere of "Birth" in London.

After Mrs CEO hear this, she lagi pek chek so in the end, I got to send her to CASE to complain.

Sekali when we reach the CASE, we found out that she is not the only one complain Jonal Chong Hair Couture; at least three other complaints liao!

The complainants say that they had signed up for expensive packages with the salon because they thought that Jonal Chong was Nicole Kidman's hairstylist. Wah lau eh!?! Siao lah... Better say that he is Lady Gaga's hairstylist lor...

Anyway, kao peh kao bu also not my money so... Hosay!~<3

You Can Pay Me Renminbi

Wah lau eh!?!

I saw this Sell Ice-cream Uncle at poh tueh (坡底) put this sign, say can pay him in Renminbi (RMB) if buy ice-cream from him. He even give the exchange rate leh... Quite choon some more... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

Got so many flavours - red bean, durian and even sweet corn! Can put in a small cute-cute cup, in a loh tee or between biscuit wafers. Hosay!~<3

Saturday Long Chia

Wah lau eh!?!

On Saturday, one of my kawan-kawan stay in Choa Chu Kang one sekali call me, ask me help him buy 4D numbers; say very important. After he give me the four sets of 4D numbers, he hung up the phone.

I thought where he sekali got the inspiration to buy so many numbers until I saw this report on the AsiaOne web site... Wah lau eh!?! Sibeh jia lat ah...

According to the web site, a motorist lang gah into a woman pedestrian and three parked cars in a car park.

The accident was so jia lat it set off the cars' alarms and shocked the residents. My kay poh kawan must be one of them lah! I know his car never kena because he don't have a car! (He only have kah lah chia but he always tell the KTV 小姐 he drive BMW... Hahaha... Hosay!~<3)

Got one witness told the Wanbao that a black Toyota Camry hoo leng kan charged into the car park entrance and then went up the pedestrian's pathway before it lang gah into the parked cars. The impact was so jia lat that the black Toyota's right wheel also fly off ah! Wah... Damn drama lah... Macham Jacky Chan movie like that!

But poor thing lah... Kor lian dai... The woman who kena lang gah by the Camry suffered from brain injuries and sent to National University Hospital is in a coma... I really hope she will be ok soon lah...

Anyway... The driver of the Toyota Camry driver is a 24-year-old char bor... Expected right? She say she wanted to overtake a bus so she sped up but then she lost control of her car then she long chia... What a mess...

Chin GY leh...

Chengdu Zoo “Escaped Tiger” Training Exercise

Wah lau eh!?!

The Sichuan-Chengdu Zoo had a training exercise on 2nd June 2011... It was a simulation of their Siberian Tigers escaping from their cages, with zoo workers working together with forestry police conducting an emergency response. Please see photograph below...

I see already, don't know want to laugh or cry... Wah lau eh!?! They really use Tigger for their simulation exercise lor... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

How I am wondering where are Pooh Bear and Piglet leh... Hahaha... Hosay!~<3

Street Fight Education

Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?!

Now China got this video show a little girl hantum her younger cousin with her father at the side filming it and then "加油-ing" her... This one really "good" family education man... Hosay!~<3

Mr Lan Jianguo, the girl's father, is from Cangzhou City, Hebei Province.

In an interview, he told reporters that the boy is his nephew and he was just teaching him "how to defend his dignity from childhood". What a good uncle man... Must learn from him... Hosay!~<3

The boy's mother, Lan's elder sister, never object to the fight but also agree with Lan's education method.

She said that the fight changed her son's personality and now her son is no longer a hum chee coward and his classmates showed him more respect.

Steady lah!!! Like that win already lor...