I also Want to be Insurance Salesman

Wah lau eh!?!

What will your boss give you if you hit your target?

An iPhone? A laptop? A holiday? A car?

Got this Ergo insurance company in Hungary rewarded its best salesmen with orgy leh... And not it is not just go bang-bang with cheap, roadside prostitutes but those high-class ones from Budapest's famous art nouveau Gellert Baths leh! Sibeh high standard one ok?

From what I read, about 100 of their top salesmen were invited to go orgy.

Wow! At the party, kena served by at least 20 chio bu - all wear bikini or very little (or nothing at all)... Sibeh shiok ah!

Anyway, my friend tell me that prostitution is legal in Hungary and Germany so steady lah for them, no need to scared mata come and tan kup them or give them free "Rolex" wear...

Don't think this story is I anyhow say one ok... I steady-steady read from AP via the Daily Chilli one... So if anybody know how to interview for this job, please tell me ok? I also want to interview... Huat ah!

Hosay!~

Fight between Etoile FC and Hougang

Wah lau eh!?!

Just now, one of my kawan-kawan jio me go and watch football match. He say what - must support local, don't always "Glory Glory Man United" so ok lor, I follow him to Hougang Stadium to watch S-League game. He say this match is very exciting one because it is between defending champions Etoile FC and Hougang United.

He was not wrong about the match being exciting because even before the "kick off", both teams started to piah during the warm-up session!

Wah lau eh!?! Yesterday, the action macham 古惑仔 gang fight like that; got players chasing one another and even some players rushing onto the terraces. Steady lah!!!

At first, got one Etoile player went to the Hougang side of the football pitch to pick up a ball that was accidentally kicked there. Then the player talked to the Hougang side player and don't know what suddenly they tulan and started shouting then a scuffle then broke out between them.

Wah! Really is WWE standard fight because got one Hougang player even wanted to swing a chair at one of his opponents but unfortunately kena restrained... Wasted lah... Wah lau eh!?!

After about eight minutes, bo hee kuah liao because the referee sent both teams back to their own locker rooms... What a waste man...

Somebody even say the new Hougang MP, Yaw Shin Leong was also in the stands... MP come and watch sio pah... Hosay!~

Anyway, I already told my kawan; next time got S-League match, must jio me again. Who knows? Maybe this time got Undertaker come leh?

Steady lah!!!