Helping the Elderly?

Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?!

Like that also can meh? Recently, one of my kawan-kawan go back to his hometown in Guilin City, China and took a photo of this sculpture erected along Zhongyin Road, called “Helping the Elderly” .

The inscription below the sculpture got say (sic) “Wife on the left, daughter-in-law on the right - the moral is of family harmony, harmonious co-existence, supporting each other, respecting and loving the elderly”.

Actually I also think 敬老尊贤 is a very good thing but you see this photo carefully or not?

Wah lau eh!?! First of all, the Ah Peh is naked! Secondly, the wife and the daughter-in-law also naked! Thirdly, the two ladies look almost the same age... And naked! Oops! I say "naked" already ah? Wah lau eh!?!

I also very blur lah... Help the elderly must be naked one meh? Must the elderly and/or the helpers be naked to have "harmonious co-existence"? The two ladies cannot wear clothes and help the elderly meh? Somemore, I see the Ah Peh look so sexcited... You see his 得意忘形 face and his...... This sculpture look more like family-incest-porn from 金瓶梅 than helping the elderly lor...

Then again ah... Next time when I become Ah Peh jee kee, I also want my daughter in-law to come and help me when I want to pang jio, pang sai... My wife can also come and tolong but I think I would prefer my wife keep her clothes on lah... Steady lah!!!

Anyway, I must thank my kawan-kawan and also thank Guangyuan International Community for erecting this steady pom pee pee sculpture... Hosay!~

Angry Bird in Train

Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?!

This girl and her piggy friend think they making Angry Bird MTV ah? Keep on kee ge leh kyo... So irritating... I think the other people on the train very patient; if for me, I betol-betol sepak her jialat-jialat... This girl Angry Bird ah? I lagi angry ah...

Anyway, if you want to see the kee ge leh kyo video of the girl posted by STOMPer skyy can click here but personally, I still prefer to watch the following version... Lagi cute, lagi best... Hosay!~

Man Put Gun to My Head...

Wah lau eh!?!

So drama leh... I thought this one is the 英雄本色 storyline but this thing really happen in real life leh... Steady lah!!!

Mr Peter Tan say that, about 6pm, when the train about to reach Gemas Railway Station in Negeri Sembilan, sekali got a guy wear sunglasses with a gun come into their carriage. For the full story, can click here and read from AsiaOne web site... Sibeh exciting leh...

If you think I bluff you one, you see the YouTube clip yourself lor... Got the vintage Chow Yuen Fatt burn the US Dollar because he need to light his cigarette; then have Ti Lung 宝刀未老 as his 老大... Also got Leslie Cheung sing the theme song... Sibeh drama, sibeh hosay!~

Anyway, that Peter also got say he very tulan after he found out it an exercise... Maybe he will follow the Chow Yun Fatt pattern in the clip above and tekan the next guy who try to point gun at his head... Steady lah!!!

DBS Cash Withdrawal Minimum

Wah lau eh!?! 岂有此理!?!

I thought tomorrow want to blanjah my colleague eat the Vegetarian food so I went to draw money at the DBS ATM in AMK Hub... Sekali I saw the minimum amount...


$200 ah!?! Wah lau eh!?! I where got so much money inside? At the most I think chek-chek ka liao, I only have $22.95... Sibeh jialat ah... Like that, no need to withdraw money liao lor... Hosay!~

How Come My New iPhone No Apple?

Wah lau eh!?!

My friend kai siao me go and buy cheap iPhone 4 because he say that shop want to cheng hueh clear stock so everything must go cheap-cheap-cheap.

I hear already so lunch time I went and see lor... Wah seh!?! Really very cheap wor... But because I never bring out so much money, I only buy one set.

On my way back to office, while riding my kup chai, I was thinking: if I had more money, I sure to buy more sets because really very cheap wor...

Then, bang kang si kan, I went to find Aunty Nelly to hao lian to her my new iPhone 4... Who ask her always say she got iPhone 3GS; now I got iPhone 4 ah... Lagi power...

When I show her the box, she also think I keo teo - this one nap shot, confirm + guarantee is good buy. I see her 心服口服 face... Priceless lah...

Sekali Aunty Nelly, opened the box, took the iPhone 4 out, turned it around and then ask me:

"How come your iPhone 4 behind no 'i' and no apple logo one?"

Wah lau eh!?! Sibeh jialat ah...

Handphone Lock

Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?!

Everybody also know that my handphone keep on rosak and then need to send to service centre for repair. But when my handphone at the service centre, I use what phone to make my calls?

But lucky for me, I got this very good kawan-kawan willing to lend me his spare phone but one one condition... Must use phone lock...

Steady lah!!! This type of tua leng kong phone some more come with leather carrier and phone lock - altogether weigh at least a few kilograms... Like that I ask my friend to seng kee lai better lah... I think I better use public phone to call instead...

Chin GY leh...

JJ Lin Happening Performance

Wah lau eh!?!

Last time my friend ask me watch the JJ Lin concert, I thought "what so good to see this 小白脸?"

Now then I know I am wrong because his concert is really happening one! Don't believe ah? See the photo below lah... Steady right?

In his performance, JJ got kiss his partner Lina on the lips... Touch-touch her tua kah twee and then bury his face in her neh neh poks... Steady lah!!!

Who got JJ Lin concert tickets? I also want to go and watch... Hosay!~

Wuhan University Girl Proposes to Guy

Wah lau eh!?!

Like this also can ah? Sibeh jialat leh... Got one of my kawan-kawan in China tell me that this is true story at Wuhan University.

Got one girl put the signs "Me Marry" on a red Volkswagen Polo and then stand on top it with a bouquet of roses. I thought maybe this char bor don't know Grammar like me but then my China kawan-kawan tell me that in China is read from right-to-left, not left-to-right... Orh... Say so lah! Wah lau eh!?!

Anyway, I am wondering how come this girl quite chio but so "desperate" to marry the guy must propose in public? This guy got what thing so 与众不同, make her 神魂颠倒 leh? Really must learn from him lah...

Hosay!~