LCD Broken

Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?!

My netbook LCD rosak so I bo pian ask my friend to help me repair. Kawan-kawan so I thought he will charge me lesser. Sekali he tell me that he help me save money so never order the original spare parts.

Some more, he tell me that the repairs are FREE!

Whoever hear the word FREE, sure feel sexcited one, including me so when he tell me no need to pay him any money, I borrow money take taxi rush to his house.

When I reach his place I kek sim lah... See my beautiful Netbook now become what? Susah hati lah you know... My Netbook now from swee swee boh zhao chwee become this Frankenstein... Heartbreak Hotel lah...

Chin GY leh...

Valentine's Day Heartbreak

Wah lau eh!?!

They say Valentine's Day is a day for boyfriend-girlfriend, hold hands happily but it is a sad day for people no boyfriend or no girlfriend.

Who say so? Even if you have a boyfriend or if you have a girlfriend, Valentine's Day can also be a sad day... Just like these three people in the video clip below... Sibeh jialat ah...

First of all, the girl in blue very cham because her boyfriend bluff her that he got overtime but then he go kia-kia with another girl on Valentine's day. When she saw him with another girl, she went to confront the boyfriend. Then she pek chek, kee siao and start to hantum the boyfriend.

Wah!!! The boyfriend quite ko lian... Just stand there like a hen-pecked gong hum, kena pushed, kena shoved and kena whoot by the angry (ex) girlfriend, never do anything. She so fierce, don't let him drink from plastic bottle, no wonder he want to break up with her lah... She don't know that baby drink the neh-neh also in plastic bottles meh?

Then again, I think the boyfriend also very kiap pah because he also never make a very clear decision... He act very 优柔寡断, ai-mai-ai-mai and the only words he can say to his (ex) girlfriend is, "I think I don't need to explain to you?"

Wah lau eh!?! Just tell the girl in blue, "I don't want you already; I want this ang tao mor girl because red-haired girls more happening and she let me drink the neh-neh from plastic bottles... Steady lah!!!"

Instead, for the whole clip, he just stand there like a goondu, never say anything to defend his new girlfriend or make any 行动, like one big gong hum char tau like that...

But I think the most 无辜 one is the red-haired girl because she keep on asking the guy, "Who is she?" Go out with a guy but did not know that he was dating another girl for two years already. Anyway, I also think she's the most zhai among the three of them because she just tell the guy to walk away... Steady lah!!!

What a happening Valentine's night at Somerset MRT Station...

R(A) Toy Store?

Wah lau eh!?!

One of my kawan-kawan say want to buy present for his nephew so he ask me to follow him to the shopping centre today.

When I walk past the "Barbie" section, guess what I see? Wah lau eh!?! This one macham "Spring Break Barbie" like that leh, lift up her bikiki and straight away let you see her neh neh poks...

I thought today is Sunday so maybe try my luck buy 4D but after see plastic Barbie show me her plastic neh neh, how to kena 4D like that?

Sibeh jialat ah...

Obama Uses BlockBerry So Should You!

Wah lau eh!?!

One of my Facebook kawan-kawan got post on his wall; when his telco contract finish already, what phone to buy? When he say all the different phones, I also blur lah...

But, when I saw this China advertisement, I think my friend, The Niz salah already lah... Why settle for any other phone? We should all use the phone that the 44th American President Barack Obama use... The BlockBerry!

BlockBerry sibeh tok kong one ok... Got WiFi, got 内建 GPS, Bluetooth and runs on Windows Mobile. Some more, it comes in many colours too!

Steady right? So what are you waiting for? Hosay!~

My Former Secondary School is a Porn Site

Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?!

My kawan-kawan say Junyuan Secondary School web site just kena upgraded, got many new things to see. So on Wednesday night, I happy-happy go click-click the URL www.junyuansec.net/ to take a walk down the memory lane lah...

But there is no memory lane there! Instead of seeing my 老学校 and all my 老师 (I call them lao shi but Inever say them lau char bor ok?), I saw many young chio bu all wear sexy clothes; some of them even never wear any clothes!

Wah lau eh!?! What happening sia? How come my former school web site become porn forum leh? Sibeh jialat ah... I always tell my kawan-kawans that that Junyuan Secondary is a good school, now kena like this so pai seh leh... I don't know how many people got see this site... Wah lau eh!?!

Lucky I never go and khong piah straight away; I go and check with AsiaOne Web Site and found out that the website kena hacked and replaced with a pornographic site. Heng ah... I thought my principal and teachers......

But one thing not so heng is that got one STOMPer called John very keen kah keen chew posted some of the screenshots of the porn site on STOMP liao...

Today I go and check again, everything is ok liao; even got photo of my 师妹 get the All-round Excellence Award... Hosay!~

But anyway, I now still a bit tu lan because I never expect them to correct the lapse so face; when I go in the site on Wednesday, I forgot to copy down the contact so now cannot see any more swee char bor... Wah lau eh!?! Chin GY leh...

Ah Tiong Void Deck Reunion Dinner Part 2

Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?!

If you got read my Ah Tiong Void Deck Reunion Dinner Part 1, you sure think: how come Tu Lan Ming will know what the Ah Tiong eat? Is it the Ah Tiong got invite Tu Lan Ming to eat or maybe Tu Lan Ming share-share his 香肠 with the 小龙女?

If you see the photo on the left then you will know what the Ah Tiongs had for their Void Deck Reunion Dinner lor...

I really pity the Ah Neh uncle who has to clear up the smelly mess these inconsiderate Ah Tiong made omorrow morning lor...

Once again must thank these 害群之马 Ah Tiong that make we all so tulan with the rest of the innocent Ah Tiong here in Singapore... 恭喜发财... Hosay!~

Ah Tiong Void Deck Reunion Dinner Part 1

Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?!

Last time the void deck is we all kawan-kawan meet up TCSS 的好地方... Now is also Ah Tiong makan Reunion Dinner venue.

Just see this three 好兄弟 (and I am not talking about Seth Rogen-Jay Chou bromance here) sitting around, poon leng and talking in their China accent after their sibeh ho jia home cooked Cheena meal.

From what I could see, they got fish, got soup, got crabs and lots of other bull...

Actually I am not anti-Ah Tiong or racist but if you look at Ah Tiong Void Deck Reunion Dinner Part 2, you will know why I am so tulan already... Wah lau eh!?!