Don't Get a Divorce... Get a Donut!

Wah lau eh!?!

I see this advertisement, I don't know want to laugh or cry... If all the relationship so easy kau tim then hosay liao lor! You watch the clip then you will know what I am talking about lah...

Donut Prince open only 23 hours in a day because they say they use the one hour to make donuts; I think they use the one hour to chou huei lah... I like the way the guy keep on soot bak at the camera like he want to do something naughty like that... Haha! Steady right?

So don't divorce... Get a donut or if you really very sian, can jio me go eat you char kway... Hosay!~

Lunch @ MacDonalds

Wah lau eh!?!

Today I do my dispatch until no time to eat. But then I remember this YANG girl got tell me what MacDonalds got lunch time offer - S$ 4.50 for a set meal so I try lor... Bo chee mm zai mah...

When I reached MacDonalds, wah lau eh!?! I saw this person standing there ordering I almost drop my motorcycle helmet ah!

So the counter staff, when they greet this customer, do they say, "Good afternoon Sir" or "Good afternoon Madam"? I really pity them leh... Pai tan lah...

On second thoughts, I think I better go outside hawker centre and find something to eat better... Hosay!~

Online Dating Site

Wah lau eh!?!

I know that nobody will ever fall in love with me one... All the nice girls are either married or lesbian so I bo pian lor, listen to my friend and then go and join online dating service. Today I received an e-mail from the Online Dating Service. See below...


I still think it's the dinosaur that give me the highest marks. What do you people think? Help me choose leh... My 终身幸福 is in your hands lah... Hosay!~

KL Girls are Good

Wah lau eh!?!

In the words of Namewee, KL eh char bor ho ho yeh... If you don't believe, please check out his latest MTV lah then you will know that KL girls or the girls that are in KL are very kau lat (够力) one!

So how? Who want to join me for a trip up to KL? I think next Friday is public holiday, must faster-faster take leave for Super Long Weekend lah... Hosay!~