If You Got Nothing Better to Do...

Wah lau eh!?!

If you got nothing better to do, maybe you want to join Singapore's famous blogger Xiaxue go around tasting food from choot miah (famous) stalls and compare it with neighbourhood stalls and see if they are really 名不虚传 or maybe they are just 浪子虚名 teo boh?

So what you think after watching the clip? Stating the obvious right? Hosay!~

TNB equals to......

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One of my favourite kawan-kawan Namewee from Muar, Malaysia, do Taiwan-style interview and rap on TNB - Malaysia electric company. The video clip is in Malay, Chinese, Hokkien and Cantonese - just nice most of my kawan can understand... Hosay!~

I Want to be a Road Sweeper Too!

Wah lau eh!?!

China got this 59-year-old road sweeper called Zhang Tiande every day drive big car to work. He so famous that China Daily got report about him.

Road sweeper also can afford to drive big car, like that I also resign my job as karung guni man and become road sweeper. Hosay!~

HP is Number One!

Wah lau eh!?!

The other day we all sit in the kopitiam drink kopi then got one of my kawan say Windows 7 come out already, ask what brand laptop is best?

Got some say Lenovo bagus, got others say Acer ho liao... some say that Dell most power.

Everybody say their own recommendation is the best until one of my kawan-kawan show us his HP notebook.

Wah!!!

My ang mor boss got say before, "a picture tells a thousand words..."

In the end, everybody agree that HP is Number One... Hosay!~

One Way to Instant Fame

Wah lau eh!?!

I don't know Miss Tracy "Sunshine" Ang (please see previous post); got some people say she camwhore, purposely hiao kah chng let people take photo of zao geng. Also got some people say that she is very professional girl and maybe she is too 投入 that she forgot herself.

I was browsing the Intetnet and then I read about this Japanese singer, Asuka who er... Just see the photo below and you know what I mean already.

She very steady right? Skirt go up, her popularity (and other things that I will not mention) will also shoot up. Hosay!~

Desperately Seeking Husband

Wah lau eh!?!

You people don't read the title then think I am gay or I am desperate lah... I am talking about this girl "advertising" herself on a wooden bridge last Wednesday in Kaifeng, China.

Before you buy plane ticket from Jetstar (now got offer... if you don't believe, can check with Joanne Peh) and fly to Kaifeng, China, please check if you can pass her two conditions first; not everybody can try one. You think what!?!

Miss Jin Xing, 22, who is originally from Henan, got set two conditions: the guy must be below 50 years old and must have at least RMB6 mil (S$ 1.22 mil). If your bank account pah pah maybe can try or else better balek kampong.

Wearing a pink see-through costume, she displayed a banner bearing these words: 钓情郎 (fishing for lover) in front of her.

She still steady-steady put her hand phone number on the banner to make it easier for her prospective husband. She was accompanied by another woman dressed like a servant in the old imperial era; her face away from the camera so cannot tell if she chio or not.

Jin Xing say, "Age is not very important ... If he is rich but old, I will still consider..." gong lai gong kee is about money. For more information, please read full article on AsiaOne web site... Hosay!~

Interesting Signs

Wah lau eh!?!

I thought my English very jia lat but looking at these signs, I think I not that jia lat lah... Hosay!~

Ris Low's Dictionary

Wah lau eh!?!

Former Miss World, Ris Low, is in the spot light again. This time she is the guest on Shan and Ross Show.

I don't know want to laugh or cry after watching this clip on YouTube... So obvious they are making fun of her but she like enjoy the attention lor. But anyway, must really thank Ris because she made my day so happy and bright. Boomz!

Hosay!~

Over-excited Father

Wah lau eh!?!

Wife pregnant so nine months no action tak boleh tahan, see cute nurse then try luck lor... Who knows right? Maybe will get lucky?

I think his wife also too crazy in love with his man, can still defend him say he drunk. Wah lau eh!?! Touch nurse neck then grab her breasts... This guy really bo hosay... Sibeh jia lat...

Family Photo

Wah lau eh!?!

I know ang mor like to take photo... A lot of my ang mor friends, everywhere they go, also bring camera. But this time really cannot make it lah...

Go to funeral, take photo with dead relative... Like that also can meh? Sibeh jialat leh...

Super Import Nights Wardrobe Malfunction

Wah lau eh!?!

Janet Jackson kena wardrobe malfunction during Super Bowl halftime show in 2009; five years later, at Super Import Nights, Singapore's "Sunshine" Tracy Ang also kena wardrobe malfunction. According to The New Paper, "her ultra-short dress made her reveal more than she intended".

The paper also added that "within hours, pictures of Miss Ang's accidental exposure were all over several popular online forums, including citizen journalism site Stomp."

Don't say I bueh hiao chor lang... I've uploaded her infamous Stomp photographs so that all of you can see.

Actually my kawan-kawan and I also got go to Super Import Nights but never notice Tracy leh... Maybe our bak chew kor teo stamp or she not our cup of tea lah...

After reading the article, then I know that Tracy was supposed to meet a friend at the car show, but her friend was over an hour late. So Tracy was not one of the scheduled models at Super Import Nights.

In her interview with The New Paper, Tracy said that "as a professional model, she knew how to pose even without much direction from photographers." In Chinese they say, 帮人帮到底、送佛送到西 so here are some of her modeling photographs.

Don't say I Tu Lan Ming got good things never share ok? Hosay!