Ris Low In the Lime Light Again

Wah lau eh!?!

Ris Low teo cheng again; this time more jia lat than last time because now is not she cannot talk properly but because she cheat credit card money.

According to My Paper, "Recently crowned Miss Singapore World Ris Low, 19, had earlier been found guilty of credit-card fraud" and "was convicted of five charges of misappropriation, cheating using illegally obtained credit cards, and impersonating their users' identities".

Siao liao lor... Ho ho lang mai cho... Up to now don't know if she will kena disqualified or not.

But anyway, for more information, please refer to AsiaOne website or get tomorrow issue of My Paper.

Black Eye Peas also know Ris Low

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I didn't know that Ris Low so famous, even the Black Eye Peas also know her and get her to star in their latest MTV!?!

You know got how many people want to star in Black Eye Peas MTV but got no chance? Go for audition must also line up overnight and the queue all the way from Bedok to Jurong ah! Sibeh ho liao... Anyway, please watch the video and enjoy her 5-minutes of fame... Hosay!

Upgrade Messenger or else... BBBEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!!!

Wah lau eh!?!

I huat sio for so many days, today I first day go back to office, thought maybe can jia chua a bit in the morning MSN my peng yiu and then afternoon when I go out for dispatch can jio them to la kopi... Sekali I see this message say die die MUST upgrade to latest version or else cannot MSN anymore... How come!?!

Don't say I tua tulan, even the ang mor also tulan... Everybody also tulan... Just look at MSN Blog and you will understand what I mean! So if you also tulan, then follow me... I also go inside and add my tulan comments...

Hosay!

Lettter from Mother

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This letter from Mom to Jagjit is really steady lor... So I think must share with all of you... Anyway, don't think that I am against Indians; just so happen that got so many Indian jokes come in at the same time.

My dear Jagjit,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We are not living where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles away from our present home.

I am not able to send the address, as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet. But I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way, I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece we should remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love,
Mom.

P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

So how? After you read the letter got peng san or not? Hosay!

All Food Come from India

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The other day I go lau kah meet Uncle Pillay and he tell me that all food come from India. I don't believe him so he gave me this link... Hard to believe lor... Uncle Pillay luk chit chup hueh liao still Internet leh... Sibeh hosay ah!

That aunty say until got a lot of logic like that so next time you want to eat pizza, just go eat thosai... If you want to eat salsa, just order papadum.

Hosay!

Topless Car Wash

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Everybody is talking about the topless car wash... Chio bu bo cheng shah sueh chia (topless girls washing car). This is what you should expect lor..

You think what? Really got so good thing in Singapore ah? Wait long long lah... Haha!

Hosay!

COMEX 2009

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COMEX 2009 got more people go leh... Like they say in Chinese, "人山人海". I thought Singapore recession, everybody bo kang cho, then how come so many people come to COMEX? Got a lot of money to buy things meh?

Every year I go do dispatch or visit IT show I never take photograph... This year, I decide to take one for 纪念... See this one with the "Hi! Club" Mascot? Cute right? Anyway, coming back to the 人山人海 case ah, I see got so many people now aware of IT. Even the Ah Peh always hang around Chinatown ghor kah kee (five-foot-way) also come to check IT out (really depends what the IT refers to lah... Hosay!)

But I think most people come for this. Sorry ah... My 神雕峡铝 starting soon already... Later then blog some more... Hosay!

Save Money Also Not Like That...

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Save money also not like that save mah... You see this auntie... I think maybe because she want to save some money so she don't use standard bikini bottom but wear her panties. Actually everything is ok one until she take off her skirt. You see the slide show you will know lor...

Sibeh jia lat right? Some more she still walk here, walk there let everybody see see, not pai seh meh? Anyway, not my problem so just let you guys enjoy the slide show ok? Hosay lah!

Lucky My Tutor Not Like This One...

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I just read STOMP! Website and then got this report say that Tutor scold the student and say she is a b@#ch. Not that I take sides lah but sometimes this kind of thing very hard to say one... Maybe the tutor is correct or maybe the student is correct. I know that sometimes tutors also human and then teach the student until thor hueh (vomit blood) tu lan teo lai siong (internal injuries). Then again sometimes the tutor boh licence, boh experience only want the money anyhow teach and got no patiences

I think I very heng ah... My tutor not like this lor... Anyway, the tutor call me b@#ch also bueh gum because I also not girl mah... My tutor is the best lor... Leng koh swee and she speak very good English. If you forget, please refer to this post.

Hosay!

Miss Singapore-World 2009 English Sibeh Jia Lat...

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I know this one already old news liao but everybody talking about it, I think got at least half of Singapore, JB and Batam already know our 2009 Miss Singapore-World. Like they say in Mandarin: 家喻户晓, you know? Like that sibeh hosay lah!

But too bad lor... People know her is not for good reason but for bad publicity... No lah, don't anyhow thing lah... She not Miss Russia, never take photo for Playboy but her ang mor sibeh jia lat leh... More jia lat than me - how come!?!

Very sayang hor? Ris Low chio is chio but when she open her mouth... Wah lau eh!?! People don't know ah, think she from Fu Cking University one... Sibeh jia lat leh...


口说无凭... Don't say I chwee gong l@m p@h song... Just watch this video (got subtitles some more) and you will understand what I mean?


For me, got excuse mah... I am just dispatch rider not Mr Singapore or Mr Ed; I never represent Singapore so you cannot say my English no good or I pronounce not very 标准 teo boh?

I think better she go tuition... I can introduce my tuition teacher to her. Hosay!

PC must Upgrade to Vista - So How?

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This type of advertisement I like man... Speak my language and so simple to understand. After I watch it I understand why Whangster always use Apple and don't want to use PC lor...

... because Whangster scared to go for operation. How come!?!

Who Got See Getai?

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I remember last time I stay in Bedok that time Getai is just song and dance but now Getai performers everything also do, even stripping. Hosay liao lor...

Getai or stage performances held during the Chinese Seventh month are held to entertain ho hiah dee or the ghosts and spirits believed to wander the world of the living during this month. But actuall is for real people to see one.

Every year got Getai performers wear suggestive or revealing costumes but this year really win already because some Getai performers even stripped as they sing song, ending their last song of the night wearing only their underwear. Steady lah!

So who got go Getai... Mai bo jio ok?

Whole story from AsiaOne can be found here.