Now I Know How My Office Photocopier Spoil

Wah lau eh!?!

My office the photocopier always rosak one. My manager kao peh kao bu say every time ask Fuji Xerox come down and repair need money because we never sign contract with them. Of course I am the first person he blame because I am dispatch mah so maybe he think that I am "IT 白吃". What to do? Then I read a thread from CH about installing spy camera so over the weekend we saw...


... Hosay! Now I know why my colleague everytime MC when my photocopier breakdown.

What Job Better?

Wah lau eh!?!

Sibeh jialat ah... Now hang cheng very bad... Everywhere also retrenchment exercise or else boss with come out some pattern to say this, say that - give you chance to "automatic" resign. But resign liao do what job? What job better?

Many people say go into property market good. Why leh? Because property will always appreciate one... You got hear people buy HDB flat today, ten years later lose money one? Don't have right? That's why... Property business is the best place to be.

Hang cheng good, hang cheng bad - people also need a place to stay. When economy is good, people will upgrade (buy bigger home); when economy is bad, people will downgrade (buy smaller home). So whether is good economy or bad economy = make money to property agent. So if become property agent then hosay liao!

Before you all happy chio pee pee decide to join any property agency, don't say TuLanMing never give you tips ok!?! From my S2 Report, ERA got one new chio bu agent...

这样有实力、有分量的 Lynn Poh - how to fight?

Wah lau eh!?! Lynn Poh leh... If you think you this kind of kah siao can fight with her then you go join property line lor... And, if you do meet Lynn Poh, then please tell her that "我是她的偶像！" Oops! I mean "她是我的偶像！" Sorry ah... Type too fast liao...

Like This Also Can Ah?

Wah lau eh!?!

I was surfing Internet then I saw this article about this Ang Mor char bor taking naughty photos in temple, suppose to be Kek Lok Si 极乐寺 in Penang (Malaysia).

I am not Buddhist but I think holy place must be respected lor... How can do this kind of things there? My friends who are Buddhists and Taoists tell me that all idols must be respected one lor so cannot anyhow teng san teng khor in front of them... Maybe Ang Mor don't know or just bo chap...

The original story can be found on SPH's Omy.sg Website.

Ping Pong Everywhere!?!

Wah lau eh!?!

I today MC - go lau kah to see doctor so I decided to walk - less pollution mah; don't everytime use kup chai, must save the planet right? Everywhere I go, I see little ghee nah holding on to table-tennis bats. Just downstairs at my void deck got these two ghee nah using the letterbox like a net and playing "void deck" tennis with a ping pong ball.

Then I cross the road got another group of ghee nah using the round "chess" table to play ping pong. Wah lau eh!?! Like that also can ah?

I arrived at the doctor's and as I was waiting for my turn I heard this little ghee nah tell his mother that he MUST get well because he want to be a ping pong player when he grows up.

Then after I see doctor, take my medicine and walk back home, I see another group of ghee nah use their slippers to make a line across the void deck and then... You guess it... Play Ping Pong...

Wah lau eh!?! Ping pong... Ping pong... Really so popular sport meh?

Why My Brother So Kan Cheong Go Home

Wah lau eh!?!

The other night I go out with my brother kwee neng kee (open two bottles)... Sekali he see his watch then kan cheong kan cheong say he need to go home. Now I know why my brother rush home that night...

Chin GY leh...

Thank you for Coming + Movie Review

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First of all must thank all the CH members for coming down for the Fast & Furious 4 movie outing. For all of you who never get Sista LindaYZT's autograph...

JUST TOO BAD!!!

Who call you all ban ban too people is famous Special Guest Star leh... You think City Gas ah? :P

Anyway, thanks again for Brother TerryLMT for being the first guy to come... Sorry hor... No prizes ok? You want prizes, you can claim from Sista LindaYZT... ^_^

Anyway, Brother TerryLMT very the romantic one... Bring his wife to the food court downstairs makan, then after makan, bring her go upstairs jalan-jalan... See the stuff toys in Action City and then hang kai a bit... Tired liao, go back downstairs for dessert (but in the end never buy dessert because he very health-conscious) Hosay!

Also special thanks to Brother jaRv1s who make his first appearance for CH meet up. He very sporting one (and for all the mei-mei who are reading AoTLM) he also very yan tao one... Of course not as yan tao as TLM lah... Hosay!

A bit disappointing is that Brother Hell4lif bring the two guests... They are nice but they are NOT chio bu... Haiz... :( But anyway, thanks for coming to join our CH movie outing... Again... No prizes, you want prizes, you can look for MissyLim, she will give you free poke :)

Of course, not forgetting Brother SamChen who look very cool as usual - thanks for taking revenge for me and stealing Brother Hell4lif's popcorn. Double Hosay!

Last but not least must thanks our Special Guest Star and her boyfriend, the lovely Sista LindaYZT - because of her we got out tickets at very special (weekday) price of S$6.00 only... Cheap tickets but good seats and MORE IMPORTANTLY... Good Company... YOu tell me: Where to find man!?! Triple Hosay!

Ok... Now is for the movie review...

The movie is something like 2Fast2Furious where the drivers have to transport illegal stuff for the boss. It's like playing Need for Speed game where the fastest drivers get selected to become the transporter. Then it's the usual ho lang + pai lang thing lah...

Starting part very kan cheong... like James Bond like that - Hosay!

The starting part when Vin Diesel go and steal petrol very stylo-milo man... See him and his gang choot pattern is very shiok ah! But because this scene is set in Mexico so you won't get to see Honda Civic EG or EK or even a Mitsubishi CZ4A... All you get to see is American Muscle Cars... :(

I think that the story is good lah but too much Ang Mor talking so I will wait for Sista LindaYZT to translate for me then maybe I will understand better. The chase scene is quite nice but nothing we can relate to because other than three or four jepun chai, the rest all alien to most of us. So other than the first few minutes intro sequence very song, the rest of the show is Ang Mor showcase lah... We all te-iong chia where got play Dodge Charger, Ford Mustang and Ford Gran Torino one?

Anyway, just in case you are wondering if I am talk ge leng wei, I better post these pictures or you all catch no ball then jia lat liao loh...

The phai lang Fenix Rise (Laz Alonso) was driving a 1972 Ford Gran Torino

In the show, Letty (Michelle Rodriguez) drives a 1970 Plymouth Road Runner

One of the cars Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) drive is this 1973 F-Bomb Camaro

The 1970 Dodge Charge is Vin Diesel's 烈火战车... Steady lah!

Brother SamChen see WRX STi appear liao very sexcited... I wonder why ah!?!

Fast and Furious Movie Outing

Wah lau eh!?!

Fourth installment of Fast and Furious liao loh... We can get tickets for very special (weekday) price of S$6.00 only. Hosay!

All brothers and sisters who want to watch please register with me as soon as possible (also let me know if you are asking your kaki along) so that I can get the tickets beforehand - we all can sit together (but I get to sit next to LindaYZT 妹妹) Hosay!

I will update more details on this blog until Club Hyundai Forum is online again. Steady lah ok?

Who want to watch? Got hong chia (or te-iong chia), got chio bu... Sure power one!

Outing Details
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Date: 15 April 2009 (Wednesday)
Time: TBD (Evening after work)
Venue: Cathay Cinema (to enjoy S$6.00 tickets)

Orh-kwee-niser: Tulanming

Special Guest Star: LindaYZT
(cannot post her photo in this blog because my server will jam due to many-many traffic)

Participants
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(In ABC order)
1. Hell4lif (and 2 guests - hope they are chio bu)
2. jaRv1s
3. SamChen
4. TerryLMT (and wife)

Club Hyundai Forum Down

Wah lau eh!?!

I so many days never log in to Club Hyundai then LindaYZT 妹妹 just now message me say it is down. Sadness man... Cannot read postings by Thexder 叔叔 and Jasmine 婶婶 - wonder how are they liao.

Screen shot of error message

CH Forum down liao... How to get most update news about all our brothers and sisters? The other night heard got Police raid... Wonder if Brother Foxbat1978 kena caught by anti-vice?

Sibeh jia lat...