Wah lau eh!?!
Cameras last time very expensive... you buy one good camera, two months must jia chow. If you buy chup parang camera, then your photos also chup parang standard - see already can vomit.
Even when cameras (good or not so good) become cheaper, developing photographs are still expensive and take a few days for it to be ready. Also, you must make sure you use up all the film then bueh loo gee. Last time my best skill is I can squeeze 40 shots into a 36-shot film - steady boh? But as I was saying... Example: today I take photo of chio bu, I must wait until all the 36 shots finish then take go develop. Sometimes, by that time, the chio bu already become people's lau bu already.
What is worse is if we (guys) go around bring camera, people will say we are chiko peh. For me really bo pian because I go to site, need to take photo of accident vehicles and surrounding conditions and my tow kay very the hao lian one... people use normal camera, he make us use SLR. He say like that look more professional... Anyway, our charges to customers also very "professional" lah... Haha!
But now hor... times have changed... Cameras - all very cheap and no need to develop one... all digital one... You like the photo, you save... See the photo bueh song, just press the "DEL" button.
Nowadays even more happening ah!?! Handphones all come with camera liao! Oops! I forgot... they are called "Camera Phones" but what latest technology never develop for many people is common sense.
Just look at these photographs and then you will know what I mean.
Cameras last time very expensive... you buy one good camera, two months must jia chow. If you buy chup parang camera, then your photos also chup parang standard - see already can vomit.
Even when cameras (good or not so good) become cheaper, developing photographs are still expensive and take a few days for it to be ready. Also, you must make sure you use up all the film then bueh loo gee. Last time my best skill is I can squeeze 40 shots into a 36-shot film - steady boh? But as I was saying... Example: today I take photo of chio bu, I must wait until all the 36 shots finish then take go develop. Sometimes, by that time, the chio bu already become people's lau bu already.
What is worse is if we (guys) go around bring camera, people will say we are chiko peh. For me really bo pian because I go to site, need to take photo of accident vehicles and surrounding conditions and my tow kay very the hao lian one... people use normal camera, he make us use SLR. He say like that look more professional... Anyway, our charges to customers also very "professional" lah... Haha!
But now hor... times have changed... Cameras - all very cheap and no need to develop one... all digital one... You like the photo, you save... See the photo bueh song, just press the "DEL" button.
Nowadays even more happening ah!?! Handphones all come with camera liao! Oops! I forgot... they are called "Camera Phones" but what latest technology never develop for many people is common sense.
Just look at these photographs and then you will know what I mean.
Itchy bo pian must scratch or else will get worse
Uncle John and Aunt Mary have been married for many years...Wah lau eh!?! Who are those two chow ah kwah?
Here's Peter and Jane at their wedding...don't forget the naked bah chai in the background
Oops! Dog stomachache... Must pang sai immediately
Oops! Dog horny... Must @#$% the neighbor's bitch immediatelySome photographers very steady poon pee pee... timing si beh choon, no need technology to develop them but they can still capture the "Kodak" magic moment... Hosay!
"You reject me nevermind... I tau lim your dau hway chwee!"
Wah lau eh!?! Ah Boi ah... lu cho si mi?
Wah lau eh!?! Si beh tua liap ah... Scooby Dooby Dooo!
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