Super Mario Nails

Wah lau eh!?!

I don't know which is scarier lor... The girl's hands or the Super Mario nails? You decide for yourself...

If your girlfriend had nails like this, what would you do? Give her a mushroom or call Uncle Luigi for help? Haha!

What Computer to Buy to Bluff Children?

Wah lau eh!?!

Just saw this on the Internet... Can buy this to pian gee nah (bluff children) or if your girlfriend like Hello Kitty then this is a must-have item lor...

Actually this is a working model developed by a Korean company called Moneual, don't believe me can check out their web site. Hosay!~

If You Got Nothing Better to Do...

Wah lau eh!?!

If you got nothing better to do, maybe you want to join Singapore's famous blogger Xiaxue go around tasting food from choot miah (famous) stalls and compare it with neighbourhood stalls and see if they are really 名不虚传 or maybe they are just 浪子虚名 teo boh?

So what you think after watching the clip? Stating the obvious right? Hosay!~

TNB equals to......

Wah lau eh!?!

One of my favourite kawan-kawan Namewee from Muar, Malaysia, do Taiwan-style interview and rap on TNB - Malaysia electric company. The video clip is in Malay, Chinese, Hokkien and Cantonese - just nice most of my kawan can understand... Hosay!~

I Want to be a Road Sweeper Too!

Wah lau eh!?!

China got this 59-year-old road sweeper called Zhang Tiande every day drive big car to work. He so famous that China Daily got report about him.

Road sweeper also can afford to drive big car, like that I also resign my job as karung guni man and become road sweeper. Hosay!~

HP is Number One!

Wah lau eh!?!

The other day we all sit in the kopitiam drink kopi then got one of my kawan say Windows 7 come out already, ask what brand laptop is best?

Got some say Lenovo bagus, got others say Acer ho liao... some say that Dell most power.

Everybody say their own recommendation is the best until one of my kawan-kawan show us his HP notebook.

Wah!!!

My ang mor boss got say before, "a picture tells a thousand words..."

In the end, everybody agree that HP is Number One... Hosay!~

One Way to Instant Fame

Wah lau eh!?!

I don't know Miss Tracy "Sunshine" Ang (please see previous post); got some people say she camwhore, purposely hiao kah chng let people take photo of zao geng. Also got some people say that she is very professional girl and maybe she is too 投入 that she forgot herself.

I was browsing the Intetnet and then I read about this Japanese singer, Asuka who er... Just see the photo below and you know what I mean already.

She very steady right? Skirt go up, her popularity (and other things that I will not mention) will also shoot up. Hosay!~

Desperately Seeking Husband

Wah lau eh!?!

You people don't read the title then think I am gay or I am desperate lah... I am talking about this girl "advertising" herself on a wooden bridge last Wednesday in Kaifeng, China.

Before you buy plane ticket from Jetstar (now got offer... if you don't believe, can check with Joanne Peh) and fly to Kaifeng, China, please check if you can pass her two conditions first; not everybody can try one. You think what!?!

Miss Jin Xing, 22, who is originally from Henan, got set two conditions: the guy must be below 50 years old and must have at least RMB6 mil (S$ 1.22 mil). If your bank account pah pah maybe can try or else better balek kampong.

Wearing a pink see-through costume, she displayed a banner bearing these words: 钓情郎 (fishing for lover) in front of her.

She still steady-steady put her hand phone number on the banner to make it easier for her prospective husband. She was accompanied by another woman dressed like a servant in the old imperial era; her face away from the camera so cannot tell if she chio or not.

Jin Xing say, "Age is not very important ... If he is rich but old, I will still consider..." gong lai gong kee is about money. For more information, please read full article on AsiaOne web site... Hosay!~

Interesting Signs

Wah lau eh!?!

I thought my English very jia lat but looking at these signs, I think I not that jia lat lah... Hosay!~

Ris Low's Dictionary

Wah lau eh!?!

Former Miss World, Ris Low, is in the spot light again. This time she is the guest on Shan and Ross Show.

I don't know want to laugh or cry after watching this clip on YouTube... So obvious they are making fun of her but she like enjoy the attention lor. But anyway, must really thank Ris because she made my day so happy and bright. Boomz!

Hosay!~

Over-excited Father

Wah lau eh!?!

Wife pregnant so nine months no action tak boleh tahan, see cute nurse then try luck lor... Who knows right? Maybe will get lucky?

I think his wife also too crazy in love with his man, can still defend him say he drunk. Wah lau eh!?! Touch nurse neck then grab her breasts... This guy really bo hosay... Sibeh jia lat...

Family Photo

Wah lau eh!?!

I know ang mor like to take photo... A lot of my ang mor friends, everywhere they go, also bring camera. But this time really cannot make it lah...

Go to funeral, take photo with dead relative... Like that also can meh? Sibeh jialat leh...

Super Import Nights Wardrobe Malfunction

Wah lau eh!?!

Janet Jackson kena wardrobe malfunction during Super Bowl halftime show in 2009; five years later, at Super Import Nights, Singapore's "Sunshine" Tracy Ang also kena wardrobe malfunction. According to The New Paper, "her ultra-short dress made her reveal more than she intended".

The paper also added that "within hours, pictures of Miss Ang's accidental exposure were all over several popular online forums, including citizen journalism site Stomp."

Don't say I bueh hiao chor lang... I've uploaded her infamous Stomp photographs so that all of you can see.

Actually my kawan-kawan and I also got go to Super Import Nights but never notice Tracy leh... Maybe our bak chew kor teo stamp or she not our cup of tea lah...

After reading the article, then I know that Tracy was supposed to meet a friend at the car show, but her friend was over an hour late. So Tracy was not one of the scheduled models at Super Import Nights.

In her interview with The New Paper, Tracy said that "as a professional model, she knew how to pose even without much direction from photographers." In Chinese they say, 帮人帮到底、送佛送到西 so here are some of her modeling photographs.

Don't say I Tu Lan Ming got good things never share ok? Hosay!

Ris Low In the Lime Light Again

Wah lau eh!?!

Ris Low teo cheng again; this time more jia lat than last time because now is not she cannot talk properly but because she cheat credit card money.

According to My Paper, "Recently crowned Miss Singapore World Ris Low, 19, had earlier been found guilty of credit-card fraud" and "was convicted of five charges of misappropriation, cheating using illegally obtained credit cards, and impersonating their users' identities".

Siao liao lor... Ho ho lang mai cho... Up to now don't know if she will kena disqualified or not.

But anyway, for more information, please refer to AsiaOne website or get tomorrow issue of My Paper.

Black Eye Peas also know Ris Low

Wah lau eh!?!

I didn't know that Ris Low so famous, even the Black Eye Peas also know her and get her to star in their latest MTV!?!

You know got how many people want to star in Black Eye Peas MTV but got no chance? Go for audition must also line up overnight and the queue all the way from Bedok to Jurong ah! Sibeh ho liao... Anyway, please watch the video and enjoy her 5-minutes of fame... Hosay!

Upgrade Messenger or else... BBBEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!!!

Wah lau eh!?!

I huat sio for so many days, today I first day go back to office, thought maybe can jia chua a bit in the morning MSN my peng yiu and then afternoon when I go out for dispatch can jio them to la kopi... Sekali I see this message say die die MUST upgrade to latest version or else cannot MSN anymore... How come!?!

Don't say I tua tulan, even the ang mor also tulan... Everybody also tulan... Just look at MSN Blog and you will understand what I mean! So if you also tulan, then follow me... I also go inside and add my tulan comments...

Hosay!

Lettter from Mother

Wah lau eh!?!

This letter from Mom to Jagjit is really steady lor... So I think must share with all of you... Anyway, don't think that I am against Indians; just so happen that got so many Indian jokes come in at the same time.

My dear Jagjit,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We are not living where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles away from our present home.

I am not able to send the address, as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet. But I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way, I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece we should remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love,
Mom.

P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

So how? After you read the letter got peng san or not? Hosay!

All Food Come from India

Wah lau eh!?!

The other day I go lau kah meet Uncle Pillay and he tell me that all food come from India. I don't believe him so he gave me this link... Hard to believe lor... Uncle Pillay luk chit chup hueh liao still Internet leh... Sibeh hosay ah!

That aunty say until got a lot of logic like that so next time you want to eat pizza, just go eat thosai... If you want to eat salsa, just order papadum.

Hosay!

Topless Car Wash

Wah lau eh!?!

Everybody is talking about the topless car wash... Chio bu bo cheng shah sueh chia (topless girls washing car). This is what you should expect lor..

You think what? Really got so good thing in Singapore ah? Wait long long lah... Haha!

Hosay!

COMEX 2009

Wah lau eh!?!

COMEX 2009 got more people go leh... Like they say in Chinese, "人山人海". I thought Singapore recession, everybody bo kang cho, then how come so many people come to COMEX? Got a lot of money to buy things meh?

Every year I go do dispatch or visit IT show I never take photograph... This year, I decide to take one for 纪念... See this one with the "Hi! Club" Mascot? Cute right? Anyway, coming back to the 人山人海 case ah, I see got so many people now aware of IT. Even the Ah Peh always hang around Chinatown ghor kah kee (five-foot-way) also come to check IT out (really depends what the IT refers to lah... Hosay!)

But I think most people come for this. Sorry ah... My 神雕峡铝 starting soon already... Later then blog some more... Hosay!

Save Money Also Not Like That...

Wah lau eh!?!

Save money also not like that save mah... You see this auntie... I think maybe because she want to save some money so she don't use standard bikini bottom but wear her panties. Actually everything is ok one until she take off her skirt. You see the slide show you will know lor...

Sibeh jia lat right? Some more she still walk here, walk there let everybody see see, not pai seh meh? Anyway, not my problem so just let you guys enjoy the slide show ok? Hosay lah!

Lucky My Tutor Not Like This One...

Wah lau eh!?!

I just read STOMP! Website and then got this report say that Tutor scold the student and say she is a b@#ch. Not that I take sides lah but sometimes this kind of thing very hard to say one... Maybe the tutor is correct or maybe the student is correct. I know that sometimes tutors also human and then teach the student until thor hueh (vomit blood) tu lan teo lai siong (internal injuries). Then again sometimes the tutor boh licence, boh experience only want the money anyhow teach and got no patiences

I think I very heng ah... My tutor not like this lor... Anyway, the tutor call me b@#ch also bueh gum because I also not girl mah... My tutor is the best lor... Leng koh swee and she speak very good English. If you forget, please refer to this post.

Hosay!

Miss Singapore-World 2009 English Sibeh Jia Lat...

Wah lau eh!?!

I know this one already old news liao but everybody talking about it, I think got at least half of Singapore, JB and Batam already know our 2009 Miss Singapore-World. Like they say in Mandarin: 家喻户晓, you know? Like that sibeh hosay lah!

But too bad lor... People know her is not for good reason but for bad publicity... No lah, don't anyhow thing lah... She not Miss Russia, never take photo for Playboy but her ang mor sibeh jia lat leh... More jia lat than me - how come!?!

Very sayang hor? Ris Low chio is chio but when she open her mouth... Wah lau eh!?! People don't know ah, think she from Fu Cking University one... Sibeh jia lat leh...


口说无凭... Don't say I chwee gong l@m p@h song... Just watch this video (got subtitles some more) and you will understand what I mean?


For me, got excuse mah... I am just dispatch rider not Mr Singapore or Mr Ed; I never represent Singapore so you cannot say my English no good or I pronounce not very 标准 teo boh?

I think better she go tuition... I can introduce my tuition teacher to her. Hosay!

PC must Upgrade to Vista - So How?

Wah lau eh!?!

This type of advertisement I like man... Speak my language and so simple to understand. After I watch it I understand why Whangster always use Apple and don't want to use PC lor...

... because Whangster scared to go for operation. How come!?!

Who Got See Getai?

Wah lau eh!?!

I remember last time I stay in Bedok that time Getai is just song and dance but now Getai performers everything also do, even stripping. Hosay liao lor...

Getai or stage performances held during the Chinese Seventh month are held to entertain ho hiah dee or the ghosts and spirits believed to wander the world of the living during this month. But actuall is for real people to see one.

Every year got Getai performers wear suggestive or revealing costumes but this year really win already because some Getai performers even stripped as they sing song, ending their last song of the night wearing only their underwear. Steady lah!

So who got go Getai... Mai bo jio ok?

Whole story from AsiaOne can be found here.

Don't Make Girl Lexus Driver Tu Lan - Identities Revealed

Wah lau eh!?!

Lianhe Wanbao got report that the man who was caught on video being hit my a woman repeatedly without retaliating is a director of a local property firm. The man is a successful 41-year-old who manages more than 100 property agents at his firm.

Give his "abusive girlfriend" of two years hantum in public sibeh xia sueh lor... Anyway, his problem not mine lor... He happy can liao... Hehehe... Hosay!

Whole story from AsiaOne can be found here.

Don't Make Girl Lexus Driver Tu Lan

Wah lau eh!?!

My kawan-kawan always say don't make girls tulan... Last time I thought they all no standard but now I know why... After you watch this video clip, you also know the meaning of 五毒夫人心... The girl keep hitting the guy's lam pah, how he have babies next time? Siao liao lah...

For more clips, please click here...

Girls' Generation

Wah lau eh!?!

Last time got Wonder Bra... Oops! I mean Wonder Girls from South Korea, now got this one called Girls Generation. But their fans call them SNSD which is the the acronym of the group’s Korean name So Nyeo Shi Dae (please don't ask me what it means - Haha!)

Members include Hyoyeon, Jessica, Seohyun, Sooyoung,
Sunny, Taeyeon (leader),Tiffany, Yoona, and Yuri

Don't say I never kai xiao ok? Anyway, I also add their MTV below for you all to enjoy. Wah lau eh!?! Got cute pinky scooter in the MTV some more... Hosay!

Stock Market Unstable

Wah lau eh!?!

I am not stock market expert lah but many of my kakis tell me that market is very bad and can expect prices to fall further. China so power also kena... Just look at latest Shanghai stock market index below and you will understand... Hang cheng sibeh jia lat leh...

Wah eh!?! I upload wrong photo ah? Haha! Anyway, I not anyhow talk cock one... Real story about stock market is here.

How Come!?!

Wah lau eh!?!

The other day, I got see this chio bu making phone call so I thought I test-test my new Sony Ericsson mobile phone and take her photo.

Wa sei! Making phone call also got style

Later I went to shopping centre to lah liang, I saw her again. This time she was looking at some clothes. She not looking then I take another photograph of her.

Heng ah... She never look in my direction or else I cham liao...

Just then my boss call me on my new Sony Ericsson mobile phone to go back to the office. Lucky the phone right, the chio bu never look in my direction or else I jia lat liao... So I thought I better go toilet first before I go back office. Then I saw her again...

Wah lau eh!?! How come "she" also in the toilet?

Chin GY leh...

Wonder Girls H1N1 Song

Wah lau eh!?!

Now then I know Wonder Girls so famous... They also got song for H1N1 (with a little help from Mr Brown and friends) to remind us to wash our hands, not only our body... Our body... Our body... Hosay!

I think all the gee nah in the school should learn how to sing the song. Maybe after National Day, make them sing after National Anthem and Pledge-taking so that all of them remember to wash their hands after they orh pee sai, pang sai or pang jio.

Personal hygiene is very important one you know; if you are lah sup kia, then very easy to get sick. And also, nobody... nobody but (maybe) you will like a lah sup kia for a friend.

For guys, I think they don't mind hum sup but lah sup... Sorry hor... Anyway, enjoy the MTV ok?

Hosay!

Live Show @ Woodlands Blk 682D

Wah lau eh!?!

Just read on STOMP that Woodlands also quite happening... The STOMPer say he is the girl's schoolmate and then he very disgusted... Must be he 吃不到葡萄、说葡萄酸 jia chor then talk nonsense one! Anyway, must also thank him for all the happening photographs. This guy take photo even though his handphone battery almost die, must really salute hiim leh... Hosay!

Girl to guy: "Put your head on my shoulders..."

Squeeze-squeeze a bit... So nice...

Guy to girl: "Can I see what I am squeezing?"

Anyway, thanks to his "tips" I will make sure I check out the place next time I go dispatch in that area. Maybe I got chance to see "live" show myself.

Hosay!

Posted STOMP on 05 Aug, 2009 10:40

Malaysian School Girls' Toilet

Wah lau eh!?!

If you are in Malaysia and you think your class very bo liao, what do you do? Go toilet take photo lah... What else?

Can you see? It's us in the mirror! Duh...

Mirror, mirror on the wall... Who's the fairest of them all?

We chwee too too also look cute...

Change pose leh...

Maybe I take from this angle, your eyes look bigger...

School girl checking the broom and dust pan

So who want to go study in Malaysia?

Hosay!

Hong Kong Book Fair

Wah lau eh!?!

My friend just come back from Hong Kong and then he tell me that he went to the book fair there so many people. I thought Hongkee got so many bookworms meh or maybe got another Harry Porter book come out? Then he tell me is got book signing...

AngelaBaby posing in front of the Eiffel Tower

If KissyChrissie came for book signing like this then hosay liao...

Wah lau eh!?! Really got book signing lor but not for Harry Porter but the above two models. No wonder my friend sekali like to read so much... Hosay!

Like This Can Ah?

Wah lau eh!?!

Not say I am religious or I anti-religion lah but you see these photographs - can you accept?

Monks cannot get married but they can have girlfriends

One of the tests at the temple is see if the monk can tahan when they put swee char bor next to him and play the song "Tempted to Touch" for 25 minutes every day

What this world become liao!?! Sibeh jia lat leh...

My Day in Court

Wah lau eh!?!

Today my boss ask me go to the Subordinate Court to deliver some documents. At first I think chop-chop-curry-pork, just park my kup chai at the side of the road, then do quickie-delivery. Mana eh zai... Wah lau eh!?!

This is called 排长龙...

Before enter Subordinate Court must thiam form, write down you name, IC number, sex, blah blah blah and declare you are swine flu free, got no fever, never go overseas, blah blah blah then they let you enter.

Hosay lor! Actually 5 minute job become more than 5 minute job lor... Anyway, I enter the Subordinate Court, must put all my kay see tau in a basket for X-ray scan and then walk through machine... Lucky I don't have adamantium claws or else the alarm sure "tee tee tee" hiang liao. Haha!

Next, was infra-red machine... I don't know is Brother SantaV or who say that walk a few more times sure decrease sperm count one. Subordinate Court inside is "one-way" traffic so I pass the machine more than once... Cham liao lah...

Then when I do submission, the clerk tell me what must submit in duplicates... Need to photocopy then say so lah... Ask me go upstairs seven floor Research Library to photocopy... Wah lau eh!?! Some more one copy is 15-cents leh... Not cheap you know!?!

Wah lau eh!?! Now I know why my father ask me study hard to become lawyer... Seventh floor Rearch Library should change name called Seventh Heaven liao... Got many lawyers and their er...assistants there doing research. I see already I also want to study with them! So I take the thickest book and sit down to study... Hosay!

Sometimes I wish I also take the bus - so many things to see

Lucky my boss call me or else I forget about my submission. But anyway, by the time I finish everything, was time for the lawyers and their assistants to pang kang go home. Hosay!

Now I Know How My Office Photocopier Spoil

Wah lau eh!?!

My office the photocopier always rosak one. My manager kao peh kao bu say every time ask Fuji Xerox come down and repair need money because we never sign contract with them. Of course I am the first person he blame because I am dispatch mah so maybe he think that I am "IT 白吃". What to do? Then I read a thread from CH about installing spy camera so over the weekend we saw...


... Hosay! Now I know why my colleague everytime MC when my photocopier breakdown.

What Job Better?

Wah lau eh!?!

Sibeh jialat ah... Now hang cheng very bad... Everywhere also retrenchment exercise or else boss with come out some pattern to say this, say that - give you chance to "automatic" resign. But resign liao do what job? What job better?

Many people say go into property market good. Why leh? Because property will always appreciate one... You got hear people buy HDB flat today, ten years later lose money one? Don't have right? That's why... Property business is the best place to be.

Hang cheng good, hang cheng bad - people also need a place to stay. When economy is good, people will upgrade (buy bigger home); when economy is bad, people will downgrade (buy smaller home). So whether is good economy or bad economy = make money to property agent. So if become property agent then hosay liao!

Before you all happy chio pee pee decide to join any property agency, don't say TuLanMing never give you tips ok!?! From my S2 Report, ERA got one new chio bu agent...

这样有实力、有分量的 Lynn Poh - how to fight?

Wah lau eh!?! Lynn Poh leh... If you think you this kind of kah siao can fight with her then you go join property line lor... And, if you do meet Lynn Poh, then please tell her that "我是她的偶像！" Oops! I mean "她是我的偶像！" Sorry ah... Type too fast liao...

Like This Also Can Ah?

Wah lau eh!?!

I was surfing Internet then I saw this article about this Ang Mor char bor taking naughty photos in temple, suppose to be Kek Lok Si 极乐寺 in Penang (Malaysia).

I am not Buddhist but I think holy place must be respected lor... How can do this kind of things there? My friends who are Buddhists and Taoists tell me that all idols must be respected one lor so cannot anyhow teng san teng khor in front of them... Maybe Ang Mor don't know or just bo chap...

The original story can be found on SPH's Omy.sg Website.

Ping Pong Everywhere!?!

Wah lau eh!?!

I today MC - go lau kah to see doctor so I decided to walk - less pollution mah; don't everytime use kup chai, must save the planet right? Everywhere I go, I see little ghee nah holding on to table-tennis bats. Just downstairs at my void deck got these two ghee nah using the letterbox like a net and playing "void deck" tennis with a ping pong ball.

Then I cross the road got another group of ghee nah using the round "chess" table to play ping pong. Wah lau eh!?! Like that also can ah?

I arrived at the doctor's and as I was waiting for my turn I heard this little ghee nah tell his mother that he MUST get well because he want to be a ping pong player when he grows up.

Then after I see doctor, take my medicine and walk back home, I see another group of ghee nah use their slippers to make a line across the void deck and then... You guess it... Play Ping Pong...

Wah lau eh!?! Ping pong... Ping pong... Really so popular sport meh?

Why My Brother So Kan Cheong Go Home

Wah lau eh!?!

The other night I go out with my brother kwee neng kee (open two bottles)... Sekali he see his watch then kan cheong kan cheong say he need to go home. Now I know why my brother rush home that night...

Chin GY leh...

Thank you for Coming + Movie Review

Wah lau eh!?!

First of all must thank all the CH members for coming down for the Fast & Furious 4 movie outing. For all of you who never get Sista LindaYZT's autograph...

JUST TOO BAD!!!

Who call you all ban ban too people is famous Special Guest Star leh... You think City Gas ah? :P

Anyway, thanks again for Brother TerryLMT for being the first guy to come... Sorry hor... No prizes ok? You want prizes, you can claim from Sista LindaYZT... ^_^

Anyway, Brother TerryLMT very the romantic one... Bring his wife to the food court downstairs makan, then after makan, bring her go upstairs jalan-jalan... See the stuff toys in Action City and then hang kai a bit... Tired liao, go back downstairs for dessert (but in the end never buy dessert because he very health-conscious) Hosay!

Also special thanks to Brother jaRv1s who make his first appearance for CH meet up. He very sporting one (and for all the mei-mei who are reading AoTLM) he also very yan tao one... Of course not as yan tao as TLM lah... Hosay!

A bit disappointing is that Brother Hell4lif bring the two guests... They are nice but they are NOT chio bu... Haiz... :( But anyway, thanks for coming to join our CH movie outing... Again... No prizes, you want prizes, you can look for MissyLim, she will give you free poke :)

Of course, not forgetting Brother SamChen who look very cool as usual - thanks for taking revenge for me and stealing Brother Hell4lif's popcorn. Double Hosay!

Last but not least must thanks our Special Guest Star and her boyfriend, the lovely Sista LindaYZT - because of her we got out tickets at very special (weekday) price of S$6.00 only... Cheap tickets but good seats and MORE IMPORTANTLY... Good Company... YOu tell me: Where to find man!?! Triple Hosay!

Ok... Now is for the movie review...

The movie is something like 2Fast2Furious where the drivers have to transport illegal stuff for the boss. It's like playing Need for Speed game where the fastest drivers get selected to become the transporter. Then it's the usual ho lang + pai lang thing lah...

Starting part very kan cheong... like James Bond like that - Hosay!

The starting part when Vin Diesel go and steal petrol very stylo-milo man... See him and his gang choot pattern is very shiok ah! But because this scene is set in Mexico so you won't get to see Honda Civic EG or EK or even a Mitsubishi CZ4A... All you get to see is American Muscle Cars... :(

I think that the story is good lah but too much Ang Mor talking so I will wait for Sista LindaYZT to translate for me then maybe I will understand better. The chase scene is quite nice but nothing we can relate to because other than three or four jepun chai, the rest all alien to most of us. So other than the first few minutes intro sequence very song, the rest of the show is Ang Mor showcase lah... We all te-iong chia where got play Dodge Charger, Ford Mustang and Ford Gran Torino one?

Anyway, just in case you are wondering if I am talk ge leng wei, I better post these pictures or you all catch no ball then jia lat liao loh...

The phai lang Fenix Rise (Laz Alonso) was driving a 1972 Ford Gran Torino

In the show, Letty (Michelle Rodriguez) drives a 1970 Plymouth Road Runner

One of the cars Dominic Toretto (Vin Diesel) drive is this 1973 F-Bomb Camaro

The 1970 Dodge Charge is Vin Diesel's 烈火战车... Steady lah!

Brother SamChen see WRX STi appear liao very sexcited... I wonder why ah!?!

Fast and Furious Movie Outing

Wah lau eh!?!

Fourth installment of Fast and Furious liao loh... We can get tickets for very special (weekday) price of S$6.00 only. Hosay!

All brothers and sisters who want to watch please register with me as soon as possible (also let me know if you are asking your kaki along) so that I can get the tickets beforehand - we all can sit together (but I get to sit next to LindaYZT 妹妹) Hosay!

I will update more details on this blog until Club Hyundai Forum is online again. Steady lah ok?

Who want to watch? Got hong chia (or te-iong chia), got chio bu... Sure power one!

Outing Details
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Date: 15 April 2009 (Wednesday)
Time: TBD (Evening after work)
Venue: Cathay Cinema (to enjoy S$6.00 tickets)

Orh-kwee-niser: Tulanming

Special Guest Star: LindaYZT
(cannot post her photo in this blog because my server will jam due to many-many traffic)

Participants
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(In ABC order)
1. Hell4lif (and 2 guests - hope they are chio bu)
2. jaRv1s
3. SamChen
4. TerryLMT (and wife)

Club Hyundai Forum Down

Wah lau eh!?!

I so many days never log in to Club Hyundai then LindaYZT 妹妹 just now message me say it is down. Sadness man... Cannot read postings by Thexder 叔叔 and Jasmine 婶婶 - wonder how are they liao.

Screen shot of error message

CH Forum down liao... How to get most update news about all our brothers and sisters? The other night heard got Police raid... Wonder if Brother Foxbat1978 kena caught by anti-vice?

Sibeh jia lat...