Want Free Car Wash? Join RC

Wah lau eh!?!

Like that also can ah?

Last time my friends tell me... You want to park in your area free, join RC. But I think maybe nowadays RC members very few already so they add another perk - free car wash! Haha!

If RC member get car wash for free, then next time I see the ah neh under my block, I give him S$3.00 ask him wash my kup chai (Oei! I know the hang cheng one ok... Car Wash is S$5.00 at petrol kiosk so I give him S$3.00 is more than half price - some more have gor kak tips ok? Don't say Singaporeans are cheapskate ok?)

Online Reference: Stomp Web Site on Friday, June 20, 2008

I Wish She Was My Teacher

Wah lau eh!?!

Anybody watched CJ7? Remember the 21-year-old chio bu who played the ordinary plain Jane school teacher in the movie?

Now look at the recent photos taken of her by the 狗仔队! Power sia! No wonder she is called the "Shandong Bo Ba" by the media lah!

If all teachers like that, then there will be fewer dropouts - everybody will be going back to school to study under her.

Now I think about my English tutor, I also wish Miss Kitty Zhang Yuqi can give me tuition. I promise to be a very good student.

Online Reference: Asiaone Web Site on Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Changi Airport Terminal 3

Wah lau eh!?!

I didn't know Changi Airport Terminal 3 so advanced one ah? I mean... Terminal 1 and 2 are good but I get the feeling that Terminal 3 is more hong bian for the people who go there. I mean look at the photos that I take and you will know that Singapore also boleh one... Haha!

Changi Airport 24 hours also very busy one... Wee wee hours still so many people!

Ah Neh go back home open electronics shop: LCD, plasma - suma also have lah...

Haha! I pretend to look at Flight Information then sup a cup of FREE plain water :P

Sorry ah... This one is not i-Robot but trolleys all line up waiting to be used.

Terminal 3 "Go Green" wor... So don't anyhow throw your rubbish. Must recycle ok?

Miss Korea 2008 - Lee Ji-sun

How to win Miss Universe title?

First you must be a chio bu. If you kana sai, please install body kit, HID lamps, engine overhaul then come and apply.

Then another thing you must do is you must get special trainer! That was how Japan won the Miss Universe title in 2007. So this year, Korea aslo copycat lah...

Miss Korea Lee Ji-sun will compete in the 57th Annual Miss Universe Competition held in Khanh Hoa, Vietnam, 14 July 2008 with the assistance of renowned trainer Ines Ligron.

Ines Ligron is the national director of Miss Universe Japan and has been working in the Japanese beauty pageant industry for the past decade and was the trainer of the Miss Universe 2007's winner, Miss Riyo Mori.

Wah lau eh!?! Like that Korea want to lose also very hard ah...

Reduce Pollution - Ride Naked!

Wah lau eh!?!

Like this also can ah? Bueh song about pollution then mai cheng sa, mai cheng kor go on protest. Like that win already lor...

Then oil prices increase in Singapore, maybe ask a few mei mei mai cheng sa, mai cheng kor go protest don't know if can bring down prices or not ah?

Online Reference: China Daily Web Site on Saturday, June 07, 2008

Britney Goes Green?

Wah lau eh!?!

Maybe Britney Spears bo lui liao or she having second childhood. Just look at the photograph! Haha! Maybe she really jia lao huan siong and decided to play with her children's toys. Whatever the case is, please... when you get out of the car careful don't zhao keng!

Nonsensical Post

Haha! I never thought I would be doing this but this post is for members of CH to make up their minds and faster faster vote before time is up...

Sweet as Candy Alicia

Too Fast Too Furious Eve

Eloquent and Sophisticated Jasmine

Intelligent and Witty Rachel

Sensible and Worldly-wise Spidergal

Please hor... I spent many sleepless minutes to find the most suitable photographs. I even look up the dictionary for all the spelling of the above captions.

If I so hardworking when in school kin jit teo bo ah nee cham liao...

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