Who Want This Uncle's Job?

Wah lau eh!?!

Uncle! You kena this kind of job also you complain? Why like that lah... If got chance ah I also want your job lah... Every day also got the chance to have a hands-on... Hahaha... Hosay!
 

Who also want this job? Khee chiu... Khee chiu...

Hehehe... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

Is Your Doctor Like This?

Wah lau eh!?!

I damn lucky my doctor can understand my Hokkien ah... If my neighbourhood doctor macham this Uncle Muthu and the nurse like this 大白鲨 (Great White Shark), I either vomit blood or become deaf... Hahaha... Hosay!~<3

Ok lah... Better go koonz liao... Later got more time then update my blog again... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

WWE Match Made in Singapore - Part 2

Wah lau eh!?!

This one is continue from my the other day post, WWE Match Made in Singapore? between two very famous Singaporeans - Aaron Tan and Steven Lim.

Aaron made this video to respond to Steven's one-by-one match challenge.

Later got more then update... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

WWE Match Made in Singapore?

Wah lau eh!?!

In two weeks time (19 Feburary 2012), got the WWE Elimination Chamber Match at the Bradley Centre in Milwaukee but here in Singapore, we also got the "match" between Steven "I am a Super Star" Lim and Aaron "Priest lah!" Tan... Hahaha... Steady lah!!!

They two jio each other on YouTube really macham last time 1990s WWF wrestling promo like that... Don't believe me? Watch Aaron Tan's video... It's a bit long so priest lah...

Don't say I bo standard, post half-half ok? So 呢... Please 呢... Watch 呢... Because Steven Lim really don't like people call him Ah Gua...


So how? Who you all support?

Hahaha... Hosay!~<3

Why We Cannot Fall in Love with Our Teachers

Wah lau eh!?!

Yesterday I was clearing up my room and then I found this love letter that I sent to my Kindergarten teacher when I was still a little Ming Ming (小明明). At that time, I thought that my teacher would be the love of my life so I borrowed my lau peh's Parker Pen and then I wrote the first composition of my life...

But you see what happen?

In the end, my masterpiece come back become 满江红! And she didn't even give me the chance to tong pang her on my kah lah chia or let me clean the blackboard any more... Wah lau eh!?! (>.<)"

So the moral of the story is: If your English sama-sama my my broken Rojak market English, please don't kau the teacher. Maybe you got the better luck kau the mee see or the 空姐.

Chin GY leh... Sibeh jialat ah... (>.<)"

BMW also can get Menses

Wah lau eh!?!

I thought that only living things can kena menses... Then I saw this photograph online... This BMW licence plate covered with a piece of loh tee...

When the female driver was caught, she told the 警察叔叔 she use the loh tee because she know she will be speeding and did not want her photo to be snapped by the speed camera.

"This is the only thing I had; it's sticky, so it won't fall off," she said.

And you know how much she kena fined? 400 yuan (S$81.6)

For more details, click here... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

Two Dollars Where Got Enough?

Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?! (>.<)"

The other day, I went to Yishun and then I saw this guy in a wheelchair macham very cham like that so I try to be ho sim and then give him two-dollars.

Photograph taken from AsiaOne website

Usually when you give money to beggars, they will either nod their head or say thank you but this one... Really steady lah... You know he tell me?

"Two dollars where got enough? Give five dollars lah!"

Wah lau eh!?! How can like that one? My teacher last time got tell me that beg is like humbly ask for something. He like that talk to me where got humble? More like he more sombong than humble lah...

Sekali I read from the AsiaOne website, this guy got kena S$660,000 TOTO in November last year one... Then he use his winnings to buy S$300,000 three-room flat in Ang Mo Kio, got car and expensive watch. He lagi richer than me... I still wearing my old Citizen watch leh... Got one time he even take out a S$1,000 note to buy kopi at the coffeeshop. So atas!

Like that he still need to come out and beg meh?

Anyway, next time you go to Yishun-Chompang area, just watch out for this guy lah... Hosay!~<3