Mail Order Bride Pang Ah Peh Pway Kee

Wah lau eh!?!

What is wrong with these 50-year-old businessmen anyway?

Got one 50-year-old businessman, went to a casino, lost S$ 26 million then want to sue the casino for lending him money. Now in Johor Baru got another 50-year-old businessman kena conned because his 22-year-old Vietnamese don't want to marry him... Wah lau eh!?! Chin GY leh...

Anyway, this ghor chup hway Ah Peh, Lee Law Oh said he paid RM6,000 to a match-making agency, which then "delivered" her to him (the photo on the left is pai swee - for illustration purpose only ah...) but when she arrived at his house, she said she don't want to marry him... So he bo pian complain to Johor Baru MCA Youth chief Kua Song Tuck.

Another "Kua"... Maybe he is relative of my Facebook kawan-kawan Andrew Kua? Wait must post on Andrew's wall and ask him... Maybe he can introduce me some kang tau because just like Mr Lee Law Oh (not to be mistaken with Lee Law Soh), I also "really want to end my bachelor days as I don't want to die alone."

To see the actual AsiaOne report, in case you think Tulan Ming anyhow bluff people, click here...

Hosay!~

Lose S$26 Million is Casino's Fault

Wah lau eh!?!

I just come back from JB... Read this report on The Star newspaper about this rich Singaporean who lost S$ 26 million at the casino. Su liao nevermind, still want to sue the casino... Very sia sueh Singaporeans lah... He even say the casino never do homework properly and continued "loaning him a huge sum of money to gamble without first checking his financial position"... Wah lau eh!?! Like that also can ah?

Some more he say that "his girlfriend cried and begged the casino not to loan him any more money" but they still lend him. Where got so drama one? You think making God of Gamblers movie ah? Maybe that 50-year-old Ah Peh think he look like Chow Yuen Fatt... Like that maybe his girlfriend look like Zhang Min lah... Wah... Like that maybe can ask Jack Neo make gambling movie based on this story... Hosay!~

Like this kind of movie sure no horse run one... Even Li Nanxing and Zoe Tay also don't dare to compete, 甘拜下风 lose to Jack Neo and this unnamed uncle... Steady right?

Anyway, if you want to read the whole story, AsiaOne website also got the report here...

Hosay!~

Japan Guy Got another use for iPad

Wah lau eh!?!

My boss tell me the iPhone and the iPad is very tok kong... I thought he say-say only because he want to hao lian that he got the iPhone and the iPad bought from the Apple. Then today, guess what I saw on the AsiaOne website?

Got one Jepun-kia use his iPad and iPhone to eat the sushi... I really salute him ah... Buy so expensive things and use as crockery? Maybe he a bit cock-a-doodle-doo ah...

Now hosay lah... His iPhone now got the fish smell; later want to use to make phone call in the subway sure kena people give him the "one kind" look one. But then again hor, I think also not much of issue lah because Jepun-kia national pastime is use the Internet to surf for prawn lah so got the fish smell or not also nevermind lah... Hosay!~

English Lesson

Wah lau eh!?!

I got hear before English lesson for people to do business and basic conversation but this one really steady leh... Click on the video and you know what I mean...

English Translation

Wah lau eh!?!

The other day I MC so nothing to do then watch TV lah... I watch already really bo wei kong...

The subtitles really steady right? My mother see me laugh loud-loud ask me what happen, I also don't know how to answer her... Wah lau eh!?!

Singing Competition

Wah lau eh!?!

I just read this on AsiaOne website about this girl at this singing competition.. Aiyo... Just watch the clip and you know what I am trying to say lah...

After watching the clip, I still a bit blur-blur lah... All I want to know is how the girl can take off her bra so fast? No need to unhook the back meh? Maybe she can teach me a few tricks lah... Hosay!~

Ah Tiong Aunty Taking Aeroplane

Wah leu eh!?!

Seven-early, eight-early take budget aeroplane kena Cheena aunty choot pattern. Actually I got nothing against Ah Tiong one but you see how she sit the aeroplane like her grandfather house, you see already sure tulan one...

First of all you hear the Aunty Ah Tiong talk about how she is first time take the Budget Airline...

Then she bring out one big plastic bag of Cheena ham and then another plastic bag of bread... Then she take out a plastic glove, steady-steady put the ham inside the low-tee and then make her Super Sub... Hosay!~

Eat low-tee then eat lor, must still how lian and tell the whole cabin that she eating low-tee... Chin GY leh...

Even her kawan-kawan also bueh tahan, tong bueh tiao her ah...

If I am her son, I think I also find a hole to hide... Wah lau eh!?!