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I huat sio for so many days, today I first day go back to office, thought maybe can jia chua a bit in the morning MSN my peng yiu and then afternoon when I go out for dispatch can jio them to la kopi... Sekali I see this message say die die MUST upgrade to latest version or else cannot MSN anymore... How come!?!

Don't say I tua tulan, even the ang mor also tulan... Everybody also tulan... Just look at MSN Blog and you will understand what I mean! So if you also tulan, then follow me... I also go inside and add my tulan comments...

Hosay!

Lettter from Mother

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This letter from Mom to Jagjit is really steady lor... So I think must share with all of you... Anyway, don't think that I am against Indians; just so happen that got so many Indian jokes come in at the same time.

My dear Jagjit,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We are not living where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles away from our present home.

I am not able to send the address, as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet. But I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

By the way, I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece we should remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love,
Mom.

P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

So how? After you read the letter got peng san or not? Hosay!

All Food Come from India

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The other day I go lau kah meet Uncle Pillay and he tell me that all food come from India. I don't believe him so he gave me this link... Hard to believe lor... Uncle Pillay luk chit chup hueh liao still Internet leh... Sibeh hosay ah!

That aunty say until got a lot of logic like that so next time you want to eat pizza, just go eat thosai... If you want to eat salsa, just order papadum.

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Topless Car Wash

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Everybody is talking about the topless car wash... Chio bu bo cheng shah sueh chia (topless girls washing car). This is what you should expect lor..

You think what? Really got so good thing in Singapore ah? Wait long long lah... Haha!

Hosay!

COMEX 2009

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COMEX 2009 got more people go leh... Like they say in Chinese, "人山人海". I thought Singapore recession, everybody bo kang cho, then how come so many people come to COMEX? Got a lot of money to buy things meh?

Every year I go do dispatch or visit IT show I never take photograph... This year, I decide to take one for 纪念... See this one with the "Hi! Club" Mascot? Cute right? Anyway, coming back to the 人山人海 case ah, I see got so many people now aware of IT. Even the Ah Peh always hang around Chinatown ghor kah kee (five-foot-way) also come to check IT out (really depends what the IT refers to lah... Hosay!)

But I think most people come for this. Sorry ah... My 神雕峡铝 starting soon already... Later then blog some more... Hosay!

Save Money Also Not Like That...

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Save money also not like that save mah... You see this auntie... I think maybe because she want to save some money so she don't use standard bikini bottom but wear her panties. Actually everything is ok one until she take off her skirt. You see the slide show you will know lor...

Sibeh jia lat right? Some more she still walk here, walk there let everybody see see, not pai seh meh? Anyway, not my problem so just let you guys enjoy the slide show ok? Hosay lah!

Lucky My Tutor Not Like This One...

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I just read STOMP! Website and then got this report say that Tutor scold the student and say she is a b@#ch. Not that I take sides lah but sometimes this kind of thing very hard to say one... Maybe the tutor is correct or maybe the student is correct. I know that sometimes tutors also human and then teach the student until thor hueh (vomit blood) tu lan teo lai siong (internal injuries). Then again sometimes the tutor boh licence, boh experience only want the money anyhow teach and got no patiences

I think I very heng ah... My tutor not like this lor... Anyway, the tutor call me b@#ch also bueh gum because I also not girl mah... My tutor is the best lor... Leng koh swee and she speak very good English. If you forget, please refer to this post.

Hosay!