How Come!?!

Wah lau eh!?!

The other day, I got see this chio bu making phone call so I thought I test-test my new Sony Ericsson mobile phone and take her photo.

Wa sei! Making phone call also got style

Later I went to shopping centre to lah liang, I saw her again. This time she was looking at some clothes. She not looking then I take another photograph of her.

Heng ah... She never look in my direction or else I cham liao...

Just then my boss call me on my new Sony Ericsson mobile phone to go back to the office. Lucky the phone right, the chio bu never look in my direction or else I jia lat liao... So I thought I better go toilet first before I go back office. Then I saw her again...

Wah lau eh!?! How come "she" also in the toilet?

Chin GY leh...

Wonder Girls H1N1 Song

Wah lau eh!?!

Now then I know Wonder Girls so famous... They also got song for H1N1 (with a little help from Mr Brown and friends) to remind us to wash our hands, not only our body... Our body... Our body... Hosay!

I think all the gee nah in the school should learn how to sing the song. Maybe after National Day, make them sing after National Anthem and Pledge-taking so that all of them remember to wash their hands after they orh pee sai, pang sai or pang jio.

Personal hygiene is very important one you know; if you are lah sup kia, then very easy to get sick. And also, nobody... nobody but (maybe) you will like a lah sup kia for a friend.

For guys, I think they don't mind hum sup but lah sup... Sorry hor... Anyway, enjoy the MTV ok?

Hosay!

Live Show @ Woodlands Blk 682D

Wah lau eh!?!

Just read on STOMP that Woodlands also quite happening... The STOMPer say he is the girl's schoolmate and then he very disgusted... Must be he 吃不到葡萄、说葡萄酸 jia chor then talk nonsense one! Anyway, must also thank him for all the happening photographs. This guy take photo even though his handphone battery almost die, must really salute hiim leh... Hosay!

Girl to guy: "Put your head on my shoulders..."

Squeeze-squeeze a bit... So nice...

Guy to girl: "Can I see what I am squeezing?"

Anyway, thanks to his "tips" I will make sure I check out the place next time I go dispatch in that area. Maybe I got chance to see "live" show myself.

Hosay!

Posted STOMP on 05 Aug, 2009 10:40

Malaysian School Girls' Toilet

Wah lau eh!?!

If you are in Malaysia and you think your class very bo liao, what do you do? Go toilet take photo lah... What else?

Can you see? It's us in the mirror! Duh...

Mirror, mirror on the wall... Who's the fairest of them all?

We chwee too too also look cute...

Change pose leh...

Maybe I take from this angle, your eyes look bigger...

School girl checking the broom and dust pan

So who want to go study in Malaysia?

Hosay!

Hong Kong Book Fair

Wah lau eh!?!

My friend just come back from Hong Kong and then he tell me that he went to the book fair there so many people. I thought Hongkee got so many bookworms meh or maybe got another Harry Porter book come out? Then he tell me is got book signing...

AngelaBaby posing in front of the Eiffel Tower

If KissyChrissie came for book signing like this then hosay liao...

Wah lau eh!?! Really got book signing lor but not for Harry Porter but the above two models. No wonder my friend sekali like to read so much... Hosay!

Like This Can Ah?

Wah lau eh!?!

Not say I am religious or I anti-religion lah but you see these photographs - can you accept?

Monks cannot get married but they can have girlfriends

One of the tests at the temple is see if the monk can tahan when they put swee char bor next to him and play the song "Tempted to Touch" for 25 minutes every day

What this world become liao!?! Sibeh jia lat leh...

My Day in Court

Wah lau eh!?!

Today my boss ask me go to the Subordinate Court to deliver some documents. At first I think chop-chop-curry-pork, just park my kup chai at the side of the road, then do quickie-delivery. Mana eh zai... Wah lau eh!?!

This is called 排长龙...

Before enter Subordinate Court must thiam form, write down you name, IC number, sex, blah blah blah and declare you are swine flu free, got no fever, never go overseas, blah blah blah then they let you enter.

Hosay lor! Actually 5 minute job become more than 5 minute job lor... Anyway, I enter the Subordinate Court, must put all my kay see tau in a basket for X-ray scan and then walk through machine... Lucky I don't have adamantium claws or else the alarm sure "tee tee tee" hiang liao. Haha!

Next, was infra-red machine... I don't know is Brother SantaV or who say that walk a few more times sure decrease sperm count one. Subordinate Court inside is "one-way" traffic so I pass the machine more than once... Cham liao lah...

Then when I do submission, the clerk tell me what must submit in duplicates... Need to photocopy then say so lah... Ask me go upstairs seven floor Research Library to photocopy... Wah lau eh!?! Some more one copy is 15-cents leh... Not cheap you know!?!

Wah lau eh!?! Now I know why my father ask me study hard to become lawyer... Seventh floor Rearch Library should change name called Seventh Heaven liao... Got many lawyers and their er...assistants there doing research. I see already I also want to study with them! So I take the thickest book and sit down to study... Hosay!

Sometimes I wish I also take the bus - so many things to see

Lucky my boss call me or else I forget about my submission. But anyway, by the time I finish everything, was time for the lawyers and their assistants to pang kang go home. Hosay!