Call Who Summon?

Wah lau eh!?!

This type of situation... how ah?

Actually to be fair, Peh Tao also got good ones; not every one of them want to summon and summon and summon. I remember got one time, I was riding my kup chai when I got stopped by Uncle Sam. He told me that my kup chai rear lamp blown. Actually he could have given me some written notice but he just tell me to get it fixed and rode off.

Nice guy lah.

So for the above Tee Pee - how ah? For me, I think that sometimes rules can bend one; so long as they never break any serious offense like talk on mobile phone while driving, dangerous driving, etc. Pang chance lah...

What do you think?

Online Reference: Stomp Web Site on Thursday, May 29, 2008

Full SEXamination by Nurse

Wah lau eh!?!

Like that also can ah?

Stomper Joyce received SMS say got nurse can give "full examination"... So, of course Joyce called up SingTel, Starhub and M1 to complain about it cos she never subscribe and she thinks that it is "an offence to promote sex service or sex chatline in Singapore". Heng she never call the Police or the poor nurse mei mei will be out of a job... No job very poor thing one you know?

Actually she should have called me so that I can contact the nurse for a thorough, head-to-toe check up!

Oops! Er... Sorry sorry... What I intended to say was: she should have called me so that I tell her where the nearest Police Post is.


Pai seh pai seh... Sometimes the mind think faster than the mouth... Hehehe...

Online Reference: Stomp Web Site on Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Not so CIVIC-minded Driver

Wah lau eh!?!

Just look at how this aunty park her car? This is what my Chinese teacher would say: 没有公德心 or not civic-minded. In this case, the aunty is really driving a Honda Civic!

Got people like her then we all drivers mia siah chow (give drivers a bad name).

According to the Stomper, the aunty claimed to be waiting for somebody. Hence, she probably figured that it wouldn't hurt to park on two lots cos it's going to be "for a while only mah!"

To top off her act, according to the Stomper, the aunty even said to him:

"Want to take picture, take lah. It's a $100K car, I can park it anyway I want. Don't be red eye just because you cannot afford one."

Her Honda Civic worth how much - I don't know. What I know is: the licence plate only got three numbers. If anybody knows the missing number or the winning combination, tolong tolong tell me! We can share on 4D. Teo liao ho say - we can also have a $100K car of our own!

Online Reference: Stomp Web Site on Tuesday, May 27, 2008

English Lessons

Wah lau eh!?!

I know my English is very bad - 阿猫、阿狗 also make fun of the way I talk and spell. They visit my blog and then they shake my head - this type of ka siao also dare to write blog, bueh kia lang chio meh?

I hear already I want to give up and surrender - just started blogging then kena splash cold water. But look at the signs below, I know there is still hope for me.

If I dead then how? Look for the Undertaker or Kane ah?

Having fun is a sin - people who have fun usually burn in Hell!

No wonder I heard something from Ah Kong and Ah Ma's room the other night...

Horny devils - there IS a cure and it's not found in a can.

You can die but if the chair is not in position and the table is dirty, we'll sue you!

I Want to Join Friends in Girls' Home

Wah lau eh!?!

All you chiko pehs and lau tee kohs after you read my title and see the photo on the left, start to have funny thoughts already right?

You think what? You want to go Girls' Home then go ah? Your grandfather - Oops! - I mean your grandmother's place is it?

And, anyway, the photo is just my way of catching your attention just like those zhong guo mei give night prowlers in Geylang half ball then make away with half of their CPF money... Haha!

Actually I am NOT referring to myself but an article I read on AsiaOne website about this 15-year-old girl who volunteer to be put into a Girl's Home so that she could be with her friends.

I thought this type of kang tau only happen in Hong Kong movies where the hero (or in this case heroine) breaks the law so that he (or she) can join her kakis in jail. Some of the reel life must have rubbed off in real life because now this 15-year-old girl is following suit.

So what's next? Anybody out there reading this blog want to rob a bank together - maybe they will give us better rates?

Online Reference: AsiaOne Web Site on Monday, May 26, 2008

Hyundai Genesis Coupe Makes Korean Debut

Wah lau eh!?!

Who says Hyundai cars cannot make it? The latest Hyundai Genesis Coupe is a huge improvement from its Hyundai Scoupe days. The Hyundai Genesis Coupe will go on sale in Korea this September, followed by the US. I wonder when it will be made available in Singapore?

Miracle Makeup

Wah lau eh!?!

Next time you guys go out to sian mei mei, please be very careful hor... you never know; maybe she is not a mei mei but an auntie! So please be careful before you tell her you love her cos by the time she removes her makeup, it's too late to apologise... it's too late...

Plain Jane becomes Sophisticated Mary

Ugly Duckling becomes Swan Princess

Market Aunty becomes Catwalk Queen

Girl-next-door becomes Hi-class Babe

Study Mama becomes Mama-Miah

Moral of the story: Auntie, shen shen and ma cik all undergo some makeup can also become chio bu!

(Actually some of them still border-line case but give them some pak pok for effort...)