Sunday, 11 November 2012

Bad Romance

Wah lau eh... 岂有此理!?! (>.<)"

Like this also can ah? Got this Malaysian guy (working in Singapore) go online to look for a boyfriend then he kena bluff by his online boyfriend...

 Photograph for illustration purposes only... Hahaha... Hosay!

Oei! Before you think maybe I type wrongly or don't know what is boy and what is girl, check out this AsiaOne article first... I got do research one, ok?  Hahaha... Hosay!

Anyway, this Malaysian guy (newspaper give him fake name called Ian) thought he had found "The One" on the web site, even though he only Yahoo Messenger with the other guy and never heard his voice and never saw his face before... Wah lau eh!?! Sibeh jialat ah... What to do? Love is blind lah and somemore his one market smaller so cannot be too choosy, right?

So when his Ang Mor boyfriend asked for his bank account number so that he can transfer money over to buy iPhone, Ian quickly gave him. If me, I also will give lah cos giving out bank account number is nothing one right? They only can transfer money in but cannot take our money out... But anyway, I an not gay and I don't have much money in my bank so I not scared... Hahaha... Hosay!

Sekali, this Ang Mor is not take money out from Ian account but he actually really put in money into Ian's account... He deposited more than $82,000 into Ian's account leh... Steady lah!!!

But hor, don't happy first lah... You think Ang Mor so good ah? Put all the money into Ian's account, ask him buy one iPhone and then suah suah kee ah (forget the whole matter)? Then the Ang Mor sent his friend with some grandmother story asking Ian to transfer the money into other accounts.

Now Ian kena investigated by the Commercial Affairs Department (CAD) for money laundering... Wah lau eh!?! Sibeh jialat ah... (~_~;)

Sunday, 7 October 2012

McToilet

Wah lau eh!?!

Just now my kawan-kawan from Japan ask me what is a Samurai Burger? He asked me McDonald's got sell this kind of burger meh?

I thought Japanese sure know what is Samurai Burger mah so maybe he trying to jee siao me one... Sekali he really don't know... Then I go Google for the McDonald's Samurai Burger advertisement for him to see lah... My 早安老师 got teach me before - a picture tells a thousand words... Fwah!!! If video (moving pictures) sure tell at least ten thousand words lah... Hahaha... Hosay!

And then I found this video... 


Wah lau eh!?! What the two people do in the toilet sia? How come the McDonald's Manager so angry ah? Sibeh jialat ah... (~_~;)

Monday, 17 September 2012

Who Want This Uncle's Job?

Wah lau eh!?!

Uncle! You kena this kind of job also you complain? Why like that lah... If got chance ah I also want your job lah... Every day also got the chance to have a hands-on... Hahaha... Hosay!
 

Who also want this job? Khee chiu... Khee chiu...

Hehehe... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

Is Your Doctor Like This?

Wah lau eh!?!

I damn lucky my doctor can understand my Hokkien ah... If my neighbourhood doctor macham this Uncle Muthu and the nurse like this 大白鲨 (Great White Shark), I either vomit blood or become deaf... Hahaha... Hosay!~<3


Ok lah... Better go koonz liao... Later got more time then update my blog again... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

Tuesday, 7 February 2012

WWE Match Made in Singapore - Part 2

Wah lau eh!?!

This one is continue from my the other day post, WWE Match Made in Singapore? between two very famous Singaporeans - Aaron Tan and Steven Lim.

Aaron made this video to respond to Steven's one-by-one match challenge.


Later got more then update... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

Sunday, 5 February 2012

WWE Match Made in Singapore?

Wah lau eh!?!

In two weeks time (19 Feburary 2012), got the WWE Elimination Chamber Match at the Bradley Centre in Milwaukee but here in Singapore, we also got the "match" between Steven "I am a Super Star" Lim and Aaron "Priest lah!" Tan... Hahaha... Steady lah!!!

They two jio each other on YouTube really macham last time 1990s WWF wrestling promo like that... Don't believe me? Watch Aaron Tan's video... It's a bit long so priest lah...


Don't say I bo standard, post half-half ok? So 呢... Please 呢... Watch 呢... Because Steven Lim really don't like people call him Ah Gua...


So how? Who you all support?

Hahaha... Hosay!~<3