DIY Fork

Wah lau eh!?!

The other day, one of my colleagues blanjah me eat the canned cocktail fruits.

He opened the can and then pass it to me. Then I asked him - how to eat? Use my hand or leg?

The guy went to his table and then take all the paper clips and make a fork for me...

Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

Road Rage Bentley Driver is Training for Street Fighter

Wah lau eh!?! (>.<)"

I just read that the Bentley Driver in Road Rage Incident is RBS Exec and I think that everybody is just 大惊小怪 because they don't know the real story behind this case.

Madam Wang say she filter out of the Central Expressway (CTE) in her white Mercedes Benz into Braddell Road when a blue Bentley sekali cut into her lane and then zham brake, then she also bo pian need to zham brake.

Then an Ang Mor got out of the blue Bentley zhao chai and slammed his bare fist into her car windscreen. You see the photo? The windscreen all spiderweb already... The Ang Mor's punch sibeh power right?

Madam Wang also got say... "I was shocked by his behaviour and shocked that he could actually damage the windscreen using his bare hand. And I was afraid that he would hit me too."

They say this Ang Mor is RBS Head of Credit Structuring and Repackaging for Asia-Pacific., Mr Stefan Masuhr.

Actually, not many people know that Stefan Masuhr secret identity is really Ken Masters and he is training for the Street Fighter Tournament! And the reason why Stefan is so tulan is because he saw this video posted by Ryu on YouTube...

After he see the video, he sibeh hot... How can Ryu cheat and use the Yoga Fire and Yoga Flame? 岂有此理！See already he gwee pat thor hwei ah... And then sway-sway he kena cut lane by Madam Wang so he use her white Mercedes Benz as practice punching bag lor... Wah lau eh!?! (>.<)"

Flash What? EZ-Link Card ah?

Wah lau eh!?! (>.<)"

My mother always say - eh jia eh pang - so after my makan session with my kawan-kawan, I went to the wash room to release pressure.

Then when I inside the cubicle I saw this sign... Ask me to flash before I leave wor...

Flash what wor? EZ-Link card ah?

Chin GY leh...

$35 for a Plate of Chicken Rice

Wah lau eh 岂有此理!?!

My CEO wife come to Singapore again. So, as usual, I kena arrow to drive CEO 太太 around. Now my CEO got a new "idea" - he want to open a shop in maybe Orchard Road or some other shopping area and then let his daughter run it. He say that this is the best way to let her learn the ropes.

Wah lau eh!?! Open shop got to use rope one meh? The rope is for what? Put the Milo tin cash box one ah? Anyway, it's not my job to ask; just bring CEO 太太to see which shop is the most steady one then 下定金 and chiam miah.

By the lunch time, CEO 太太 already very hungry so ask me to bring her go the Chatterbox at Mandarin Orchard to eat the famous chicken rice.

You know people say, "一分钱，一分货" is real one... When the bill come, I almost kon kah kiau ah! You see the chicken rice smell so nice, looks so sedup but do you know how much for one set or not?

S$35.00 ok!

Don't play-play ah... If you ask me, I think I still prefer the S$2.00 one; maybe still got chance to win iPad2 leh! At the end of the makan, my tau kay soh just pay for the bill without even blinking... Sibeh steady lah!!! (^_^)y

Anyway, I got hear one customer complain why the chicken rice so expensive; last time S$17.50 but now almost double the price. Wah... I really think nowadays people very rich... S$17.50 also kum jia... Steady lah!!! (^_^)y

Anyway, for me, the makan is free so... Hosay!~<3