Banana Republic?

Wah lau eh!?!

The other day Yemen beach volleyball team lose then they say cheer leaders too sexy so they concentrate on the wrong ball. That's why they lose. sExcuses only lah... Wah lau eh!?!

Now Team Singapore use the banana tactic to make the competition blur. You don't believe me then see photo below.

Team Singapore got style right? Maybe their swimwear is sponsored by GAP...... What you all think ah? Steady or not? Better than their all black swimming trunks they wear last time right?

I know sure got some people will write in complain one; even Dick Lee also say that Singaporeans famous for complaining... Oops! I forgot it's called feedback lah... Hosay!~

What I know is... After they appear in those swimming trunks, the banana at my downstairs NTUC all sold out; don't care whether is pisang raja, pisang tanduk or pisang ambon... Everything suma out of stock! Sibeh ho business ah... Steady lah!!!

Let's go Team Singapore!!!

Marriage Cancelled - Permanently

Wah lau eh!?!

Many people know that I am about to get married to the most beautiful, most sexy, most intelligent girl in the world. The night before our wedding, my wife-to-be sent me this sexy video clip as a wedding present.

So... The wedding called off liao... I will not be return the wedding presents and there will be NO REFUNDS as I will use the money for her funeral.

Thank you hor... Hosay!~

What Hair?

Wah lau eh!?!

The other day got some kawan-kawan comment that my hair very long already, need to cut then they ask me go to the hair dresser.

Ok lah... People give me constructive criticism, I must accept right? So, even though I am not in my home country (I was overseas), I steady poon pee pee one... I left the hotel and took a slow walk to the nearest barber.

Then, I decided: Better go back home then cut hair... You want, you go cut yourself; don't afterwards people ask me why I got cock hairstyle?


Wah lau eh!?! Sibeh jialat ah...

Hoot University

Wah lau eh!?!

Now I know that there is a place to study to become a better society member. At Hoot U got teach practical skills help us make money and even have special guest come and give lecture leh...

Kuah simi lunchbox? Want to kuah just kuah the video below lah... Hosay!~

They also have excursions - the lecturer bring all the students out of practical training leh... Sibeh hosay lah!

Bouncing Ball so Lose at Volleyball

Wah lau eh!?!

Today Straits Times Online got report that some competitors at the Asian Games 2010 (held in Guangzhou) complain about the cheerleaders wear sexy-sexy, pang puah liap give people see then very hard to concentrate.

Yemen beach volleyballer Adeeb Mahfoudh told the Tianfu Morning News on Wednesday, "They had an effect on how we played. I think they had something to do with our losing the match."

The Yemeni men's team lost their Tuesday clash to an apparently more focused team from Indonesia, the paper said.

That guy like that say then Indonesian team see already why no effect? Chin GY!?! Can play ball means can play ball; cannot play ball means cannot play ball - so easy they don't understand meh? Why must push the blame on the cheerleaders' bouncing balls?

Oops! Paiseh...

Anyway, Mahfoudh also told AFP that he hope to see the cheerleaders perform again at the next match... Wah lau eh!?! Super contradiction lor... Chin GY leh!?!

Potong Saga

Wah lau eh!?!

I think I posted this before but I see again today, think it's worth posting again lah... Good things must repeat again and again and again teo boh? Hosay!~

Music on the Bus

Wah lau eh!?!

My kup chai in the motor tiam so bo pian today take bus. Actually take bus also very interesting one leh... Don't believe? You see this clip lah...

Wah lau eh!?! Macham TCS drama like that... Two HDB aunties shout here, shout there... Keep on repeating the word "lan"... I feel like telling them my name also got "lan" but I think I better keep quiet or wait sekali they 双剑合并 whack me then I really lan lan... Got one saying, kiang teo ho, mai kai kiang...

Next time I take bus must make sure my phone charge full batt then can video-tape HDB tai tai in action... Hosay!~