My Day in Court

Wah lau eh!?!

Today my boss ask me go to the Subordinate Court to deliver some documents. At first I think chop-chop-curry-pork, just park my kup chai at the side of the road, then do quickie-delivery. Mana eh zai... Wah lau eh!?!

This is called 排长龙...

Before enter Subordinate Court must thiam form, write down you name, IC number, sex, blah blah blah and declare you are swine flu free, got no fever, never go overseas, blah blah blah then they let you enter.

Hosay lor! Actually 5 minute job become more than 5 minute job lor... Anyway, I enter the Subordinate Court, must put all my kay see tau in a basket for X-ray scan and then walk through machine... Lucky I don't have adamantium claws or else the alarm sure "tee tee tee" hiang liao. Haha!

Next, was infra-red machine... I don't know is Brother SantaV or who say that walk a few more times sure decrease sperm count one. Subordinate Court inside is "one-way" traffic so I pass the machine more than once... Cham liao lah...

Then when I do submission, the clerk tell me what must submit in duplicates... Need to photocopy then say so lah... Ask me go upstairs seven floor Research Library to photocopy... Wah lau eh!?! Some more one copy is 15-cents leh... Not cheap you know!?!

Wah lau eh!?! Now I know why my father ask me study hard to become lawyer... Seventh floor Rearch Library should change name called Seventh Heaven liao... Got many lawyers and their er...assistants there doing research. I see already I also want to study with them! So I take the thickest book and sit down to study... Hosay!

Sometimes I wish I also take the bus - so many things to see

Lucky my boss call me or else I forget about my submission. But anyway, by the time I finish everything, was time for the lawyers and their assistants to pang kang go home. Hosay!